Former New York Mets and Philadelphia Phillies outfielder Lenny Dykstra pleaded not guilty Monday in a federal case where he’s accused of embezzling money from a bankruptcy estate. An out-of-sorts Dykstra appeared in a Los Angeles federal courtroom where he entered his plea while flanked by a new attorney, a deputy federal public defender. His previous lawyer, Mark Werksman, wouldn’t comment about why he no longer represented Dykstra, but noted a judge has declared the one-time baseball star indigent. Federal prosecutors contend Dykstra, 48, sold or destroyed more than $400,000 worth of items from an $18.5 million mansion without permission of a bankruptcy trustee. When U.S. Magistrate Judge John McDermott asked Dykstra if he understood the charges, the ex-big leaguer gave an incoherent response. “I don’t understand it, but I understand them,” said Dykstra, who appeared dazed. [AP]
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That quote is just priceless. PRICELESS! I’m tellin’ ya, this guy sees things the rest of us don’t – one of the greats. He’s out there making great trades and taking spectacular dumps on the kitchen floor.
Twizzler overdose. It’s the dye, you see. It’ll make any loser dazed and incoherent. I’ve seen if before.
If the stains aren’t shit, you must acquit!
Bro, I, uh, well, dude. I don’t know, chico. I’m worth millions, right? Daddy?
-Dykstra