• 16 Jun 2011 at 1:10 PM

Caption Contest Thursday: Maria Bartiromo Brings The Heat

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Maria Bartiromo throwing out the opening pitch at last night’s Cubs v Brewers game.

Comments (111)

  1. 1
    Posted by in love with pmco avatar | June 16, 2011 at 5:12 PM

    i was surprised they were able to find a jersey to fit her

  2. 2
    Posted by Rude | June 16, 2011 at 5:14 PM

    Q. What did the baseball say to Maria?
    A. See ya round….

  3. 3
    Posted by 104 years and counting | June 16, 2011 at 5:16 PM

    Laugh if you want, but she’s starting for the Cubs tonight.

  4. 4
    Posted by Bess Lumpkin | June 16, 2011 at 5:21 PM

    Looks like Bartolo Colon escaped from the Bronx, put on a pair of (plus size) women’s jeans, a Cubs jersey, and a wig.

  5. 5
    Posted by Finn Alexander | June 16, 2011 at 5:21 PM

    Picture #2: “Escaped species with bad genes taunts player before being tranquilized and returned to zoo” 

  6. 6
    Posted by Guest | June 16, 2011 at 5:21 PM

    Was there a chance the ball was going to be hit back?

    –Guy who’s wondering why she has a glove on

  7. 7
    Posted by Guest | June 16, 2011 at 5:21 PM

    I didn’t know Sianis’ Goat was still ali…. oh… yeah.

  8. 8
    Posted by Guest | June 16, 2011 at 5:23 PM

    Watch out for the curve ball!

    Erin burnett

  9. 9
    Posted by Azzy | June 16, 2011 at 5:24 PM

    She’s cute. It’s moving all the way to Argentina.

  10. 10
    Posted by Ntri | June 16, 2011 at 5:24 PM

    Maria realizes she is more a catcher than a pitcher

  11. 11
    Posted by Guest | June 16, 2011 at 5:24 PM

    Bartman>Bartiromo

  12. 12
    Posted by Guest | June 16, 2011 at 5:25 PM

    Like the Cubs…My better days are behind me.

    M. Bartiromo a.k.a. Thunder Thighs

  13. 13
    Posted by Tom C | June 16, 2011 at 5:26 PM

    “You throw like Haines”

  14. 14
    Posted by Michael Wilbon | June 16, 2011 at 5:27 PM

    Maria,   
    You look like a fool! You need to tuck your jersey INTO your pants like me!

  15. 15
    Posted by Black Mamba | June 16, 2011 at 5:28 PM

    Don’t care.  Would still tap that juicy ass with the lights on, the entire city of Chicago watching and me pretending to be a howler monkey.

  16. 16
    Posted by Azzy | June 16, 2011 at 5:28 PM

    I read “Fuck” instead of “tuck”

  17. 17
    Posted by Guest | June 16, 2011 at 5:29 PM

    I’ve seen a bigger crowd at Fresco’s during lunch on a slow day.

    M. Bar tit homo

  18. 18
    Posted by Out option buyer | June 16, 2011 at 5:29 PM

    Tony Campana (guy in foreground): “Hey, Bartiromo, I’ve got some foul balls for you to play with in locker room after the game.”
    Bartiromo: “Yaaaayyy!!!”

  19. 19
    Posted by Momentus | June 16, 2011 at 5:32 PM

    “So how do you know if your girlfriend is getting fat?”

    “When she fits into your wife’s clothes.”

  20. 20
    Posted by Guest | June 16, 2011 at 5:32 PM

    Too soon.

  21. 21
    Posted by Guesticles | June 16, 2011 at 5:35 PM

    Like with extreme prejudice

  22. 22
    Posted by Guest | June 16, 2011 at 5:36 PM

    Come on Gasparino! Put the gun down! It’s not my fault you ended at Fox!

  23. 23
    Posted by lax BRO | June 16, 2011 at 5:36 PM

     God she’s dumpy.

  24. 24
    Posted by Barteby the Scrivener | June 16, 2011 at 5:36 PM

    “They’re throwing a tea party here on the floor of Cubs Stadium.”   

  25. 25
    Posted by Also A Guest | June 16, 2011 at 5:42 PM

    I’m not sure either of them actually had better days.

  26. 26
    Posted by Guest | June 16, 2011 at 5:42 PM

    What is an out?

  27. 27
    Posted by Cub fan | June 16, 2011 at 5:48 PM

    Are you smiling? There is no smiling….there is no smiling in baseball!

  28. 28
    Posted by Pete_broms | June 16, 2011 at 5:55 PM

    Did they use the tarp from Wrigley to make jeans for Maria?

