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How Many Tender Little White Castle Burgers With Those Little, Itty-Bitty Grilled Onions That Just Explode In Your Mouth Like Flavor Crystals Can 3 JPMorgan Interns Eat In 5 Minutes?

Three summer interns are about to go head to head. All are said to be of “medium build,” with two standing at about 5’11 and one at 5’5.

Update: After 5 minutes contestants one, two, and three completed 11, 11, and 9, respectively. Pausing before a two minute overtime tie-breaker.

Update II: Another tie between 5’11 (a) and 5’5, each of whom did another 4 in 2 minutes.

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39 Responses to “How Many Tender Little White Castle Burgers With Those Little, Itty-Bitty Grilled Onions That Just Explode In Your Mouth Like Flavor Crystals Can 3 JPMorgan Interns Eat In 5 Minutes?”

  1. DingALing says:

    binge eating on a friday with White Castle burgers is the NKI

  2. David_guest says:

    My money’s on the little guy.

  3. Guest says:

    Is there any special sauce we should be made aware of?

  4. PasteSpecialFormats says:

    Yeah, I’ve been craving burgers, too — fur burgers.nn-NPH

  5. in love with pmco avatar says:

    i thought you were not allowed to eat meat on Fridays

  6. Tempurpedic Tomas says:

    Bess – any relation to the 5’5″ guy?

  7. Dark Star says:

    Next contest: eating my fur burger. u00a0Some cheese but no ketchup.nn- L. Tilton

  8. Donna Murdoch says:

    You guys might have wanted to stay away from our special sauce tonight. nMe and Pookie, we added a secret ingredient. I’ll give you a hint. It’s nsemen. n

  9. Anonymous says:

    Could we get a live feed or video at least?

  10. NakedShort says:

    To me, eating challenges are like a ballet, except there’s no music, no choreography, and the dancers eat so much food they throw up.nn-J. Handy MD

  11. left coast m&a says:

    bess has the best tags in the business.u00a0

  12. Slore says:

    If that’s at 383 I’ll hunt you down and make you fatties squeal like the little piggies you are.nn- Jes

  13. Guest says:

    Bastards trying to exclude me again.u00a0 I’m en route to White Castle – send me a text when the clock starts.nu00a0n- Kobayashi

  14. guy with a sweet 1998 'lude says:

    Weak.nn-Guy who knows the cat food guy

  15. Better than Citi’s cupcake challenge

  16. Guest says:

    11? Really?nn- Former Fat Kid

  17. No Motivation says:

    Why’s it gotta be a WHITE castle?

  18. Guest says:

    You are worthless fucking pussies.nn-LB

  19. oneoneone says:

    On to penalty kicks…

  20. deal_mkr says:

    I guess they havn’t told them they arn’t getting offers yet

  21. deal_mkr says:

    I guess they havn’t told them they arn’t getting offers yet

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