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Maria Bartiromo throwing out the opening pitch at last night’s Cubs v Brewers game.
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i was surprised they were able to find a jersey to fit her
Q. What did the baseball say to Maria?
A. See ya round….
Laugh if you want, but she’s starting for the Cubs tonight.
Looks like Bartolo Colon escaped from the Bronx, put on a pair of (plus size) women’s jeans, a Cubs jersey, and a wig.
Picture #2: “Escaped species with bad genes taunts player before being tranquilized and returned to zoo”
Was there a chance the ball was going to be hit back?
–Guy who’s wondering why she has a glove on
I didn’t know Sianis’ Goat was still ali…. oh… yeah.
Watch out for the curve ball!
She’s cute. It’s moving all the way to Argentina.
Maria realizes she is more a catcher than a pitcher
Like the Cubs…My better days are behind me.
M. Bartiromo a.k.a. Thunder Thighs
“You throw like Haines”
You look like a fool! You need to tuck your jersey INTO your pants like me!
Don’t care. Would still tap that juicy ass with the lights on, the entire city of Chicago watching and me pretending to be a howler monkey.
I read “Fuck” instead of “tuck”
I’ve seen a bigger crowd at Fresco’s during lunch on a slow day.
M. Bar tit homo
Tony Campana (guy in foreground): “Hey, Bartiromo, I’ve got some foul balls for you to play with in locker room after the game.”
“So how do you know if your girlfriend is getting fat?”
“When she fits into your wife’s clothes.”
Like with extreme prejudice
Come on Gasparino! Put the gun down! It’s not my fault you ended at Fox!
God she’s dumpy.
“They’re throwing a tea party here on the floor of Cubs Stadium.”
I’m not sure either of them actually had better days.
What is an out?
Are you smiling? There is no smiling….there is no smiling in baseball!
Did they use the tarp from Wrigley to make jeans for Maria?
Since when were mascots allowed to throw out the first pitch?
If you go back far enough, maybe.
Thank god her glove was made out of bacon.
No balls and all strikes.
I wonder if Lane Bryant could use this as print ad… ?
Congrats on the pregnancy Maria!
I would love to slurve her wheelhouse.
Cosmo says she’s fat? Well I a’int down with that
I swear she looked better a few years ago when she came to Wake Forest…
She couldn’t handle Weiner, but can handle balls.
Is it just me or is she a dead ringer for Rachel Dratch in the second photo?
Look mommy, the rhino’s getting too close to the car
I think she’s doing a great job on HBO at Tyrion Lannister.
Christ, what an asshole!
He just resigned…He’s not a Weiner, he’s a pussy. He should have stuck it out.
See what I did there
Who the fuck does she think she is?
- Marla Hooch and “All the way” Mae Mordabito
no, no, maybe the back of her knee, no. wait, is that all one person?
I see what you did there.
Say, where’s the hotel receipt [guy] that accompanies these pictures?
Coffee. snorted. on. to. the. keyboard. from visualizing what that would look like…
-Coffee on to the keyboard guy
Where’s the Steller Lapin smooch gross fest picture?
I did after snorting a line of viagra
When did CC Sabathia sign for the Cubs?
“Does this jersey make my tits to ass ratio look all out of whack?”
From a past of high hard ones and to a future of soft wobblers
Nice jeans, mom.
Maria makes baseball purists long for the days when Wrigley did not have lights.
Read couple of comments: feeling as if i just visited highschool bathroom. Grow up, boys, willya?
- Cubs GM
I’d like to see you say that the next morning when you wake up all hungover and proceed to hide under the kitchen sink hoping your friends don’t find out
Check out the last photo. Born for porn indeed.
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