• 08 Jul 2011 at 11:56 AM

Jamie Dimon’s Annual Letters Are A Huge Hit In Omaha

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“Jamie Dimon is a fabulous banker, and probably writes the best annual report in America,” Warren Buffett said in an interview. “I grab his report when it comes in and my friends do, too.” [Bloomberg TV]

Comments (46)

  1. 1
    Posted by Clown Capital | July 8, 2011 at 4:18 PM

    “Jamie Dimon is a fabulous banker, and probably writes the best annual report in America,” Warren Buffett said in an interview. “I grab his report when it comes in and my friends do too, then we all head to the bathroom and sit in individual stalls with vaseline intensive lotion.”

    July 24th is your magic day Warren. Make an honest man outta Jamie. Geez…

  2. 2
    Posted by Clown Capital | July 8, 2011 at 4:18 PM

    “Jamie Dimon is a fabulous banker, and probably writes the best annual report in America,” Warren Buffett said in an interview. “I grab his report when it comes in and my friends do too, then we all head to the bathroom and sit in individual stalls with vaseline intensive lotion.”

    July 24th is your magic day Warren. Make an honest man outta Jamie. Geez…

  3. 3
    Posted by Guest | July 8, 2011 at 4:27 PM

    Somewhere in South Florida a gnome is crying right now. 

  4. 4
    Posted by Guest | July 8, 2011 at 4:27 PM

    Somewhere in South Florida a gnome is crying right now. 

  5. 5
    Posted by Depressed | July 8, 2011 at 4:38 PM

    Somewhere in the depths of Citigroup a fake banker is crying right now.

  6. 6
    Posted by Depressed | July 8, 2011 at 4:38 PM

    Somewhere in the depths of Citigroup a fake banker is crying right now.

  7. 7
    Posted by Anonymous | July 8, 2011 at 4:43 PM

    I could see why some of the boys took him for snobby. He had a quiet way about him, a walk and a talk that just wasn’t normal around here. He strolled, like a man in a park without a care or a worry in the world, like he had on an invisible coat that would shield him from this place. Yeah, I think it would be fair to say… I liked Jamie from the start.

    -Warren Buffet

  8. 8
    Posted by Anonymous | July 8, 2011 at 4:43 PM

    I could see why some of the boys took him for snobby. He had a quiet way about him, a walk and a talk that just wasn’t normal around here. He strolled, like a man in a park without a care or a worry in the world, like he had on an invisible coat that would shield him from this place. Yeah, I think it would be fair to say… I liked Jamie from the start.

    -Warren Buffet

  9. 9
    Posted by Anonymous | July 8, 2011 at 4:50 PM

     Dear Ikenna-

    If you’re reading this, you’ve gotten out. And if you’ve come this far, maybe you’re willing to come a little further. You remember the ticker of the stock, don’t you? JPM
    I could use $8,000  to help me get my project on wheels. I’ll keep an eye out for you and the tellers ready. Remember, Ikenna, hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies. I will be hoping that this annual reprt finds you, and finds you well.

    Your friend, Jamie  

  10. 10
    Posted by Anonymous | July 8, 2011 at 4:50 PM

     Dear Ikenna-

    If you’re reading this, you’ve gotten out. And if you’ve come this far, maybe you’re willing to come a little further. You remember the ticker of the stock, don’t you? JPM
    I could use $8,000  to help me get my project on wheels. I’ll keep an eye out for you and the tellers ready. Remember, Ikenna, hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies. I will be hoping that this annual reprt finds you, and finds you well.

    Your friend, Jamie  

  11. 11
    Posted by ExtraOrdinaryPopularDelusions | July 8, 2011 at 5:02 PM

    Somewhere in the depths of hell a UBS banker is just going about his business.

  12. 12
    Posted by ExtraOrdinaryPopularDelusions | July 8, 2011 at 5:02 PM

    Somewhere in the depths of hell a UBS banker is just going about his business.

  13. 13
    Posted by Guest | July 8, 2011 at 5:12 PM

    it’s Friday. Can we talk about Tiki Barber’s new slutpiece instead?

  14. 14
    Posted by Guest | July 8, 2011 at 5:12 PM

    it’s Friday. Can we talk about Tiki Barber’s new slutpiece instead?

  15. 15
    Posted by Disappointed Guest | July 8, 2011 at 5:19 PM

    Should have just stuck with the first reference and not duplicated this reference, again… The Shawshank references have gone from being a cool “thing” you do to something sad and demonstrative of your lack of wit… 

  16. 16
    Posted by Judy_Garland | July 8, 2011 at 5:19 PM

    Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high, there’s a land that I heard of, once in a lullaby.