  29. 29
    Posted by Guessed | June 16, 2011 at 5:57 PM

    Since when were mascots allowed to throw out the first pitch?

  30. 30
    Posted by Anonymous | June 16, 2011 at 6:06 PM

    If you go back far enough, maybe.

  31. 31
    Posted by Baconator | June 16, 2011 at 6:09 PM

    Thank god her glove was made out of bacon.

  32. 32
    Posted by Jackie Treehorn | June 16, 2011 at 6:14 PM

    No balls and all strikes. 

  33. 33
    Posted by Ragnar | June 16, 2011 at 6:16 PM

    I wonder if Lane Bryant could use this as print ad… ?

  34. 34
    Posted by Guy Who Likes Crazy Broads | June 16, 2011 at 6:16 PM

    Congrats on the pregnancy Maria!

  35. 35
    Posted by Roger Clemens | June 16, 2011 at 6:18 PM

    I would love to slurve her wheelhouse. 

  36. 36
    Posted by Mandingo | June 16, 2011 at 6:21 PM

    Cosmo says she’s fat? Well I a’int down with that

  37. 37
    Posted by Guest | June 16, 2011 at 6:29 PM

    I swear she looked better a few years ago when she came to Wake Forest…

  38. 38
    Posted by Guest | June 16, 2011 at 6:33 PM

    She couldn’t handle Weiner, but can handle balls.

  39. 39
    Posted by Wire | June 16, 2011 at 6:33 PM

    Is it just me or is she a dead ringer for Rachel Dratch in the second photo?

  40. 40
    Posted by 104 years and counting | June 16, 2011 at 6:56 PM

    Just you.

  41. 41
    Posted by Guest | June 16, 2011 at 7:07 PM

    Look mommy, the rhino’s getting too close to the car

  42. 42
    Posted by Frances_Phelan | June 16, 2011 at 7:12 PM

    I think she’s doing a great job on HBO at Tyrion Lannister.

  43. 43
    Posted by Anonymous | June 16, 2011 at 7:16 PM

    Christ, what an asshole!

    Works everywhere..http://www.robertsinclair.net/comic/asshole.html

  44. 44
    Posted by Anonymous | June 16, 2011 at 7:17 PM

    He just resigned…He’s not a Weiner, he’s a pussy. He should have stuck it out.

    See what I did there

  45. 45
    Posted by Wahoo | June 16, 2011 at 7:18 PM

    Who the fuck does she think she is?

    - Marla Hooch and “All the way” Mae Mordabito

  46. 46
    Posted by guest | June 16, 2011 at 7:19 PM

    no, no, maybe the back of her knee, no.  wait, is that all one person?  

  47. 47
    Posted by Guest | June 16, 2011 at 7:32 PM

    I see what you did there.

  48. 48
    Posted by Guest | June 16, 2011 at 7:35 PM

    Say, where’s the hotel receipt [guy] that accompanies these pictures?

  49. 49
    Posted by Guest | June 16, 2011 at 7:44 PM

    Coffee. snorted. on. to. the. keyboard. from visualizing what that would look like…

    -Coffee on to the keyboard guy

  50. 50
    Posted by This4u | June 16, 2011 at 7:49 PM

    Where’s the Steller Lapin smooch gross fest picture?

  51. 51
    Posted by Guest | June 16, 2011 at 8:30 PM

    I did after snorting a line of viagra

  52. 52
    Posted by Guest | June 16, 2011 at 8:58 PM

    When did CC Sabathia sign for the Cubs?

    –B. Cashman

  53. 53
    Posted by Too much junk in the trunk | June 16, 2011 at 9:05 PM

    Caption Contest

    “Does this jersey make my tits to ass ratio look all out of whack?”

  54. 54
    Posted by Todd Thompson | June 16, 2011 at 10:56 PM

    From a past of high hard ones and to a future of soft wobblers

  55. 55
    Posted by Guest | June 16, 2011 at 11:17 PM

    Nice jeans, mom.

  56. 56
    Posted by Cs88 | June 16, 2011 at 11:24 PM

    Maria makes baseball purists long for the days when Wrigley did not have lights.

  57. 57
    Posted by Quantonomero | June 17, 2011 at 12:29 AM

    Read couple of comments: feeling as if i just visited highschool bathroom. Grow up, boys, willya?

  58. 58
    Posted by Guest | June 17, 2011 at 1:43 AM

    SIGN HER!

    - Cubs GM

  59. 59
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    I’d like to see you say that the next morning when you wake up all hungover and proceed to hide under the kitchen sink hoping your friends don’t find out

  60. 60
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    Check out the last photo. Born for porn indeed.

    -SEC guy

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