According to Chaz, Goldman is the only firm that is “actually planning” on cuts (whereas others are taking a “wait and see” approach).

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  1. Posted by Guest | June 17, 2011 at 8:46 PM

    Thank god I’m safe.

    –LEH Quant

  2. Posted by guest | June 17, 2011 at 8:46 PM

    what kind of severance are we talking?

    ~ nervous GS quant

  3. Posted by Denis KNEEL | June 17, 2011 at 8:50 PM

    Anyone else buying OUTS on Chaz’s TV Career?
    This guy is fading fast!

  4. Posted by InfiniteGuest | June 17, 2011 at 9:04 PM

    If you’re still feeling nostalgic why not steer the thread toward cow puns?
    They’re probably less likely to get slaughtered.

  5. Posted by Anonymous | June 17, 2011 at 9:16 PM

    I just don’t have the stomaches for cow puns at 5.15 on a Friday, Infinite.

  6. Posted by Guest | June 17, 2011 at 9:20 PM

    Fuck this shit.  Why the fuck am I here reading this?  Time to hit up the Stamford chili’s w/ my bros in the civic.  Cause I still have a job!

    -UBS MD

  7. Posted by Anonymous | June 17, 2011 at 9:21 PM

    On second thought, let me chew on it for a while and see what I can produce.

  8. Posted by bored dude | June 17, 2011 at 9:23 PM

    Can chew me dick, babe.

  9. Posted by Guest | June 17, 2011 at 9:28 PM

    Let me know what your thoughts are when you’re done ruminating.

  10. Posted by Chaz | June 17, 2011 at 9:32 PM

    And I should know since I just got off the phone with a Goldman intern finishing her second week.

  11. Posted by King Crab | June 17, 2011 at 9:43 PM

    Does anyone have any idea what the composition of the layoffs will be? NY? Satellite offices? Global? Where will the cuts be made? IB? Trading? WM? Prop? Back-office? What levels are we talking about?

    So many questions…

  12. Posted by Kramer's Caddie | June 17, 2011 at 10:04 PM

    No need to drag the good name of Chili’s into this……..

  13. Posted by Anonymous | June 17, 2011 at 10:17 PM

    I ruminated and masticated and came up with udderly nothing. 

  14. Posted by Anonymous | June 17, 2011 at 10:20 PM

    Sorry but I’m on a low-fat diet. Maybe you could hoof it over the Re: Union Bar and see if there is a wholesome summer analyst who can help.

  15. Posted by Anonymous | June 17, 2011 at 10:51 PM

    What the hell are you people doing bantering about on a Friday night?  Go. Get. Drunk.

  16. Posted by Gas | June 17, 2011 at 11:44 PM

    Dollars to Donuts says GasBag gets fired before anyone at Goldman does …. washout

  17. Posted by Anonymous | June 18, 2011 at 12:24 AM

    Upon hearing the news of potential Goldman layoffs, Matt Taibbi immediately started stroking his Vampire Squid

  18. Posted by SampleCity Transcentral | June 18, 2011 at 2:28 AM

    My bet is on large layoffs in GS Prop Trading in the UK.

  19. Posted by Anonymous | June 18, 2011 at 3:59 AM

    Arent we going to get to see any Perp walks….surely a few hundred in cuffs would be wonderful.

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  21. Posted by Guest | June 18, 2011 at 5:11 PM

    Who really cares what Charlie Gas-Bag-Rino has to say anyways?

    This meatball should be pouring cement or working in waste management just like everyone else who has that annoying, autistic four year old blue collar new yawk accent.

  22. Posted by Holy Toledo Gumby | June 20, 2011 at 12:13 AM

    She’s also very educated and went to NYU.  She knows what she’s talking about because she went to NYU.

    Did mention that she went to NYU?

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    just googled valerie baber, thanks ass

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    Your popped collar is cutting off your circulation.  

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