An invitation.
Spotted in an elevator bank at 299 Park.
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An invitation.
Spotted in an elevator bank at 299 Park.
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oh UBS…
UBS sucks
What I wouldn’t do for a dancing pig right now.
bess, i think you just exploded the minds of 12 or 13 regular posters on these comments
Looks like Saw meets Webster in a special Saved By The Bell episode. In.
That clown seriously needs to examine his motives
Who let Pedo the Clown in the school hallway??
Why is that young African American boy trying to rob a clown at UBS? Did UBS get rid of all their security too?
So they are hiring ?
- Waldenburg U ’11
Come out and meet our last remaining investment banker, Bobo!
The clowns are the security.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utmvmr7cgcg
story of UBS: put on the mask of a real BB, and started sucking
The circus comes to Stamford and one evening some of the performers go downtown for some drinks. Among them was the “Bearded Lady” who was wearing a tube top and jeans. Since the bearded lady never shaved under her arms, a large mass of hair had grown under each arm. From time to time, when it was her turn to buy she would raise her hand high in the air to get the bartender’s attention and, of course, any bar patron observing same would see the large patch of hair under her arm.
An enebriated UBS energy trader sitting at the far away end of the bar says to the bartender, “I want to buy that ballerina way over there a drink.” He motions toward the Bearded Lady. The bartender says, “What makes you think she’s a ballerina?” The trader replies, “Any woman who can stick her leg up that high in the air has got to be a ballerina!”
The clowns are the analysts
Don’t let that kid near my civic!
“Come join the circus” should be a slogan for UBS recruitment…
Therefore the security are the analysts.
The old “you can’t make fun of me if I do it myself first” trick eh…I think it’s a bit late for that.
Nice touch on the clown / midget running down a high school hallway though.
Go take some laps to avoid further embarrassing your family.
Was this one of the videos taken from Gundlach’s office?
What about the clients’ balloon animals?
After a long tenure with UBS, I regret to inform my colleagues that I have decided to pursue other careers with Barnum & Bailey. Thank you and I wish you all the best.
Best Regards,
-The clown
The clown is smuggling diamonds in the baloon animals
-Brad Birkenfeld
Is that a VP chasing Oswald down for his bonus?
UBS,
Examine you motives.
-Guy Who Sees the Subtle Form of Racism Above
therefore security analysis
Funnier when Anne Hathaway told it in Esquire.
Task 1: Describe the present situation at UBS
Answer to 1: Rats leaving the sinking ship
Task 2: Why are they leaving UBS
Answer to 2: UBS is a circus, strongly in payment and bonuses. The MD
earn the whole cash and traders were left alone with puny sums.
The best way to end the humiliation of traders is to advise Ozzy Gruebel to spin off the IB division of UBS.
Hand it out to the traders and fire the Managing Directors.
The MD´s have up to 80% an MBA but the do not own MS in Finance, Math, Engineering or Computer Science.
Problem in Investment Banking, especially Bulge Brackets is the organisation and leadership.
The child is an associate with seniority. He was top of his math class and he’s ready to work now. The clown is his bonus.
“Shit wages, shit bosses” would have sufficed.
-resident asshole
Right above in the picture: BIG APPLE CIRCUS
Means UBS is joining NYC Circus in Equity Trading or what ?
The guys of UBS will never get this
It´s not a circus, it´s a game. And in this game UBS remains always as the loser.
Changing the seat from Stamford to New York will not change this
Yes, but the last rat left becomes captain of the ship… Amirite?
Some more UBS Traders crying ???
Imagine working on Wells Fargo, only imagine !
UBS will always suck!
ESL, much?
Come out and meet our last remaining investment banker, the Dodo!
The clown is actually Birkenfeld. He’s doing community service as part of his sentence.
Is it bad that I didn’t even notice the photo at first? Instead I saw the weird URL “goto/bigapplecircus” and was like, “What the fuck is that?”
Those of you commenting on this are a bunch of pathetic whiners. Instead of lame sarcasm about a well-intentioned poster promoting a community event, why don’t you all try to go out and do something positive about your company or community?
Don’t worry, he “owns a MS in Engineering.” I’m sure that will impress clients enough that he will be able to close deals with correspondence looking like it was written by a Nigerian prince. Proceed to fire the MDs. Although if I was a UBS client, I might consider whether I’d made a mistake not letting the Nigeran prince be the lead.
Because this is more fun/less effort. Oh, and UBS sucks.