David Einhorn THISCLOSE To Eating A Comped Ice Cream Sundae Out Of A Tiny Plastic Mets Batting Helmet

The Mets’ deal to sell a minority stake in the team for $200 million to David Einhorn, a hedge fund manager, is finished except for completing the deal’s paperwork, said one person briefed on the sale. [NYT, earlier]

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18 Responses to “David Einhorn THISCLOSE To Eating A Comped Ice Cream Sundae Out Of A Tiny Plastic Mets Batting Helmet”

  1. Not news. The Mets are always *this close* to something.nn

    • Guest says:

      shut your mouth when you’re talking to me.nn-Fred W

    • Guestalicious says:

      Dropping $200M of your own coin the same day you erase $50M of clientu00a0assets on your new stake in Sprint is the NKIu00a0

  2. Amazin says:

    One word:u00a0 Ice cream condoms.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Who cares? Mets suck; Yankees rule.

  4. Adultfriendfinder? says:

    I like to finish up my “double dutch rudder” with a “trojan helmet”.

  5. Subprime says:

    Einhornier than Ron Jeremyahh!

  6. Von Hayes says:

    Wait Einhorn/Wilpons control the team Oct-July, right?u00a0 Because the Phillies have always owned the Mets in August and September.

    • Sad_trombone_for_mets_fan says:

      you got that wrong.u00a0 it is the lowly marlins and the nationalsu00a0that own the mets when the summer starts to cool.u00a0 it is the phillies that remind them what they might be with the right type of team.

    • The Jet says:

      +100 Von Hayes – Steve ‘The Jet’ Jeltz

  7. NakedShort says:

    I miss those fucking helmets

  8. 38n1gf I am so grateful for your blog. Great.

  9. Ray says:

    Honestly, I wouldn't care much what I eat ice cream out of as long as it's clean. I'm more worried about what our massachusetts dentists would say.

  10. I loved your post. Much obliged.

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