Elite model Xenia Tchoumitcheva is apparently a summer intern at JPMorgan in the graduate program for sales and trading…Apparently this isn’t her first finance internship. She previously interned at Merrill Lynch and the London hedgefund Duet Group, according to her website. She is also spokesmodel for Audi, Burger King, Visilab Sunglasses, and Casino Lugano according to her web site. Tchoumitcheva graduated with a degree in economics. She speaks five different languages. She was also 1st runner up in Miss Switzerland in 2006. [NetNet via BI]

Here’s Tchoumitcheva discussing her work for Burger King:

And for those wondering, she likely was not present at last week’s noted intern party, as she’s working in London this summer.

Comments (119)

  1. Posted by Jeffrey Epstein | June 24, 2011 at 7:28 PM

    Godammit!  WE were looking for interns.

  2. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2011 at 7:32 PM

    We once had interns too! now we have to fetch our own dollar menu lunch.

    - UBS trader in Stanford

  3. Posted by Also A Guest | June 24, 2011 at 7:32 PM

    Lights on with pepper spray in my eyes

  4. Posted by Mingus Ah Um | June 24, 2011 at 7:32 PM

    Being Swiss I’m sure she has remarkable holes

  5. Posted by Studman69 | June 24, 2011 at 7:35 PM

    She’s the kind of girl that makes you want to clone yourself.

  6. Posted by Guest | June 24, 2011 at 7:35 PM

    Lights on, middle of Times Square, Bus of Japanese tourists snapping pictures, while I raid her gold.

  7. Posted by Guest | June 24, 2011 at 7:35 PM

    Lights on, middle of Times Square, Bus of Japanese tourists snapping pictures, while I raid her gold.

  8. Posted by Lidstrom needs another cup! | June 24, 2011 at 7:36 PM

    good old KGB up to its old tricks. Hot Russian chick + gullible American banker nerds = Hero of the Soviet Union for her once she gets caught discovering ‘secrets’ like does UBS suck.

  9. Posted by Also A Guest | June 24, 2011 at 7:37 PM

    “AIG Quant” signing off as “- UBS trader in Stanford”

    Are you just clever on a level I don’t completely understand, or are you retarded?

  10. Posted by Guest | June 24, 2011 at 7:37 PM

    Fucking fat fingers.  Well give her 2 more years in banking, and her fingers will be the size of éclairs.

  11. Posted by zarb | June 24, 2011 at 7:37 PM

    When I was a summer intern, “working with models” had a very different meaning.

  12. Posted by guest | June 24, 2011 at 7:38 PM

    We’re hiring

    - Handbridge Capital HR dept

  13. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2011 at 7:38 PM

    For the record, she is over 21 and it is totally legal for her to hang out with InternParties at classy places like ReUnion Bar

  14. Posted by guest | June 24, 2011 at 7:39 PM

    2nd place Miss Switzerland > CFA > MBA > UBS 

  15. Posted by Queer Quant | June 24, 2011 at 7:39 PM

    That wood floor/plant combination never loses aesthetic value.

    -Queer Quant

  16. Posted by KostaKovachev | June 24, 2011 at 7:40 PM

    As far as Russian flusies, she is a very hot one. no question.  She must have a graduate degree in fellatio.  Maybe even a phd in how to be a “semi – pro ho” without really trying..  JPM is WAY to boring a place for her.  yawn.

    Plus, Duet is a pretty shady firm.  Ex ML principal there does not have a good rep and is notorious for hiring Russian bimbos as marketing bunnies.  Of course the fund analyst geeks will slober but..is any investor stupid enough not to see through that honey trap? 

  17. Posted by Guest | June 24, 2011 at 7:41 PM

    she’s 23, i.e. about 14 years too old for you.

  18. Posted by Momentus | June 24, 2011 at 7:41 PM

    Truly the NKI.

  19. Posted by Anna C | June 24, 2011 at 7:41 PM

    definitely another russian spy 

  20. Posted by Ragnar | June 24, 2011 at 7:42 PM

    Is any investor stupid enough to think housing prices will never go down?? 

  21. Posted by Ragnar | June 24, 2011 at 7:42 PM

    Is any investor stupid enough to think housing prices will never go down?? 

  22. Posted by CoveredLong | June 24, 2011 at 7:43 PM

    Since we’re talking about eating challenges today – I could go for about 4hours before coming up for air.

  23. Posted by ketchupkhakis | June 24, 2011 at 7:44 PM

    S&T isn’t really that far out on the nerd curve. Just sayin’

  24. Posted by HF_chick | June 24, 2011 at 7:45 PM

    that doesn’t sound like a vote of confident for your “eating” skills.

