This is how it starts.
The Japanese bank, which bought the European business of Lehman Brothers in 2008, said it was installing two beehives on the roof of its European headquarters in London. About 80,000 bees are to start producing honey there next month. Nomura plans to brand the honey with the bank logo and serve it at client breakfast meetings and other events, a spokeswoman said.
In related news, you get three guesses as to which chief executive is foaming at the mouth with jealousy but you’ll only need one.
Nomura’s Sweet Charity [Dealbook]
cocksuckers don’t deserve this.
-JT
The real question is how long before DB posts a story someone gives 2 shits about.
Ohhhh, I think I may have made a mistake – I mean, I did think it was strange that Nomura wanted us to “beeversify” our portfolio when they saw how much concentration risk we had.
-Former Lehman Quant / Nomura Risk
Anytime I hear something about bees, all I can think of is that Oprah video where she is giving away free bees to everybody in the audience.
BEEES!!!!
They’re training their guard dog, Bella-San, to shoot bees from her mouth everytime she barks.
You obviously missed the big picture here. Yeah first they start with bees on the roof. But then its bees working in the cafeteria, then bee’s on the 5th floor doing trading. Bees are organized, work harder and don’t complain about their fucking bonuses.
speak for yourself!
-Queen Bee
All of us bearish economists make our own honey.
I wonder if we can get bees to live in Stamford?
-UBS
Hey!
- Lil Kim
Bernie banished all those little honey jars from his client breakfast meetings and other events.
thought this was about bess, not bees.
It is. It’s about Bess in a bee costume like the chick in the Blind Melon video.
Who’d want a bee as a gift?
-L Bluth
Excellent!
-J. Montgomery Burns
Liked purely for the Kurt Loder handle
Lehman Brothers? More like Beeman Brothers!
step off beotch!
-Nikki M
“If all the bees move out of stamford I’m finished” – stamdford honey pot jar maker next to honda dealer
This makes me masturbate furiously; beat my dick like it owes me money.
-Not confused commentor but a fan of his/her work.
let’s see, john paulson? ever heard of him? or does your breadth of knowledge not reach that far.
kill yourself.
let’s see, it’s the summer which, if you actually work on wall street, know is dead as fuck. so perhaps it’s a slow news day. and perhaps, instead of leaving a comment that reveals you to be the worthless douche you are, you should get out there and make something interesting happen and then DB can post about it? oh. wait. you said you wanted a story about someone people give to shits about. guess that’s out then.
Overweight NMR.
- Winnie the Pooh, MD UBS Large Cap Saccharine Equities
why don’t you ask for your money back?
That’s none of your beeswax!
What’s the difference between jam and jelly? I can’t “jelly” my johnson into your ass.
-Federal Prison Inmate
White Collar Crime Block
Anywhere, USA
Psst: UBS employee, recently fired. Be nice!!
Bess, any relation?
People who have been posted about today included but not limited to a little known hedge fund manager named john paulson and this bald guy who works at this place called the federal reserve. but yeah. no one gives a shit about those guys.
Wilbur, is that you? You are definetely geeting to obsessed with celebrity status..fucking pig.
Then the bees will form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment they deserve! Then they’ll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japanese will eat us alive!
BEES???
-Guy who really thought it was Job but imdb’ed it just to be sure.
If a bee and a bluejay had offspring would they be called “beejays”?
You know Bess, I buy A LOT of Banonbo pants. I mean a lot. So as a huge financial contributor to this site I except a story more newsworthy, i.e. like how women are switching their yoga pants this summer to yoga shorts.
Thanks in advance!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cesspool_emptier
You’re sure it’s honey they’re serving their clients?
The Japanese!? Those sandal-wearing goldfish tenders?
The Japanese!? Those sandal-wearing goldfish tenders?
The Japanese!? Those sandal-wearing goldfish tenders?
How many bee stings does it take to kill, say, a small horse-like animal? Hello? Oh, well…
-Eeyore
How many bee stings does it take to kill, say, a small horse-like animal? Hello? Oh, well…
-Eeyore
How many bee stings does it take to kill, say, a small horse-like animal? Hello? Oh, well…
-Eeyore
U Jelly?
Release the robotic Richard Simmons!
Anyhow interested in honey-nut cheerio equity securities hit me up. I am in the business of making monies.
-BuzzBee
Anyhow interested in honey-nut cheerio equity securities hit me up. I am in the business of making monies.
-BuzzBee
Anyhow interested in honey-nut cheerio equity securities hit me up. I am in the business of making monies.
-BuzzBee
Anyhow interested in honey-nut cheerio equity securities hit me up. I am in the business of making monies.
-BuzzBee
Nomura Sales Guy: The honey your eating was produced by bees living on the roof of this building.
Do you think they hand the prospect a pen and contract at the same time?
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