Elite model Xenia Tchoumitcheva is apparently a summer intern at JPMorgan in the graduate program for sales and trading…Apparently this isn’t her first finance internship. She previously interned at Merrill Lynch and the London hedgefund Duet Group, according to her website. She is also spokesmodel for Audi, Burger King, Visilab Sunglasses, and Casino Lugano according to her web site. Tchoumitcheva graduated with a degree in economics. She speaks five different languages. She was also 1st runner up in Miss Switzerland in 2006. [NetNet via BI]
Here’s Tchoumitcheva discussing her work for Burger King:
And for those wondering, she likely was not present at last week’s noted intern party, as she’s working in London this summer.
Godammit! WE were looking for interns.
We once had interns too! now we have to fetch our own dollar menu lunch.
- UBS trader in Stanford
Lights on with pepper spray in my eyes
Being Swiss I’m sure she has remarkable holes
She’s the kind of girl that makes you want to clone yourself.
Lights on, middle of Times Square, Bus of Japanese tourists snapping pictures, while I raid her gold.
Lights on, middle of Times Square, Bus of Japanese tourists snapping pictures, while I raid her gold.
good old KGB up to its old tricks. Hot Russian chick + gullible American banker nerds = Hero of the Soviet Union for her once she gets caught discovering ‘secrets’ like does UBS suck.
“AIG Quant” signing off as “- UBS trader in Stanford”
Are you just clever on a level I don’t completely understand, or are you retarded?
Fucking fat fingers. Well give her 2 more years in banking, and her fingers will be the size of éclairs.
When I was a summer intern, “working with models” had a very different meaning.
We’re hiring
- Handbridge Capital HR dept
For the record, she is over 21 and it is totally legal for her to hang out with InternParties at classy places like ReUnion Bar
2nd place Miss Switzerland > CFA > MBA > UBS
That wood floor/plant combination never loses aesthetic value.
-Queer Quant
As far as Russian flusies, she is a very hot one. no question. She must have a graduate degree in fellatio. Maybe even a phd in how to be a “semi – pro ho” without really trying.. JPM is WAY to boring a place for her. yawn.
Plus, Duet is a pretty shady firm. Ex ML principal there does not have a good rep and is notorious for hiring Russian bimbos as marketing bunnies. Of course the fund analyst geeks will slober but..is any investor stupid enough not to see through that honey trap?
she’s 23, i.e. about 14 years too old for you.
Truly the NKI.
definitely another russian spy
Is any investor stupid enough to think housing prices will never go down??
Is any investor stupid enough to think housing prices will never go down??
Since we’re talking about eating challenges today – I could go for about 4hours before coming up for air.
S&T isn’t really that far out on the nerd curve. Just sayin’
that doesn’t sound like a vote of confident for your “eating” skills.
She looks like she knows her way around a box of Chicken Fries.
I didn’t know things were so bad at UBS that they had taken up office space in Palo Alto….
‘Cause Euro chicks are dirty
she cannot hold a candle to pmco
In Soviet Russia, models trade chocolate.
/UBS Geography Quant
A2A?
Move along tubby. I don’t mate with first runner up in anything. Winners only please.
Yes!
You’re free to join and show me how it’s done, you know where to meet me.
She wouldn’t stand a prayer at Citi.
Vikram
JPM does have the most ATMs in Manhattan.
People do realize a Russian can’t be in Miss Switzerland don’t they (i.e. KostaKovachev post, and not the ones clearly in jest). They again, reading comprehension was never the strong set of bankers.
Almost 40 comments and nothing about the teeth? Varsity team took off early today, I see.
That being said, I agree with Guest on the middle of Times Square thing, add “on NYE, on camera, in the 24 degree weather”
I’m more interested in her anal cavity.
Oh, yes she can. How about you, me, Xenia and some candles? That sure sounds like fun to me. xoxo
hmm…puffy nips…
Looks like a Dimon in the rough.
- J.D.
hey, why don’t you tell us how much you can bench again?
we prefer comments that are actually funny.
-varsity commenting captain
Right, because place of birth=nationality=residency=citizenship.
A better pic:
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://picsnow.us/pics/x/xenia-tchoumitcheva-2/images-xenia-tchoumitcheva-2.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.picsnow.us/images-xenia-tchoumitcheva-2.html&usg=__8V2Jg5seCe8-SK8Zl9JmUdV7XRc=&h=605&w=454&sz=32&hl=en&start=22&zoom=1&tbnid=tb0hiuryM3FMtM:&tbnh=156&tbnw=111&ei=TPUETvOzMtKGsgLJ4bXUDQ&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dxenia%2Btchoumitcheva%26hl%3Den%26biw%3D1432%26bih%3D724%26gbv%3D2%26tbm%3Disch&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=863&vpy=350&dur=2376&hovh=259&hovw=194&tx=108&ty=122&page=2&ndsp=33&ved=1t:429,r:13,s:22&biw=1432&bih=724
I couldn’t understand a thing she said except “fuck me”.
link is NOT SAFE FOR WORK. send out a god damn warning next time.
Sounds like fun, where do want to meet?