  25. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2011 at 7:45 PM

    She looks like she knows her way around a box of Chicken Fries.

  26. Posted by Wahoo | June 24, 2011 at 7:46 PM

    I didn’t know things were so bad at UBS that they had taken up office space in Palo Alto….

  27. Posted by CoveredDong | June 24, 2011 at 7:49 PM

    ‘Cause Euro chicks are dirty

  28. Posted by in love with pmco avatar | June 24, 2011 at 7:50 PM

    she cannot hold a candle to pmco

  29. Posted by POW! | June 24, 2011 at 7:53 PM

    In Soviet Russia, models trade chocolate.

    /UBS Geography Quant

  30. Posted by Jennifer Connelly | June 24, 2011 at 7:55 PM

    A2A?

  31. Posted by Chuck Norris | June 24, 2011 at 7:55 PM

    Move along tubby. I don’t mate with first runner up in anything. Winners only please.

  32. Posted by Brian1284 | June 24, 2011 at 7:56 PM

    Yes!

  33. Posted by CoveredLong | June 24, 2011 at 7:57 PM

    You’re free to join and show me how it’s done, you know where to meet me. 

  34. Posted by Guest | June 24, 2011 at 8:01 PM

    She wouldn’t stand a prayer at Citi.
    Vikram

  35. Posted by Mingus Ah Um | June 24, 2011 at 8:02 PM

    JPM does have the most ATMs in Manhattan.

  36. Posted by Guest | June 24, 2011 at 8:06 PM

    People do realize a Russian can’t be in Miss Switzerland don’t they (i.e. KostaKovachev post, and not the ones clearly in jest).  They again, reading comprehension was never the strong set of bankers.

  37. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2011 at 8:09 PM

    Almost 40 comments and nothing about the teeth?  Varsity team took off early today, I see.

    That being said, I agree with Guest on the middle of Times Square thing, add “on NYE, on camera, in the 24 degree weather”

  38. Posted by Aspiring Proctologist | June 24, 2011 at 8:15 PM

    I’m more interested in her anal cavity.

  39. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2011 at 8:19 PM

    Oh, yes she can. How about you, me, Xenia and some candles? That sure sounds like fun to me. xoxo

  40. Posted by real mofo g | June 24, 2011 at 8:32 PM

    hmm…puffy nips…

  41. Posted by Nosmo King | June 24, 2011 at 8:33 PM

    Looks like a Dimon in the rough.
    - J.D.

  42. Posted by Guest | June 24, 2011 at 8:35 PM

    hey, why don’t you tell us how much you can bench again?

  43. Posted by CT | June 24, 2011 at 8:35 PM

    we prefer comments that are actually funny.

    -varsity commenting captain

  44. Posted by Birther | June 24, 2011 at 8:37 PM

    Right, because place of birth=nationality=residency=citizenship.

  45. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2011 at 8:38 PM
  46. Posted by It Werked Before | June 24, 2011 at 8:39 PM

    I couldn’t understand a thing she said except “fuck me”. 

  47. Posted by CT | June 24, 2011 at 8:40 PM

    link is NOT SAFE FOR WORK. send out a god damn warning next time.

  48. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2011 at 8:42 PM

    Sounds like fun, where do want to meet?

  49. Posted by Comrade Obvious | June 24, 2011 at 8:43 PM

    Wow, you really got those bankers there.  You are so right; the KGB would never come up with the idea of FAKING AN IDENTITY or USING AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN AS A SPY.  Good thing that you are on our side or we would all be doing the trepak. You see, in Soviet Russia, you do Trepak with smile on face, or KBG does you.

  50. Posted by Guest | June 24, 2011 at 8:44 PM

    Ich habe eine Perlenkette für ihre
    -Fellow Swiss Citizen

  51. Posted by Shnaps | June 24, 2011 at 8:45 PM

    She reports up to a guy by the name of Peter Johnson.

    I shit you not.

  52. Posted by P. Forum | June 24, 2011 at 8:45 PM

    What are the candles for?

    - guy that is thinking about what the candles could be for

  53. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2011 at 8:46 PM

    The Standard. Nothing wrong with a bit of exhibitionism too, right?

  54. Posted by B. Gross | June 24, 2011 at 8:53 PM

    I’m buying bonds from her!

  55. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2011 at 8:54 PM

    Oh, P. You sweet young thing. The candles are for creating ambience.
    xoxo

  56. Posted by Another guest ... | June 24, 2011 at 8:58 PM

    I would prefer to be served this kind of honey vs. Nomura’s! (post from yesterday). The Japanese just don’t get it. 

