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Let’s Help John Mack Name His Book

Over the weekend Charlie Gasparino reported that John Mack is expected to retire as chairman of Morgan Stanley at the end of the year. According to Chaz, Mack will use some of his newfound time to write a book. It’s still in the early stages, though, and probably untitled. So!

Let’s do him a solid and come up with some options. So far we like Leave The Gun, Take The Cannoli: The John Mack Story and Tell Tim Geithner To Get Fucked- I’m On The Damn Phone. Surely you can do better.

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  1. Guest says:

    “Return of the Mack”

    by John Mack

  2. HFguy says:

    Black Chase Debit card

  3. Spectator Bob says:

    I’VE GOT THE JAPANESE ON THE PHONE AND THEY’RE READY TO HAND ME 9 BILLION DOLLARS!  –  Lessons On How To Steal From A Wall Street Hard-Liner

  4. Guest says:

    “Downsize Me”

    – Guy who saw ‘Mack the Knife’ cut the fat at CSFB

  5. Guest says:

    “Mack Against the Wall”

  6. ih8edjfkjr says:

    Art Samberg traded on my information and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.

  7. The Observer says:

    “Why don’t you just ask for the money? They sure as hell can’t take a hint.”

  8. Richard Cripples says:

    The Man With The Cannoli Tattoo
    The Co-Runner
    The Tarping Point

  9. Edwin says:

    The Mack’s Balls. Going round the outside of the law.

  10. FUCK THE NYSE says:

    IF SHERMAN’S HORSE CAN TAKE IT SO CAN YOU—CONFESSIONS OF A WALL STREET SCUMBAG

  11. Frank The Tank says:

    Keep on Mack Truckin

  12. Who cares? says:

    “oh the shark bites . . . .”

  13. Guest says:

    Which was Worse, The Casting or Monk’s Southern Accent?

  14. Daniel says:

    Quantum Mistakes

  15. Pequot says:

    “John Mack: How I insider-traded and got away with it: you CAN DO IT too!”

  16. Newt GingRICH says:

    If I were him, I would name it: A Nation Like No Other: Why American Exceptionalism Matters, but that title has already been taken; by me. It’s my new book and on sale at Amazon for $29.99 or at a Barnes & Noble near you.  I will be signing copies at Bookends on East Ridgewood Ave, Ridgewood, NJ tonight at 7pm before I go on Hannity at 9pm to promote the critical issues that are covered in detail in my book. I really believe that all Americans should buy and read my book so that they can understand the issues that are critical to this nation. These are the substantive issues I will be campaigning on as soon as my book tour is over. 

    • Anonymous says:

      as soon as I get back from the Greek Isles, and Tiffany’s, and the new mistresses…
      Why do I need to campaign…I’m the smartest guy in the room, just elect me.

    • Guest says:

      You forgot to say 9% unemployment and 25% of mortgages underwater EVERY OTHER FUCKING WORD. 

  17. Guest says:

    God these are awful.. I expected (hoped for?) better

    -Guy who also has nothing good to contribute

    • Guest says:

      Mack doesn’t exactly inspire book titles like certain other CEO’s.

      -James “Panty Dropper” Dimon

    • early hominid says:

      Crybaby.

      “Indiana Mack and the Merger of Doom”

      “Too Mack to Fail”

      “Pull My Finger and America Deflates: The John Mack Story”

      Those may not be prize-winners but they’re better than sitting there whinging about it. 

      • Guest says:

        Pat The Bailout
        Goodnight Funds
        John Mack And The Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very-Bad Day
         
        – Guest who thinks the other comments overestimate JM’s writer creds

      • Guest says:

        Pat The Bailout
        Goodnight Funds
        John Mack And The Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very-Bad Day
         
        – Guest who thinks the other comments overestimate JM’s writer creds

  18. Supergood says:

    MACKLOVIN

  19. Guest says:

    In Case of Emergency, Blame the Short Sellers

  20. Big Mac

    Over billions screwed.

  21. Guest says:

    Big Mack: How you too can become an icon
    Book signing tour to be held at your local McDonald Playland.

  22. Guest says:

    Money for Nuthin’
    Never Let Them See You Sell
    You Can Fool All of The People All of The Time
    Reward Yourself
    A Man of No Importance

  23. I am Disappoint says:

    oh that bank named Morgan

  24. Guest says:

    The Mack in the Hat
    The Mack in the Hat Comes Back

  25. Anonymous says:

    Carry a Red Ryder BB Gun and Never Wax Your Eyebrows: Advice from a Wall Street Legend.

  26. Anonymous says:

    Dr. Strangebucks: or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the TARP.

  27. Lord Humongous says:

    Listen to me and listen good. I don’t give a shit what happened to you.
    You hear me? Now get yourself together, get back out there and git me my
    money!
    – Lessons in motivational management from The Mack

    He’s getting rich, you his bitch and it’s like that, ya knew the game and you still ended up on your back. Now ask yourself, who’s the Mack?
    – John Mack, a life spent on The Street; foreword by Ice Cube

  28. Rjlbea says:

    Do as I say, not as I do – The John Mack Story

  29. Rjlbea says:

    Do as I say, not as I do – The John Mack Story

  30. Lloyd says:

    “Timmy Geithner Can Just Blow Me” by John Mack

  31. Lloyd says:

    “Timmy Geithner Can Just Blow Me” by John Mack

  32. Mackinaw Island: The Offshore Success of Morgan Stanley
    John: A Man Among Whores
    Chairman Mac: Not Afraid to Rehabilitate
    1944: Exit the War, Enter the Mack, Part 1
    Mere Lebanese (released as “F’ the Fed” outside of Lebanon)

  33. Mackinaw Island: The Offshore Success of Morgan Stanley
    John: A Man Among Whores
    Chairman Mac: Not Afraid to Rehabilitate
    1944: Exit the War, Enter the Mack, Part 1
    Mere Lebanese (released as “F’ the Fed” outside of Lebanon)

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  35. John is just an incridible guy…

  36. Ahmad says:

    retired and be a writer. nice job then

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