In you insist on inquiring, you will be made an example of.
As at most large financial companies, conducting personal communications over the company system is verboten, although perhaps only at Goldman do compliance officers stage annual dramatic readings of their employees’ most embarrassing e-mails to drive the point home. (“Are you wearing lingerie, stuff like that,” the former employee says.)
I shoot intra-office emails of my wife all day. Anyone that sees that size 00 in her white lace thong/black trash bag/silver moon boots knows its boner time….nn- P. Falcone
I guess “stuff like that” would constitute anything in the ‘other’ or ‘missleanalus’ things found in a typical Gundlach arse-nal?
feverishly wanking
Maybe Goldman doesn’t care, BUT I DO!
I conducted an entire affair by corporate email and everybody had the good manners to ignore it.u00a0 FYI.
The proper nomenclature is “bin liner”.u00a0 You should know better.nn- Dealbreaker meme police.
pmco what are you wearing?
ich bin ein bin liner
Good thing they enforce the policy!u00a0 Otherwise people might call me Fabulous Fab and know I said this to my girlfriend:nn”I’d love nothing more than just curl in your arms, feel the warmth of nyour skin and just stay there smiling for hours ( with occasional u2014 nfrequent u2014 tender kisses … Can’t wait to whisper sweet words in your nears in a few hours!”nu00a0
*unzip*nnOk, go on….
Given the well documented penchant for pornography harbored by those perverts at the SEC, suddenly their obsession with GS makes a lot more sense.
So, we know that Goldman Sachs has a policy to read aloud ridiculous emails, and, I’m assuming, the weirder it is, the more likely it will be read aloud.u00a0 Makes sense-as we all know, no one would ever think about taking advantage of this situation as a prank.u00a0
ironman92 I think I was the one you had the affair with.u00a0 Our emails were pretty lengthy and boring… taste in music, dogs, running, blah blah.u00a0 It was the summer.u00a0 What can I say.u00a0
Must have been Ironman93.
I demanded my analysts to wear thongs..esp everytime they had a ‘meeting’ with me. nn*BSD Capt Kirk A (ex Shitty)
What kind of man is this Goldman… does he not know money is not everything… a hot girlfriend is;)
Bess , where are you guys at DB getting your stock photos from these days … those black panties have so much fabric they practically qualify as ” granny panties ” …. no self aware young and upcoming professional would be caught dead wearing those …not even Ping
I’m fully aware of that but if you’ve spent as much time Googling “black lace thong” as I did yesterday you’d know that there are very few pictures of just BLT, and not of a woman in them, and since I didn’t want to deal with the all the “hey that’s NSFW!” comments this was what I had to go with.
i thought you should have used the ones you were wearing, or were you commando?
The stuff you have to do at work fascinates me. Donate a “Follow Bess Around the Office Day” to charity.u00a0 I’ll bid.
Oh , sou00a0 personal photo fromu00a0 your under garment / u00a0lingerie draw was not an option ?