  57. Posted by in love with pmco avatar | June 24, 2011 at 8:59 PM

    scented or unscented?  i am in, sound like you like getting wax dripped on your body

  58. Posted by in love with pmco avatar | June 24, 2011 at 9:00 PM

    i prefer to meet at the W

  59. Posted by Guest | June 24, 2011 at 9:03 PM

    hahahahah.  I like a little bit of work to get to the end of jokes.  It makes the journey to google translate all that more rewarding.

  60. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2011 at 9:04 PM

    Not at all, not at all.

  61. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2011 at 9:05 PM

    What, exactly, is a JPM summer intern going to reveal to the Russians? How to schedule meetings?

  62. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2011 at 9:06 PM

    Hedge fund Investor Relations heat if I’ve ever seen it.  Let’s talk Xenia…how do you feel about Texas?

    …needless to say, it moved

  63. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2011 at 9:11 PM

    Scented or unscented; wax dripping…WTF?? It’s all about the lighting ILPA. What kind of girl do you take me for?

  64. Posted by Lidstrom needs another cup! | June 24, 2011 at 9:15 PM

    What did that redhead reveal to them, that middle aged guys in ‘finance’ fall for sluty chicks? Just because Russians are massively incompetent in strategic operations doesnt mean that tactically they are terrible. 

  65. Posted by LWIII | June 24, 2011 at 9:22 PM

    Lights on, Middle of Times Square, New Years Eve, Makeshift stage in the middle, Spotlights on from all directions, network TV blasting the coverage

  66. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2011 at 9:24 PM

    Sorry bout that.

  67. Posted by SEC Worker | June 24, 2011 at 9:25 PM

    No issues here.

  68. Posted by Guest | June 24, 2011 at 9:27 PM

    В Советской России ты мудак

  69. Posted by Guest | June 24, 2011 at 9:29 PM

    Slow afternoon… so yeah, too much fun with google translate.

  70. Posted by in love with pmco avatar | June 24, 2011 at 9:38 PM

    the kind you take home to mom

  71. Posted by Guest | June 24, 2011 at 9:48 PM

    Yim yam and click clack?

  72. Posted by You're Welcome | June 24, 2011 at 9:50 PM

    f-l-o-o-z-i-e-s

  73. Posted by Colonel Lingus | June 24, 2011 at 9:52 PM

    I eat at the Y

  74. Posted by East Texas Gas Trader | June 24, 2011 at 9:53 PM

    Damn shame I can’t be in Miss Switzerland.

  75. Posted by Original AIG Quant | June 24, 2011 at 9:55 PM

    If she’s Russian, why did her parents name her after a town in Ohio?

  76. Posted by Not the Macquarie Guy | June 24, 2011 at 10:04 PM

    So CT reveals he’s the “Maquarie Guy” !!!

  77. Posted by P. Forum | June 24, 2011 at 10:19 PM

    The last batch were forwarding “information about gold trading” back to Mother Russia. I imagine Anna Chapman got more than new recipes for borscht by using her… talents… and plying some senior banker. 

    But let’s face it; the real reason they are spying on us is that they hate freedom.

  78. Posted by U.S. Constitution | June 24, 2011 at 11:18 PM

    Define: freedom.

    What world are you living in, Jackass?

  79. Posted by JR | June 24, 2011 at 11:32 PM

    C only hires bunnies.

  80. Posted by Guest | June 24, 2011 at 11:45 PM

    for the morons, Google: translate Советской России ты мудак

  81. Posted by TheOx | June 24, 2011 at 11:46 PM

    Damn she could be my co-worker anytime….

  82. Posted by AIG Quant | June 25, 2011 at 12:34 AM

    Too bad I don’t speak Swiss…

  83. Posted by Captain Obvious | June 25, 2011 at 12:36 AM

    A girl who likes getting wax dripped on her body!

  84. Posted by Curious | June 25, 2011 at 12:39 AM

    ?>PMCO>?

  85. Posted by David Cohen | June 25, 2011 at 1:04 AM

    Hey Jordan!!  How’s that Pace MBA coming along?

    -  Guy who does not appreciate Jeffrey Rothstein’s wisdom

  86. Posted by Seaman Bodine | June 25, 2011 at 1:38 AM

    cries out stable to me

  87. Posted by Guest | June 25, 2011 at 2:19 AM

    Am I seriously the only one who read her profile on being a model, a multi-corporate spokeswoman, speaks 5 languages, and was 1st runner up in Miss Switzerland? Why the fuck is she choosing to be in some internship with JP Morgan? (no offense, JPM is an extraordinary company, just trying to see why she even bothers doing banking). 

