Archive for June 2011

  • 17 Jun 2011 at 6:27 AM

Opening Bell: 06.17.11

Greek PM Jettisons Finance Minister In Crisis Reshuffle (Reuters)
George Papandreou picked outgoing Defense Minister Evangelos Venizelos as new finance minister, jettisoning George Papaconstantinou, architect of a deeply unpopular belt-tightening program agreed in return for a bailout from the European Union and IMF. Papaconstantinou becomes environment minister in the reshuffle.

Greenspan: Default By Greece ‘Almost Certain’ (Bloomberg)
“The problem you have is that it’s extremely unlikely the political system will work” in a way that solves Greece’s crisis, Greenspan, 85, said in an interview today with Charlie Rose in New York. “The chances of Greece not defaulting are very small.” The chances of Greece defaulting are “so high that you almost have to say there’s no way out,” said Greenspan. That may leave some U.S. banks “up against the wall.”

Papandreou’s Greek ‘Odyssey’ Challenged by Confidence Vote (Bloomberg)
“His political authority inside Pasok and on the domestic stage has been severely, possibly irreversibly, damaged,” Jens Bastian, a visiting economist at Oxford University, in England, said in an e-mail. “He will not resign, but try to soldier on as long as he is convinced that his reform efforts are worth it and he can command the support of his MPs.”

With China Doubts High, Short-Sellers Descent On Hong Kong (Reuters)
Short-selling in Hong Kong has picked up to levels not seen in about eight months by some measures, with the average daily turnover on the short side this month 35 percent higher than that seen over the past three months.

Raters Draw SEC Scrutiny (WSJ)
SEC officials are focusing on the question of whether the ratings companies committed fraud by failing to do enough research to be able to rate adequately the pools of subprime mortgages and other loans that underpinned the mortgage-bond deals, according to people familiar with the matter…A Standard & Poor’s spokeswoman declined to comment. Michael Adler, a spokesman for Moody’s, said: “Although Moody’s is uncertain as to what The Wall Street Journal is referring, we would certainly cooperate with any requests we receive from the SEC.”

Wall Street Eyed In Metal Squeeze (WSJ)
The board of the LME met on Thursday to discuss complaints from aluminum users and market traders, who say operators of warehouses, like Goldman Sachs, J.P. Morgan Chase & Co. and Glencore International PLC, should be forced to allow the metal out more quickly to meet demand.

Madoff Claims Lure Big Banks (WSJ)
The buyers of claims offer defrauded investors who want immediate cash a fraction of what they are owed, intending to profit by collecting a larger payout when the settlement is made final, which can take years. Investors were receiving offers of just 20 cents to 30 cents on the dollar a year ago, when it was unclear how much money would be recovered. Now, with billions already extracted through settlements reached by a court-appointed trustee and the promise of billions more, deep-pocketed banks are moving in, pushing the offers on claims to roughly 70 cents to 75 cents on the dollar. “It’s like a circus out there, a feeding frenzy,” said Kenneth Krys, a bankruptcy specialist who helped sell the rights to a claim of a fund that lost money with Mr. Madoff and is owed $230 million. “There’s people buying and paying quite extraordinary prices.” People familiar with the claims market said two banks that are being sued by the Madoff trustee, Swiss firm UBS AG and Royal Bank of Scotland, are among those bidding on claims. By defending the suits, the banks are in effect fighting off victims of the fraud, while at the same time seeking to profit from payouts based on other claims.

Dominique Strauss-Kahn complained about handcuffs, asked ‘What for?’ in arrest (NYP, WSJ)
According to police statements released for the first time today, the then-head of the International Monetary Fund and French presidential hopeful repeatedly asked officials, “What is this about?” and “What for?” “Is that necessary?” he asked detectives as the cuffs went on at the airport’s Port Authority precinct. Told, “Yes, it is,” Strauss-Kahn protested, “But I have diplomatic immunity.”…At about 5:10 p.m., he was at the Port Authority precinct, asking to be handcuffed in the front instead of the back. “I need to make a call and let them know I won’t be at my meeting tomorrow,” he told detectives. “These handcuffs are tight.” The document relates sporadic statements by Mr. Strauss-Kahn over the next 24 hours, and requests for coffee, a sandwich and eggs. Continue reading »

  • 16 Jun 2011 at 6:32 PM

Write-Offs: 06.16.11

$$$ Housing Starts Increase, While Jobless Claims Slip (NYT)

$$$ Greek deal fails to ease contagion fears (FT)

$$$ Ireland Bank Stance Complicates ECB’s Debt Fight (Bloomberg)

$$$ Blackstone’s Byron Wien: Time for a Pause (Blackstone via RealClearMarkets)

$$$ It’s a fab time for a Greek buyback, says Goldman (FT Alphaville)

$$$ Art Cashin Compares This Week’s Action To The Days Before Black Friday (ZeroHedge)

$$$ Trailer: ‘Moneyball‘ aims for ‘The Blind Side’ sweet spot (Entertainment Weekly) Continue reading »

