• 27 Jun 2011 at 12:12 PM

Let’s Help John Mack Name His Book

Over the weekend Charlie Gasparino reported that John Mack is expected to retire as chairman of Morgan Stanley at the end of the year. According to Chaz, Mack will use some of his newfound time to write a book. It’s still in the early stages, though, and probably untitled. So!

Let’s do him a solid and come up with some options. So far we like Leave The Gun, Take The Cannoli: The John Mack Story and Tell Tim Geithner To Get Fucked- I’m On The Damn Phone. Surely you can do better.

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  1. Posted by Guest | June 27, 2011 at 4:33 PM

    “Return of the Mack”

    by John Mack

  2. Posted by HFguy | June 27, 2011 at 4:40 PM

    Black Chase Debit card

  3. Posted by Spectator Bob | June 27, 2011 at 4:40 PM

    I’VE GOT THE JAPANESE ON THE PHONE AND THEY’RE READY TO HAND ME 9 BILLION DOLLARS!  -  Lessons On How To Steal From A Wall Street Hard-Liner

  4. Posted by Guest | June 27, 2011 at 4:41 PM

    “Downsize Me”

    - Guy who saw ‘Mack the Knife’ cut the fat at CSFB

  5. Posted by Guest | June 27, 2011 at 4:46 PM

    “Mack Against the Wall”

  6. Posted by ih8edjfkjr | June 27, 2011 at 4:51 PM

    Art Samberg traded on my information and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.

  7. Posted by The Observer | June 27, 2011 at 4:55 PM

    “Why don’t you just ask for the money? They sure as hell can’t take a hint.”

  8. Posted by Richard Cripples | June 27, 2011 at 5:00 PM

    The Man With The Cannoli Tattoo
    The Co-Runner
    The Tarping Point

  9. Posted by Edwin | June 27, 2011 at 5:06 PM

    The Mack’s Balls. Going round the outside of the law.

  10. Posted by FUCK THE NYSE | June 27, 2011 at 5:08 PM

    IF SHERMAN’S HORSE CAN TAKE IT SO CAN YOU—CONFESSIONS OF A WALL STREET SCUMBAG

  11. Posted by Frank The Tank | June 27, 2011 at 5:13 PM

    Keep on Mack Truckin

  12. Posted by Who cares? | June 27, 2011 at 5:16 PM

    “oh the shark bites . . . .”

  13. Posted by Guest | June 27, 2011 at 5:18 PM

    Which was Worse, The Casting or Monk’s Southern Accent?

  14. Posted by Daniel | June 27, 2011 at 5:25 PM

    Quantum Mistakes

  15. Posted by Pequot | June 27, 2011 at 5:38 PM

    “John Mack: How I insider-traded and got away with it: you CAN DO IT too!”

  16. Posted by Newt GingRICH | June 27, 2011 at 6:10 PM

    If I were him, I would name it: A Nation Like No Other: Why American Exceptionalism Matters, but that title has already been taken; by me. It’s my new book and on sale at Amazon for $29.99 or at a Barnes & Noble near you.  I will be signing copies at Bookends on East Ridgewood Ave, Ridgewood, NJ tonight at 7pm before I go on Hannity at 9pm to promote the critical issues that are covered in detail in my book. I really believe that all Americans should buy and read my book so that they can understand the issues that are critical to this nation. These are the substantive issues I will be campaigning on as soon as my book tour is over. 

  17. Posted by Guest | June 27, 2011 at 6:14 PM

    God these are awful.. I expected (hoped for?) better

    -Guy who also has nothing good to contribute

  18. Posted by Supergood | June 27, 2011 at 6:21 PM

    MACKLOVIN

  19. Posted by Guest | June 27, 2011 at 6:29 PM

    In Case of Emergency, Blame the Short Sellers

  20. Posted by Guest | June 27, 2011 at 7:13 PM

    Mack doesn’t exactly inspire book titles like certain other CEO’s.

    -James “Panty Dropper” Dimon

  21. Posted by CurrencyTrader | June 27, 2011 at 7:16 PM

    Big Mac

    Over billions screwed.

