Thinking about getting divorced (for a first, second or third time)? When it comes time to divide assets, which are you more willing to take your ex to court over- kids or dog? According to a new study- by the people who brought you the statistic that 87% of adulterous financial services employees cheat with colleagues- the majority of divorcing bankers could take the kids or leave them but really want that damn dog.
Here are a few other details 1,300 respondents interviewed over the phone shared:
68.3% of male bankers said they had been divorced at least once, 23.7% twice, and 3.1% three times or more
92.5% of divorced male bankers’ second wives were younger than their first wife
The average divorce settlement cost them £327,356 ($540,726), with the biggest single asset of the marriage being equity in the matrimonal home
7.3% said that they left home for another woman, although only 5.5% of these male bankers ended up in a long term relationship (defined as over 2 years) with the woman concerned
23.4% said that they ideally wanted custody of the children from the marriage
67.3% said that they wanted custody of the family dog
37.1% of female bankers said that they had been divorced at least once, 12.1% twice, and 0.4% three times or more
The average divorce settlement cost them £184,279 ($304,392), with the biggest single asset of the marriage being equity in the matrimonal home
9.6% of female bankers said that they got divorced because they were fed up bringing in the majority of the household income, and expeced to be the main carer for the children too
4.1% said that they their marriage broke up over another man, and 32.6% of these female bankers ended up in a long term relationship (defined as over 2 years) with the man concerned
Divorcing Male Bankers More Interested In Their Dogs Than Their Kids [Hereisthecity via BI]
Earlier: When Having Affairs, Female Bankers Less Paranoid Than Males About Spouses Catching On
I can’t even comment, this is too emotional.
-D. Kneale
I can’t even comment, this is too emotional.
-D. Kneale
I can’t even comment, this is too emotional.
-D. Kneale
“although only 5.5% of these male bankers ended up in a long term relationship (defined as over 2 years) with the woman concerned”
sounds about right.
“although only 5.5% of these male bankers ended up in a long term relationship (defined as over 2 years) with the woman concerned”
sounds about right.
“although only 5.5% of these male bankers ended up in a long term relationship (defined as over 2 years) with the woman concerned”
sounds about right.
thank god these bankers don’t fight for the kids, they are doing society a favor! as for the dogs, maybe michael vick can get on this movement to help free the banker’s dogs
thank god these bankers don’t fight for the kids, they are doing society a favor! as for the dogs, maybe michael vick can get on this movement to help free the banker’s dogs
thank god these bankers don’t fight for the kids, they are doing society a favor! as for the dogs, maybe michael vick can get on this movement to help free the banker’s dogs
I find fault with a long-term relationship being defined as over 2 years. I think 4 weeks is more than enough quality time needed to realize your whore-stress isn’t that much fun at eight in the morning, either.
I find fault with a long-term relationship being defined as over 2 years. I think 4 weeks is more than enough quality time needed to realize your whore-stress isn’t that much fun at eight in the morning, either.
I find fault with a long-term relationship being defined as over 2 years. I think 4 weeks is more than enough quality time needed to realize your whore-stress isn’t that much fun at eight in the morning, either.
The moral: Two-thirds of male bankers will pay half a million to be rid of one bitch and are willing to fight tooth-and-nail to get another back.
The moral: Two-thirds of male bankers will pay half a million to be rid of one bitch and are willing to fight tooth-and-nail to get another back.
The moral: Two-thirds of male bankers will pay half a million to be rid of one bitch and are willing to fight tooth-and-nail to get another back.
Dogs > Everything > Kids > CFA
Dogs > Everything > Kids > CFA
Dogs > Everything > Kids > CFA
The banker’s wife meets him at the front door and says, “All you do is work and talk about money anymore. I want a divorce!’”
The banker pleads, “Oh please baby, I’m sorry…tell me what you want and I’ll get it for you. Nothing is too good for you. How about a new remodel for the home?” She shakes her head “no”.
“How about a 2-week cruise?”. Again, she shakes her head “no”.
