• 08 Jul 2011 at 4:00 PM

Housekeeping: Say Hello To Mr. Levine

By Bess Levin

You may have read reports that we’ve hired a second editor. Indeed we have! His name is Matt, he’s a former Goldman employee and he starts Monday, when he’ll make a formal introduction to you all.

Comments (25)

  1. 1
    Posted by pompass | July 8, 2011 at 10:03 PM

    Oh how I would love to work under Bess

  2. 2
    Posted by TheSideTrek | July 8, 2011 at 10:22 PM

    Look forward to Matt’s insights and outviews.

  3. 3
    Posted by Guest | July 8, 2011 at 10:24 PM

    Any relation, Bess?

  4. 4
    Posted by CT | July 8, 2011 at 10:30 PM

    Note the second ‘e’ bitch.

  5. 5
    Posted by UBS Union Foreman | July 8, 2011 at 10:33 PM

    Levine, I’m gunna run you over with my civic!  Other than that, good luck. 

    Ps:  Anybody wanna start a dead pool for Mr. Levine’s time here.  

  6. 6
    Posted by Anonymous | July 8, 2011 at 10:37 PM

    Please tell me his first day will be like that Angry Boss clip.  Except, since he’s from Goldman, he’ll think it’s the norm.

  7. 7
    Posted by Anonymous | July 8, 2011 at 10:44 PM

    Guys from Goldman so he’s likely got a high tolerance for pain – having said that I’ll put the over/under at 9 weeks.

  8. 8
    Posted by Anonymous | July 8, 2011 at 10:47 PM

    Exactly, just through vacay season.

  9. 9
    Posted by Guest | July 8, 2011 at 10:52 PM

    Respect

  10. 10
    Posted by Guest | July 8, 2011 at 10:53 PM

    Welcome to Dealbreaker…

  11. 11
    Posted by Bess, Call Me | July 8, 2011 at 11:03 PM

    I initially read the title as, “Say Hello to Mr. Levin” and immediately started sobbing unconsolably and smashing my fist into my Bloomberg keyboard. However, upon a closer second read, my life can go on… 

  12. 12
    Posted by Tyler Durden | July 8, 2011 at 11:39 PM

    Jesus fucking christ. First Wall Street, then Washington, then New Jersey, and now Dealbreaker? Fucking Goldman.

    -ZH

  13. 13
    Posted by Guest | July 9, 2011 at 12:33 AM

    I don’t like change.

  14. 14
    Posted by Kiev | July 9, 2011 at 12:49 AM

    I heard he plagiarized pitchbooks at GS

  15. 15
    Posted by Lucas V | July 9, 2011 at 1:28 AM

    Lloyd is that you? Heard you were looking

  16. 16
    Posted by Rabble Rabble Rabble | July 9, 2011 at 2:40 AM

    Getting culled from the bottom 10% to rodeo clown at Dealbreaker is the NKI?

    Too soon, too soon.  You’ll get a pass like the rest of ‘em, until you prove your suckitude or the peanut gallery grows restless.

    P.S.  There’s no shame in trying to sleep your way to the top!

  17. 17
    Posted by Guest | July 9, 2011 at 5:47 AM

    Yes, shit for brains, because if he’d been laid off they could’ve enforced his gardening leave. 

    PS there’s no shame in admitting you’ve been born with crippling learning disabilities. 

  18. 18
    Posted by Ole Eddy | July 9, 2011 at 6:07 AM

    Hi Matt!

    Remember: cheap laughs at the expense of douchebags, high & low, and none of yr insights into big financial issues, pls.

  19. 19
    Posted by Sergey Aleynikov | July 9, 2011 at 9:36 AM

    I sure hope he doesn’t accidentally post any Goldman proprietary source code on here.

  20. 20
    Posted by - Shake Shack guy | July 9, 2011 at 12:15 PM

    Excuse me sir, I’m sorry, but this line is for closers. You, you go way to the back of the other line. 

  21. 21
    Posted by Guest | July 9, 2011 at 2:05 PM

    Dude quit his job to work here: http://dealbook.nytimes.com/2011/07/07/at-goldman-mounting-pressure-on-staff-to-keep-a-low-profile/

    You keep winning it though.

  22. 22
    Posted by Kouwbs sucks | July 9, 2011 at 7:39 PM

    Kouwe plagiarised someone’s identity and is back for a do-over

  23. 23
    Posted by Anonymous | July 11, 2011 at 1:03 AM

    Jews! Control the financial media!

  24. 24
    Posted by LEH Fixed Inc Quant | July 11, 2011 at 5:32 AM

    You forgot Timmy G @ USTreasury… 

  25. 25
    Posted by HFguy | July 11, 2011 at 3:11 PM

    “HOUSEKEEPING” .. Lol .. Welcome to DB now go make Bess a coffee, Housekeeping Staff. 

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