Regulators overseeing financial reform are delaying many of the planned changes in the immense market for complex securities known as derivatives because they are running drastically behind schedule in writing their new rules. The Securities and Exchange Commission said on Wednesday that market participants would not have to comply with many aspects of derivatives reform scheduled to take effect in mid-July. It declined to specify how long the delay would be in the equity derivatives it oversees. [NYT]

Part I (emphasis his):

From: [redacted at JPMorgan]
Sent: Thursday, June 16, 2011 1:53 PM
To: All
Subject: REMINDER… TONIGHT ReUnion Bar!
Importance: High

What’s up guys,

So tonight is going to be wild… ReUnion Bar on 17th and Park Ave @ 10pm. A link to view pics of the lounge is below in the original email so check it out the place is really classy. We already have 100+ JPMC interns who accepted the invite, so tonight will be a great opportunity to check out everyone and have an awesome time. Keep spreading the word, keep telling everyone and anyone who is not on this list and who doesn’t work for JPMC. You don’t want to miss out on this, trust me.

If there are 100+ interns from around the area who come and talk to me, this will be a huge every week party at different lounges of choice all free of cover. The bigger the crowd, the more discounted drinks, the more fun for all of us. Also, there will be events Fridays and Saturdays if tonight goes well and you all show interest in it.

ReUnion is not strict on IDs so if you have a fake you will be fine. If you don’t have an ID… get one! Sorry about that, I will push for black ‘X’s’ next time so those without IDs can come hangout, since I want you all to have a great time this summer.

TONIGHT:

ReUnion Bar on 17th and Park Ave
Free cover
100+ new friends

Don’t miss out! Tell everyone, it’s going to get wild.

AT THE DOOR SAY YOU ARE WITH “InternParties”… see you all tonight at the Pizza Party, and then at ReUnion!

Part II : Continue reading »

Gian-Paul Caccia of Wolverine Trading, a high-frequency trading firm, won [last night's JPMorgan] corporate challenge for the second year in a row with a time of 17:05 minutes, according to the unofficial results. Emily Mareb of Bloomingdales was the fastest female racer, with a time of 21:02 minutes. [Dealbook]

Last week it was reported that government tests indicated LightSquared, Phil Falcone’s big bet in the sky, would cause “devastating interference” to all GPS devices in range. Today, the National Space-Based Positioning, Navigation and Timing Systems Engineering Forum said the venture would “degrade global-positioning system navigation devices that are nearby and as far away as outer space.” LightSquared, shares of which Harbinger Capital investors will receive should they have requested their cash back from the fund, however, is not worried. Continue reading »


Maria Bartiromo throwing out the opening pitch at last night’s Cubs v Brewers game. Continue reading »

This is “real disaster insurance,” says a London-based hedge-fund trader who spoke on the condition of anonymity. “People are selling the crap out of the euro in every way possible.” [WSJ via BI]

As you know, hedge fund manager Bill Ackman loves himself a good activist investment, particularly if it’s in a place where he can get his lawn mowers, towels, flat screen TVs, and pretzel kegs all for an extremely reasonable price. Unfortunately, while many of his investors support him in this pursuit, some don’t seem to understand how Bill operates. Take Target, for example. The first time he laid eyes on it…I don’t want to say there were tears, but it got emotional. The prices? The layout? That adorable fucking dog? He had to have it- ALL OF IT. Sure, Pershing Square did get involved but it could’ve been faster, bigger, soon. I don’t want to say you blew it for him but…you blew it for him. That’s why Bill’s been thinking and what he’s come up with is that the next time he’s doing one of Sunday morning walkabouts** in a suburban strip mall and stumbles upon his next great love, there can be no hesitation. Which is why Pershing Square proses this. Continue reading »

Apparently Credit Suisse will cut “several hundred jobs” in the investment bank, with the layoffs taking place in the US and Switzerland. It’s unclear when the Swiss plan to go ahead with the axings, though presumably it’ll be at some point in the next week or so. [Bloomberg via BI]

During the height of the financial crisis, like when the shit was really hitting the fan, one thing that was considered a serious faux pas, perhaps even more so than giving out bonuses, was use of the corporate jet by Chief Executives. And not just for pleasure trips but for business, too. If anyone so much as even entertained the thought of boarding that thing for work purposes they’d be shot dead by something worse than a gun- public opinion. Now, though, enough time has passed that one would consider it acceptable to use the plane from time to time, perhaps even to expedite travel to weekend homes where one is still on the clock, right? WRONG, BITCHES! The Wall Street Journal‘s been watching you and is here to blow up your spot. Continue reading »