Wow, you really got those bankers there. You are so right; the KGB would never come up with the idea of FAKING AN IDENTITY or USING AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN AS A SPY. Good thing that you are on our side or we would all be doing the trepak. You see, in Soviet Russia, you do Trepak with smile on face, or KBG does you.
Ich habe eine Perlenkette für ihre
-Fellow Swiss Citizen
She reports up to a guy by the name of Peter Johnson.
I shit you not.
What are the candles for?
- guy that is thinking about what the candles could be for
The Standard. Nothing wrong with a bit of exhibitionism too, right?
I’m buying bonds from her!
Oh, P. You sweet young thing. The candles are for creating ambience.
xoxo
I would prefer to be served this kind of honey vs. Nomura’s! (post from yesterday). The Japanese just don’t get it.
scented or unscented? i am in, sound like you like getting wax dripped on your body
i prefer to meet at the W
hahahahah. I like a little bit of work to get to the end of jokes. It makes the journey to google translate all that more rewarding.
Not at all, not at all.
What, exactly, is a JPM summer intern going to reveal to the Russians? How to schedule meetings?
Hedge fund Investor Relations heat if I’ve ever seen it. Let’s talk Xenia…how do you feel about Texas?
…needless to say, it moved
Scented or unscented; wax dripping…WTF?? It’s all about the lighting ILPA. What kind of girl do you take me for?
What did that redhead reveal to them, that middle aged guys in ‘finance’ fall for sluty chicks? Just because Russians are massively incompetent in strategic operations doesnt mean that tactically they are terrible.
Lights on, Middle of Times Square, New Years Eve, Makeshift stage in the middle, Spotlights on from all directions, network TV blasting the coverage
Sorry bout that.
No issues here.
В Советской России ты мудак
Slow afternoon… so yeah, too much fun with google translate.
the kind you take home to mom
Yim yam and click clack?
f-l-o-o-z-i-e-s
I eat at the Y
Damn shame I can’t be in Miss Switzerland.
If she’s Russian, why did her parents name her after a town in Ohio?
So CT reveals he’s the “Maquarie Guy” !!!
The last batch were forwarding “information about gold trading” back to Mother Russia. I imagine Anna Chapman got more than new recipes for borscht by using her… talents… and plying some senior banker.
But let’s face it; the real reason they are spying on us is that they hate freedom.
Define: freedom.
What world are you living in, Jackass?
C only hires bunnies.
for the morons, Google: translate Советской России ты мудак
Damn she could be my co-worker anytime….
Too bad I don’t speak Swiss…
A girl who likes getting wax dripped on her body!
?>PMCO>?
Hey Jordan!! How’s that Pace MBA coming along?
- Guy who does not appreciate Jeffrey Rothstein’s wisdom
cries out stable to me
Am I seriously the only one who read her profile on being a model, a multi-corporate spokeswoman, speaks 5 languages, and was 1st runner up in Miss Switzerland? Why the fuck is she choosing to be in some internship with JP Morgan? (no offense, JPM is an extraordinary company, just trying to see why she even bothers doing banking).
“Why the fuck is she choosing to be in some internship with JP Morgan?”
Because we hire winners, not runners-up.
Kudos.
http://www.google.com/insights/search/#q=%D0%BC%D1%83%D0%B4%D0%B0%D0%BA&cmpt=q
Softness only temporary.
- Geithner
I think ill just fuck her in the market instead….
Know a guy down at JPM. Told him she is not as feisty as some room maids out there…now she got a job. I am not a bad guy
DSK
Perfectly safe here at the IMF
But wait, there’s more. She’s in the same intern class with my intern from last year (and apparently the sit next to each other). She’s the runner-up for Miss France.
I love this hire!
-sexual harassment attorney
I totally agree. After she sits on her ass all day staring at a computer screen for about a year, she will probably gain at least 30 or 40 pounds. That woman needs to be selling her pussy at the strip clubs. She will make a fortune!!!!
Well Played.
giggity
thanks. that helped … a lot!
Madoff?
Is she fucking her MD yet? What a smoke show.
OK. Link below.
http://tinyurl.com/2atlvnp
Note the Constitution itself as ratified did not contain the word “freedom” or bestow any such freedoms except obliquely. The Bill of Rights, however, does impart such freedoms, individually and collectively, and bars many acts of government that would impinge on the rights of an individual, and reserves any powers not delegated by the people to the government of the union or the states.
Why are you adressing the International Limited Partner Association?
Why are you adressing the International Limited Partner Association?
And then lay a lot of them off?
Clever … ur too stupid to get it , Einstein
Language fail.
yes and yes. the name is too obvious though.
yes and yes. the name is too obvious though.
just another word for nothing left to lose
Sarcasm fail.
But is she Jewish?
Actually, its spelled “Stamford”, so my vote is for retarded.
OMG! did you guys see some jerk keeps $100,000,000.00 in a capital one checking account? And pays ATM fees? Really! It’s on the cover of the Post today
should do a hottest summer intern list encompassing all the bulge bracket interns
yeah, keep jerking bitches…she’s just a human being like you..but a little bit hotter.. :)
She’s modeling for a lingerie brand!! http://www.myriamgirard.com/video.htm
I'd wreck that.