  22. Posted by Guest | June 27, 2011 at 7:17 PM

    Big Mack: How you too can become an icon
    Book signing tour to be held at your local McDonald Playland.

  23. Posted by Guest | June 27, 2011 at 7:29 PM

    Money for Nuthin’
    Never Let Them See You Sell
    You Can Fool All of The People All of The Time
    Reward Yourself
    A Man of No Importance

  24. Posted by early hominid | June 27, 2011 at 7:30 PM

    Crybaby.

    “Indiana Mack and the Merger of Doom”

    “Too Mack to Fail”

    “Pull My Finger and America Deflates: The John Mack Story”

    Those may not be prize-winners but they’re better than sitting there whinging about it. 

  25. Posted by Anonymous | June 27, 2011 at 7:41 PM

    as soon as I get back from the Greek Isles, and Tiffany’s, and the new mistresses…
    Why do I need to campaign…I’m the smartest guy in the room, just elect me.

  26. Posted by I am Disappoint | June 27, 2011 at 7:47 PM

    oh that bank named Morgan

  27. Posted by Guest | June 27, 2011 at 7:51 PM

    Um, maybe you need to stop doing so much blow on mondays… I mean, I hate them too..

  28. Posted by Guest | June 27, 2011 at 7:57 PM

    The Mack in the Hat
    The Mack in the Hat Comes Back

  29. Posted by Anonymous | June 27, 2011 at 7:59 PM

    Carry a Red Ryder BB Gun and Never Wax Your Eyebrows: Advice from a Wall Street Legend.

  30. Posted by Anonymous | June 27, 2011 at 8:02 PM

    Dr. Strangebucks: or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the TARP.

  31. Posted by Lord Humongous | June 27, 2011 at 8:16 PM

    Listen to me and listen good. I don’t give a shit what happened to you.
    You hear me? Now get yourself together, get back out there and git me my
    money!
    - Lessons in motivational management from The Mack

    He’s getting rich, you his bitch and it’s like that, ya knew the game and you still ended up on your back. Now ask yourself, who’s the Mack?
    - John Mack, a life spent on The Street; foreword by Ice Cube

  32. Posted by Guest | June 27, 2011 at 8:51 PM

    Pat The Bailout
    Goodnight Funds
    John Mack And The Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very-Bad Day
     
    - Guest who thinks the other comments overestimate JM’s writer creds

  33. Posted by Guest | June 27, 2011 at 8:51 PM

    Pat The Bailout
    Goodnight Funds
    John Mack And The Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very-Bad Day
     
    - Guest who thinks the other comments overestimate JM’s writer creds

  34. Posted by Rjlbea | June 27, 2011 at 10:09 PM

    Do as I say, not as I do – The John Mack Story

  35. Posted by Rjlbea | June 27, 2011 at 10:09 PM

    Do as I say, not as I do – The John Mack Story

  36. Posted by Lloyd | June 27, 2011 at 11:12 PM

    “Timmy Geithner Can Just Blow Me” by John Mack

  37. Posted by Lloyd | June 27, 2011 at 11:12 PM

    “Timmy Geithner Can Just Blow Me” by John Mack

  38. Posted by Finn Alexander | June 28, 2011 at 2:25 AM

    Mackinaw Island: The Offshore Success of Morgan Stanley
    John: A Man Among Whores
    Chairman Mac: Not Afraid to Rehabilitate
    1944: Exit the War, Enter the Mack, Part 1
    Mere Lebanese (released as “F’ the Fed” outside of Lebanon)

  39. Posted by Finn Alexander | June 28, 2011 at 2:25 AM

    Mackinaw Island: The Offshore Success of Morgan Stanley
    John: A Man Among Whores
    Chairman Mac: Not Afraid to Rehabilitate
    1944: Exit the War, Enter the Mack, Part 1
    Mere Lebanese (released as “F’ the Fed” outside of Lebanon)

  40. Posted by Guest | June 28, 2011 at 8:56 PM

    You forgot to say 9% unemployment and 25% of mortgages underwater EVERY OTHER FUCKING WORD. 

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    John is just an incridible guy…

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    retired and be a writer. nice job then

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