“If it is not the best idea you’ve ever heard I’ll pay you 4 your time!”
Apparently this fellow was hanging around Wall Street this afternoon. We tried the number but it went through to voicemail. As it sounds like a can’t lose strategy you don’t want to miss, we’ll keep trying. Fingers crossed he gets back to us. (As for the math- presumably the $10 million/year figure takes management fees into account?)
iPhone app that allows you to order your cheeburger, cheeburger, cheeburger remotely. The $250k is to build out the “No Coke, Pepsi” module and pay Appstore’s platform fees.
-The ghost of John Belushi
Pls knock on the front door, say hi to the pig on your way up. And don’t get freaked out by Wilbur playing the piano.
His name is Will. I talked to this guy for a few minutes because everyone deserves to be heard. Maybe he had something amazing; the only risk was losing a few minutes time. So he pulls out his phone and shows me the most amazing app I have ever seen in my life. I look at him and say “this is great I would love to help you get this started but what is the catch? There has to be a reason why this isn’t available right now.”
Will looks at me and says “The only problem is that the app interferes with GPS signals but who needs that shit!”
718 area code, that’s Brooklyn and Staten Island. Mwahahahahahahahahahahah
Pump the breaks
That’s my son!! Following in his dad’s footsteps I’m so proud.
You’re going to hurt yourself.
Because without that hint we were all under the impression this guy was bunking at 740 Park.
Obviously works for GSAM.
[clapping]
As nuts as this may appear, I guarantee you some guys thought for a second about 40x when they got back to their office and wished they’d at least stopped.
Now there is a gentleman with civic driving upper management written all over him.
It might be illegal – advertising private placements for general public is.
2.5% is pretty steep, if he’s charging 20% of performance too..
Step 1. Design App
Step 2.
Step 3. Profit
It could be worse… it could’ve been 929.
there should have been a CFA vs MBA tag on this post
it’s also bronx and queens. welcome to the greater nyc metropolitan area. i hope you get a FT offer at the end of the summer.
Did he end up paying for anyone’s time?
No worries, he’ll probably fall under Reg D
UBS still sucks
I would have probably stopped to see what he had to say.
I’m in just as soon as my Sino-Frest trades settle.
J. Paulson
It was a “jump to conclusions” app. You see, it would be this app that you would put on the phone… and would have different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO.
- Tom Smykowski
My God! This should have been where we put our money.
-Every Harbinger LP
I heard STONE was a flopp but this ridiculous! Edward Norton really needs to get his shit together.
If you ever worked early stage venture, you would definitely not stop to talk to this guy.
You’d wait until he made an appointment to see you, like all the other woo-woo’s.
Maybe he should have started with an app that produced a readable poster .. he seems as genuine as the people he is peddling his wares to.
Waiting for advice from AIG Quant before I invest.
I just maxed out all my credit cards and handed this fine young man a bown paper bag with 250k in it. Bahamas here we come
Including your Chase debit card?
A bit of googling identifies him as Serge Kannon. Also into selling dj tickets and used cars.
hazah sir
Pump your mother cocksuckers.
Jesus, Rubin looks like crap.
And he ran his own ebay shop!
i’m sure he’s got a disclaimer written on his t-shirt right next to jimi hendrix
Bess, any relation?
UUEGHf Wow, great article.Really looking forward to read more. Much obliged.