  88. Posted by Lloyd | June 25, 2011 at 2:42 AM

    “Why the fuck is she choosing to be in some internship with JP Morgan?”

    Because we hire winners, not runners-up.

  89. Posted by Guest | June 25, 2011 at 4:18 PM

    Kudos.

  90. Posted by Bored quant | June 25, 2011 at 7:46 PM
  91. Posted by Rock_Hard | June 26, 2011 at 1:20 AM

    Softness only temporary.

    - Geithner

  92. Posted by don glover | June 26, 2011 at 3:50 AM

    I think ill just fuck her in the market instead….

  93. Posted by DSK | June 26, 2011 at 9:39 AM

    Know a guy down at JPM. Told him she is not as feisty as some room maids out there…now she got a job. I am not a bad guy

    DSK

  94. Posted by DSK | June 26, 2011 at 9:45 AM

    Perfectly safe here at the IMF

  95. Posted by Anonymous | June 26, 2011 at 1:51 PM

    But wait, there’s more.  She’s in the same intern class with my intern from last year (and apparently the sit next to each other).  She’s the runner-up for Miss France.

  96. Posted by Attorney | June 26, 2011 at 2:26 PM

    I love this hire!

    -sexual harassment attorney

  97. Posted by Carlos | June 26, 2011 at 2:55 PM

    I totally agree. After she sits on her ass all day staring at a computer screen for about a year, she will probably gain at least 30 or 40 pounds. That woman needs to be selling her pussy at the strip clubs. She will make a fortune!!!! 

  98. Posted by Guest | June 26, 2011 at 4:42 PM

    Well Played. 

  99. Posted by Anonymous | June 26, 2011 at 8:36 PM

    giggity 

  100. Posted by Harrybalzer | June 27, 2011 at 8:39 AM

    thanks.  that helped … a lot!

  101. Posted by Anonymous | June 27, 2011 at 2:33 PM

    Madoff?

  102. Posted by 734bro | June 27, 2011 at 3:43 PM

    Is she fucking her MD yet? What a smoke show.

  103. Posted by P. Forum | June 27, 2011 at 5:36 PM

    OK. Link below.
    http://tinyurl.com/2atlvnp

    Note the Constitution itself as ratified did not contain the word “freedom” or bestow any such freedoms except obliquely. The Bill of Rights, however, does impart such freedoms, individually and collectively, and bars many acts of government that would impinge on the rights of an individual, and reserves any powers not delegated by the people to the government of the union or the states.

  104. Posted by Guest | June 27, 2011 at 9:57 PM

    Why are you adressing the International Limited Partner Association?

  105. Posted by Guest | June 27, 2011 at 9:57 PM

    Why are you adressing the International Limited Partner Association?

  106. Posted by Guest | June 27, 2011 at 10:01 PM

    And then lay a lot of them off?

  107. Posted by AIG_Quant | June 27, 2011 at 10:41 PM

    Clever … ur too stupid to get it , Einstein

  108. Posted by Guest | June 28, 2011 at 12:16 AM

    Language fail.

  109. Posted by Ксениа Чёмичёва | June 28, 2011 at 2:38 AM

    yes and yes. the name is too obvious though.

  110. Posted by Ксениа Чёмичёва | June 28, 2011 at 2:38 AM

    yes and yes. the name is too obvious though.

  111. Posted by J Jpolin | June 28, 2011 at 12:18 PM

    just another word for nothing left to lose

  112. Posted by Guest | June 28, 2011 at 5:46 PM

    Sarcasm fail.

  113. Posted by Ellen | June 28, 2011 at 8:37 PM

    But is she Jewish?  

  114. Posted by On the Bar Car | June 30, 2011 at 3:16 PM

    Actually, its spelled “Stamford”, so my vote is for retarded.

  115. Posted by Guest | June 30, 2011 at 5:05 PM

    OMG! did you guys see some jerk keeps $100,000,000.00 in a capital one checking account? And pays ATM fees? Really! It’s on the cover of the Post today

  116. Posted by Guest | July 2, 2011 at 4:02 PM

    should do a hottest summer intern list encompassing all the bulge bracket interns

  117. Posted by Мых | July 2, 2011 at 8:54 PM

    yeah, keep jerking bitches…she’s just a human being like you..but a little bit hotter.. :)   

  118. Posted by Anonymous | July 26, 2011 at 8:25 AM

    She’s modeling for a lingerie brand!! http://www.myriamgirard.com/video.htm

  119. Posted by Joey Boombots | September 29, 2011 at 8:21 PM

    I'd wreck that.

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