Charlie Gasparino does pull-ups in East River Park
“Mr. Gasparino wears old cotton T-shirts and shorts and opts for a fanny pack that includes $20, his BlackBerry and his apartment keys.”
Gasparino: “I can get a little heated on air, and my park sessions help me calm down.”
Charlie Gasparino’s Workout Partner Is A New York City Park [NYT]
Related: A Message (And A Challenge) From Charlie “I do 36 sets–sets, not reps– of pull-ups” Gasparino
His body is way harder than his package
- Jimmy Cayne
and i thought i was old and decrepit. i had no idea assholes could run that way.
Gasparino is working out in the park when Art Cashin strolls up. Art is wearing a headband, tight gym shorts, tube socks and a T-shirts that says, “Friends of Fermentation”. Gaspo asks, “Art? What are you doing here?” Cashin replies, “Charlie, I want you to help me define my abs…”
Gasparino says, “Sure…they’re flabby, out-of-shape, loose and hang over your belt….”
Isn’t Charlie gay? Not that there’s anything wrong with that
Gaspo is really cultivating that tough guy image rocking a workout fanny pack.
-Guy who isn’t trying to submit something as unfunny for the contest but wants to make sure everyone notices the fanny pack in the top picture.
For those keeping score, Charlie’s done ten pull-ups while Dick Parsons struggles to get the goose egg off the board
Just a thought: pay those other guys to do your pull-ups for you while you buy their girlfriends a drink.
One of the worse comments ever.
Middle School-esque.
I award you no points, and my God have mercy on your soul.
I don’t understand the relevance. Who is Charlie Gasparino?
Modern Day Central Park Sisyphus Pushes Uphill Battle Against Aging
Which mid-life crisis car does Charlie drive:
A)Red Corvette
b)Red Porsche 911
C)Red Mustang GT
Man, Dick Bove needs to trim his beard and take a shower. And what’s he doing working out with the Gasbag?
Work it bitch, work it!!!!
I second the “not trying to be funny but WTF is up with the fanny pack?”. Perhaps he thinks it’s a necessary accessory if you’re rocking a gold wrist chain and white tube socks.
I mean, sure, I don’t give a shit either what I look like when I exercise, but that’s mostly because no one from the NYT has a camera in my face.
First Photo”They said I’d have to lift dumb bells but these two nit wits take the cake.”
Second Photo “I sure never imagined that Under Armour meant up the crack”
Third Photo “At least it was the contact and not the teeth that fell out”
I love how the older dude on the right in the first pic is casually doing pull-ups in a t-shirt and denims. He looks like he’s holding the grid up for ape-like chaz to hang off.
shaved or waxed?
shaved or waxed?
“Three sure-fire ways to force out those stubborn hard turds”
“Three sure-fire ways to force out those stubborn hard turds”
big deal, when i was doing a nickel upstate we used to do that in the yard everyday
big deal, when i was doing a nickel upstate we used to do that in the yard everyday
Is that Ben Bernanke in the blue jeans?
-Guy who is getting vision checked next week
Is that Ben Bernanke in the blue jeans?
-Guy who is getting vision checked next week
Two Men and a Baby…
Two Men and a Baby…
No. NO. Maybe with a little candlelight, some pasta, and a bottle or twelve of chianti.
D.) Trans Am
D.) Trans Am
Frame 1: Chest and back, mother of all P90X workouts. It’s push and pull to the max.
Frame 2: If you’re not ready for Plyometrics, you can subsitute Cardio X
Frame 3: X me baby!
Frame 1: Chest and back, mother of all P90X workouts. It’s push and pull to the max.
Frame 2: If you’re not ready for Plyometrics, you can subsitute Cardio X
Frame 3: X me baby!
Aging man fights park, waistline, for lost youth; loses.
Aging man fights park, waistline, for lost youth; loses.
looks like from those facial expressions he’s trying to take a dump with a hemorrhoid.
You’re my boy Blue!
You’re my boy Blue!
Good start, but he needs to squeeze in some time for that jelly belly and that cauliflower colored epidermis. Yuck and yuck…
Pic 1: Fucking
Pic 2: Douche
Pic 3: Bag
Pic 1: Fucking
Pic 2: Douche
Pic 3: Bag
E) Clearly a Chevy Camaro I-Roc Z from the 80s that has been restored.
E) Clearly a Chevy Camaro I-Roc Z from the 80s that has been restored.
Is this the first Sisyphus reference on Dealbreaker?
Is this the first Sisyphus reference on Dealbreaker?
Charlie = too cheap to join a gym and insists on kicking underprivileged kids off of the playground before school.
Is it just me or does the kid in the background of pic 1 look like he is getting ready to lay Charlie out?
Why isn’t he at a bar having his “sources” buying him drinks?
Is that a fanny pack or are you just glad to see me?