Jamie Dimon Is Sorry Citigroup Can’t Take A Joke

“You should go work for a real bank,” Mr. Dimon taunted a Citigroup banker at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland, in January, interrupting while the banker was schmoozing clients. Mr. Dimon says he made the comment in jest and is “sorry.” The incident inflamed Citigroup executives, already peeved by what they saw as attempts to poach Citigroup clients by highlighting the bank’s turmoil, said people familiar with the matter. [WSJ]

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52 Responses to “Jamie Dimon Is Sorry Citigroup Can’t Take A Joke”

  1. Confucius says:

    He went on to explain that the decade he spent building Citigroup into an unholy leviathan was all just the setup to that joke, and it was totally worth it

  2. lax BRO says:

    “I’m Sorry I’m not Sorry, I’m a Cocksman”


  3. Anonymous says:

    Why, are you guys hiring?  I’m tired of picking up Vikram’s dhotis at the cleaners…

    – Shamed banker “that never sleeps”

  4. markstainmaker says:

    pompous  and  snarky  are  words  that  describe……………

  5. Last Man Standing says:

    screw Citi, they had JD eating out of their hands till they tossed him out with the trash to make extra space for jessica b.

  6. Guy who gets Irony says:

    Thats exactly what the proud people of “J.P. Morgan” used to say before they became employees of “J.P.Morgan Chase”

  7. Jamie D. says:

    I’m sorry I’m not the most boring person ever!  Okay?  I’m sorry I’m not poor!  I’m sorry I don’t have a fat ass!  I’m sorry I’m not… Hey!  Where you going?

  8. In touch with my sexuality says:

    Dimon looks so dreamy here. No homo.

  9. WallStreetFatCat says:

    Sounds like Jamie may have “accidentally” slipped up like Erin…

  10. guest says:

    Like Citi doesn’t say that to UBS bankers

  11. guest says:

    Proper response would be “Goldman isn’t hiring”

  12. Oooh Yeah says:

    What a scumbag snake in the grass.

    true story/no homo

  13. JPed says:

    Mr Dimon went on to say “aren’t you tired of getting bent over in the Vikram Yoga studio and never sleeping?” 

  14. Pete B. & Wes E. says:

    Our balance sheet is just fine, thank you.

  15. Anonymous says:

    This reminds me of Mr. T in Rocky III when he is taunting Adrienne to get with a real man.

  16. PasteSpecialFormats says:

    Summer Farm Hand duties include:

    -Manual stimulation of bull prior to mating
    -Daily acquisition of goat’s milk
    -Collection and distribution of ‘fertilizer’

  17. Ken Lewis says:

    I don’t get it?

  18. Guest says:

    Wait, is JD the UBS sucks guy?

  19. Let’s be clear – there are only two Bulge Bracket Firms to be a banker for; JP-Monay and GoldmanStacks. All others are for the bitches. I’ve never seen a CreditPuisse or ShittyBankers throwing stacks of rolled up 20’s at the cocktail waitress’s head at Marquee.

    – Guy who wants to be clear that although he changes the names of banks he will still alligator slap the shit out of a guy who says “bankster”.

  20. Fuld says:

    Fucking right Jamie. I said the same thing to Blankfein

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