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David Einhorn THISCLOSE To Eating A Comped Ice Cream Sundae Out Of A Tiny Plastic Mets Batting Helmet

The Mets’ deal to sell a minority stake in the team for $200 million to David Einhorn, a hedge fund manager, is finished except for completing the deal’s paperwork, said one person briefed on the sale. [NYT, earlier]

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18 Responses to “David Einhorn THISCLOSE To Eating A Comped Ice Cream Sundae Out Of A Tiny Plastic Mets Batting Helmet”

  1. Not news. The Mets are always *this close* to something.nn

  2. Amazin says:

    One word:u00a0 Ice cream condoms.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Who cares? Mets suck; Yankees rule.

  4. Adultfriendfinder? says:

    I like to finish up my “double dutch rudder” with a “trojan helmet”.

  5. Subprime says:

    Einhornier than Ron Jeremyahh!

  6. Von Hayes says:

    Wait Einhorn/Wilpons control the team Oct-July, right?u00a0 Because the Phillies have always owned the Mets in August and September.

  7. NakedShort says:

    I miss those fucking helmets

  8. 38n1gf I am so grateful for your blog. Great.

  9. Ray says:

    Honestly, I wouldn't care much what I eat ice cream out of as long as it's clean. I'm more worried about what our massachusetts dentists would say.

  10. I loved your post. Much obliged.