Over the weekend Charlie Gasparino reported that John Mack is expected to retire as chairman of Morgan Stanley at the end of the year. According to Chaz, Mack will use some of his newfound time to write a book. It’s still in the early stages, though, and probably untitled. So!
Let’s do him a solid and come up with some options. So far we like Leave The Gun, Take The Cannoli: The John Mack Story and Tell Tim Geithner To Get Fucked- I’m On The Damn Phone. Surely you can do better.
“Return of the Mack”
by John Mack
Black Chase Debit card
I’VE GOT THE JAPANESE ON THE PHONE AND THEY’RE READY TO HAND ME 9 BILLION DOLLARS! - Lessons On How To Steal From A Wall Street Hard-Liner
“Downsize Me”
- Guy who saw ‘Mack the Knife’ cut the fat at CSFB
“Mack Against the Wall”
Art Samberg traded on my information and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
“Why don’t you just ask for the money? They sure as hell can’t take a hint.”
The Man With The Cannoli Tattoo
The Co-Runner
The Tarping Point
The Mack’s Balls. Going round the outside of the law.
IF SHERMAN’S HORSE CAN TAKE IT SO CAN YOU—CONFESSIONS OF A WALL STREET SCUMBAG
Keep on Mack Truckin
“oh the shark bites . . . .”
Which was Worse, The Casting or Monk’s Southern Accent?
Quantum Mistakes
“John Mack: How I insider-traded and got away with it: you CAN DO IT too!”
If I were him, I would name it: A Nation Like No Other: Why American Exceptionalism Matters, but that title has already been taken; by me. It’s my new book and on sale at Amazon for $29.99 or at a Barnes & Noble near you. I will be signing copies at Bookends on East Ridgewood Ave, Ridgewood, NJ tonight at 7pm before I go on Hannity at 9pm to promote the critical issues that are covered in detail in my book. I really believe that all Americans should buy and read my book so that they can understand the issues that are critical to this nation. These are the substantive issues I will be campaigning on as soon as my book tour is over.
God these are awful.. I expected (hoped for?) better
-Guy who also has nothing good to contribute
MACKLOVIN
In Case of Emergency, Blame the Short Sellers
Mack doesn’t exactly inspire book titles like certain other CEO’s.
-James “Panty Dropper” Dimon
Big Mac
Over billions screwed.
Big Mack: How you too can become an icon
Book signing tour to be held at your local McDonald Playland.
Money for Nuthin’
Never Let Them See You Sell
You Can Fool All of The People All of The Time
Reward Yourself
A Man of No Importance
Crybaby.
“Indiana Mack and the Merger of Doom”
“Too Mack to Fail”
“Pull My Finger and America Deflates: The John Mack Story”
Those may not be prize-winners but they’re better than sitting there whinging about it.
as soon as I get back from the Greek Isles, and Tiffany’s, and the new mistresses…
Why do I need to campaign…I’m the smartest guy in the room, just elect me.
oh that bank named Morgan
Um, maybe you need to stop doing so much blow on mondays… I mean, I hate them too..
The Mack in the Hat
The Mack in the Hat Comes Back
Carry a Red Ryder BB Gun and Never Wax Your Eyebrows: Advice from a Wall Street Legend.
Dr. Strangebucks: or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the TARP.
Listen to me and listen good. I don’t give a shit what happened to you.
You hear me? Now get yourself together, get back out there and git me my
money!
- Lessons in motivational management from The Mack
He’s getting rich, you his bitch and it’s like that, ya knew the game and you still ended up on your back. Now ask yourself, who’s the Mack?
- John Mack, a life spent on The Street; foreword by Ice Cube
Pat The Bailout
Goodnight Funds
John Mack And The Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very-Bad Day
- Guest who thinks the other comments overestimate JM’s writer creds
Pat The Bailout
Goodnight Funds
John Mack And The Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very-Bad Day
- Guest who thinks the other comments overestimate JM’s writer creds
Do as I say, not as I do – The John Mack Story
Do as I say, not as I do – The John Mack Story
“Timmy Geithner Can Just Blow Me” by John Mack
“Timmy Geithner Can Just Blow Me” by John Mack
Mackinaw Island: The Offshore Success of Morgan Stanley
John: A Man Among Whores
Chairman Mac: Not Afraid to Rehabilitate
1944: Exit the War, Enter the Mack, Part 1
Mere Lebanese (released as “F’ the Fed” outside of Lebanon)
Mackinaw Island: The Offshore Success of Morgan Stanley
John: A Man Among Whores
Chairman Mac: Not Afraid to Rehabilitate
1944: Exit the War, Enter the Mack, Part 1
Mere Lebanese (released as “F’ the Fed” outside of Lebanon)
You forgot to say 9% unemployment and 25% of mortgages underwater EVERY OTHER FUCKING WORD.
great to here that
John is just an incridible guy…