Are you in the financial sector, overworked, and worried about layoffs? Are you willing to relocate for the right job? Are you aware that there’s a market where prospects are good for job growth, you won’t have to work too hard, and they’re more relaxed on age-of-consent issues than in Greenwich? It’s called Cambodia and it’s calling your name.
All the nonsense that’s keeping you busy in New York – watching the markets, reading research, analyzing companies, making trades? Is going to be way, way less pressing in your new surroundings.
It’s impossible to invest with any of the companies listed on the Cambodian stock exchange because there are no companies listed on the Cambodian stock exchange.
And don’t worry that you’ll be taking a step back in your career. Neighboring Laos’s stock exchange is booming, insofar as it lists two companies:
[I]n the first days after opening the Laos exchange zoomed more than 80%. It dropped precipitously afterward, and remains volatile. Still, those bumps in the road are expected in such spunky places; it’ll be a long time before they are grown and tamed.
World’s smallest stock exchanges can only go up [MarketWatch]
I like the small, spunky ones.
…nothing better than chillaxin in Cambrodia, bro.nn-Lax bro’s bro
True that, bronn-Lax bro’s bro’s sister
Are you hot?nn-Lax bro’s bro’s friend
First UBS moves out of Stamford, now there’s talk of traders moving to another continent…If I could commit suicide twice I would.nn-Stamford brown bag liquor distributor who hopes the government defaults so the rest of the country can know the pain I’m in.
Shit yeah…and all class, bro. Can you dig it?
NOICE. So youru00a0acrylic nails are longer than my cock?nn-Lax bro’s bro’s friend’su00a0subconsciousu00a0
There are certainly a few NYers who could use a Holiday in Cambodia.
I certainly hope not, bro
Holiday in CambodiannHey!nnJello Biafra
u201cNo doubt it is easy to adopt a good regulation u2014 copy it down yourself and come up with something on paper that looks good.u201d nnhttp://www.nytimes.com/2011/07/11/business/global/shares-needed-as-cambodia-gets-a-stock-exchange.html?pagewanted=all
After a long, hot day touring Angkor Wat and Angkor Thom, I settled into the Red Piano bar in downtown Siem Reap hoping that the Brangelina clan was in town if just to get a glimpse of Angelina’s luscious lips. Instead, three beers later and sitting in a room chock full of French tourists, a young Cambodia girl came up to me and said, “The stock market Buddha would like to see you.” Intrigued, I followed her. I soon found myself in the presence of a monk clad in saffron colored robes. nHe asked me, “Are you American?” n”Yes,” I replied. n”Where do you live?”n”In New York,” I responded. n”Do you work in finance?” n”Yes,” I said, “at UBS.” n”Ah, OK,” at which point he proceeded to place an Ipad in my hand. n”UBS sucks,” he said, “but the Cambodian stock market sucks even more. Can you buy me shares of Apple?”
Asian pung tang<NYC skank good alpha there!
I’m Cambodian. Khmer is my ethnicity. Any fellow chowkachoi’s on the street? You’d understand if you were.. Cambodian.nn-Cambodian intern in MM IB hoping to Buddah(theravada) that capitalizing on a cambodian dealbreaker article will land exposure to possibly land BB IB job via a Cambodian going to bat for him.
Cost of Asian pung tang u00a0< NYC Skank great alpha there
Meet me at Minetta’s. I’ll be the one imposing my version of agrarian socialism on the kitchen staff. Make sure to look malnourished so I know it’s you.nn-P. Pot
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Is that risk adjusted? e.g. APT STD > NYCS STD?