The banker, getting alarmed, says, “OK, how about a new Honda van or maid service”. His wife gets angrier and shouts, “No!” through clenched teeth.
“Honey, I’ll get us a beach hous…how about that??” whines the banker. Wife screams, “No, no, no!!! I want a divorce!!”
Banker says, “Well, I wasn’t planning on spending that much……”
The banker’s wife meets him at the front door and says, “All you do is work and talk about money anymore. I want a divorce!’”
The banker pleads, “Oh please baby, I’m sorry…tell me what you want and I’ll get it for you. Nothing is too good for you. How about a new remodel for the home?” She shakes her head “no”.
“How about a 2-week cruise?”. Again, she shakes her head “no”.
The banker, getting alarmed, says, “OK, how about a new Honda van or maid service”. His wife gets angrier and shouts, “No!” through clenched teeth.
“Honey, I’ll get us a beach hous…how about that??” whines the banker. Wife screams, “No, no, no!!! I want a divorce!!”
Banker says, “Well, I wasn’t planning on spending that much……”
B+ for effort but I spot (see what I did there) a logic flaw…not all dogs are bitches and vice versa
B+ for effort but I spot (see what I did there) a logic flaw…not all dogs are bitches and vice versa
B+ for effort but I spot (see what I did there) a logic flaw…not all dogs are bitches and vice versa
I knew it was a stretch…
I knew it was a stretch…
I knew it was a stretch…
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Ruff crowd. Wish I’d thought of that earlier.
Ruff crowd. Wish I’d thought of that earlier.
Ruff crowd. Wish I’d thought of that earlier.
Yeah…chicks are for fags.
Yeah…chicks are for fags.
Yeah…chicks are for fags.
The secret of a successful marriage is “incompatability”. He has the income, she has the “pat-ability”.
-The Wise Trader
The secret of a successful marriage is “incompatability”. He has the income, she has the “pat-ability”.
-The Wise Trader
The secret of a successful marriage is “incompatability”. He has the income, she has the “pat-ability”.
-The Wise Trader
Or “woof” or “bark like a dog” or “are you in heat?”
Go ahead, I like a good slam
xoxo
Or “woof” or “bark like a dog” or “are you in heat?”
Go ahead, I like a good slam
xoxo
Or “woof” or “bark like a dog” or “are you in heat?”
Go ahead, I like a good slam
xoxo
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Premenstral Company – Thanks for your premenstral analysis
Premenstral Company – Thanks for your premenstral analysis
It’s PreMenstrual COnstantly, FYI and you’re welcome Guest.
xoxo
It’s PreMenstrual COnstantly, FYI and you’re welcome Guest.
xoxo
It’s PreMenstrual COnstantly, FYI and you’re welcome Guest.
xoxo
PreMenstrual COnstantly: You could have stopped after “I spot” (see what I did there?!!)
PreMenstrual COnstantly: You could have stopped after “I spot” (see what I did there?!!)
PreMenstrual COnstantly: You could have stopped after “I spot” (see what I did there?!!)
i’m in love
i’m in love
i’m in love
You take the kids, but you leave me my monkey.
D. Cox
You take the kids, but you leave me my monkey.
D. Cox
You take the kids, but you leave me my monkey.
D. Cox
Indeed I do. A++
xoxo
Indeed I do. A++
xoxo
Indeed I do. A++
xoxo
Dick Fuld never fought for me in the Lehman divorce…
Dick Fuld never fought for me in the Lehman divorce…
Dick Fuld never fought for me in the Lehman divorce…
Yes, yes, yes, maybe.
Yes, yes, yes, maybe.
Yes, yes, yes, maybe.
True dat, brah.
True dat, brah.
True dat, brah.
Too soon.
Too soon.
Too soon.
Doesn´t surprise me, i love my dog more than my children
Brilliant (not). Apparently YOU were one of those traded in for the dog.
Sounds as if your father, known as unlucky sperm, knew from wence you come.
How is a radial tire similiar to 365 BJ’s?
One is a goodyear, the other a great year.
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