UBS Equities Coming To New York This Summer

By Bess Levin

As was previously rumored, (part of) the team is waving good-bye to the palace on I-95.

The cash desk is moving to NYC. Originally, we were told June 1. In typical UBS fashion, they screwed that up. Apparently it’s actually August 1.

Make sure you give a proper good-bye to everyone at Beamers. Don’t just slink off.

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Posted by You knew it was coming | June 2, 2011 at 7:39 PM

UBS – Still sucking in CT, but now sucking in NYC too!
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Posted by early hominid | June 2, 2011 at 8:08 PM

A proper goodbye. Not like that bum Megale and his omerta bullshit. Just because you’re the underboss doesn’t mean you ignore common courtesy.

- Harry “Oil Can” Farrington
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Posted by Guest | June 2, 2011 at 8:16 PM

I hate UBS more than DSK
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Posted by Guest | June 2, 2011 at 9:23 PM

What?
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Posted by early hominid | June 2, 2011 at 10:02 PM

Farrington = former owner of Beamers? Had some mob problems awhile back? not ringing a bell? OK, never mind.
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Posted by Guest | June 2, 2011 at 10:16 PM

Sorry. Want a hug?
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Posted by Guest | June 2, 2011 at 10:17 PM

UBS—> Devil
Credit Suisse—> Angel

Thats it, CS is the best firm you can work for
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Posted by Guest | June 3, 2011 at 3:37 AM

…unless you have financial obligations.

Dealbreaker