  17. 17
    Posted by Judy_Garland | July 8, 2011 at 5:19 PM

    Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high, there’s a land that I heard of, once in a lullaby.

  18. 18
    Posted by Guest | July 8, 2011 at 5:22 PM

    Shutup.

  19. 19
    Posted by Guest | July 8, 2011 at 5:22 PM

    Shutup.

  20. 20
    Posted by Anonymous | July 8, 2011 at 5:25 PM

    +1

    “The road of excess leads to the palace
    of wisdom…for we never know what is enough until we know what is more than
    enough.” – William Blake

    See what I did there…

  21. 21
    Posted by Anonymous | July 8, 2011 at 5:25 PM

    +1

    “The road of excess leads to the palace
    of wisdom…for we never know what is enough until we know what is more than
    enough.” – William Blake

    See what I did there…

  22. 22
    Posted by ExtraOrdinaryPopularDelusions | July 8, 2011 at 5:26 PM

    Paging Dr. Not_One_Person. Dr. Not_One_Person.

  23. 23
    Posted by ExtraOrdinaryPopularDelusions | July 8, 2011 at 5:26 PM

    Paging Dr. Not_One_Person. Dr. Not_One_Person.

  24. 24
    Posted by Sperry Slopsider | July 8, 2011 at 5:30 PM

    He is also a wonderful decorator, snappy dresser, and raises analingus to the level of high art.

    / LB

  25. 25
    Posted by Sperry Slopsider | July 8, 2011 at 5:30 PM

    He is also a wonderful decorator, snappy dresser, and raises analingus to the level of high art.

    / LB

  26. 26
    Posted by Anonymous | July 8, 2011 at 5:58 PM

    Real bankers don’t write anual reports like the leader of some Omaha cult of personality…you should go work for a real bank Jamie.

    -Lloyd B.

  27. 27
    Posted by Anonymous | July 8, 2011 at 5:58 PM

    Real bankers don’t write anual reports like the leader of some Omaha cult of personality…you should go work for a real bank Jamie.

    -Lloyd B.

  28. 28
    Posted by trojan | July 8, 2011 at 6:03 PM

    did Dimon play the bad guy in Clear and Present Danger?

  29. 29
    Posted by trojan | July 8, 2011 at 6:03 PM

    did Dimon play the bad guy in Clear and Present Danger?

  30. 30
    Posted by Anonymous | July 8, 2011 at 7:12 PM

    Get off my plane!

    -Han Solo

  31. 31
    Posted by Backdoor Bess | July 8, 2011 at 7:23 PM

    perhaps if Jamie would let Barney ‘gargle’ his balls for a few minutes this whole Dodd-frank bill would go away…..is that too much to ask from Jamie? Take one for team for crying out loud!

  32. 32
    Posted by Guest | July 8, 2011 at 7:42 PM

    DB Insta-Poll:  Who is more likely to actually look like their avatar – “JBEV” or “PMCO”?

  33. 33
    Posted by The Buff | July 8, 2011 at 8:12 PM

     For me, trying to have sex is like playing pool with a rope.

    - W. Buffett

  34. 34
    Posted by ExtraOrdinaryPopularDelusions | July 8, 2011 at 8:20 PM

    I hate your entire being. I even hate your scrotum. Do you know how hard that is for me to say? I have a scrotum. It’s right there. All the time. I love it more than life, more than my blind, deaf, and dead 110 year old great grandmother (god rest her soul). And, yet, I do, I even hate your scrotum.

  35. 35
    Posted by Guest | July 8, 2011 at 8:46 PM

    yea Jamie, it wont even hurt, he knows how to treat a man right.  No teething and all.
    http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.glennbeck.com/images/news/2009/03/031809frank.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.glennbeck.com/content/articles/article/198/22918/&usg=__O64QneMBsB04sQGx5Xhx6B6rZSM=&h=217&w=290&sz=15&hl=en&start=0&sig2=28IfdCxaconitAhM0MF-gQ&zoom=1&tbnid=QozA34BMsE-zUM:&tbnh=152&tbnw=195&ei=TWwXTreQOcuRgQfH3uz0Dw&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dbarney%2Bfrank%2527s%2Bteeth%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26biw%3D673%26bih%3D646%26tbm%3Disch&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=166&vpy=111&dur=2387&hovh=173&hovw=232&tx=169&ty=104&page=1&ndsp=9&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0&biw=673&bih=646

  36. 36
    Posted by Guest | July 8, 2011 at 8:51 PM

    Somehow, knowing your 110 yo grandmother has/had a scrotum is not at all suprising.
    BTW, did you know your anagram is “Proud-Sexual-Preditor-In-Rosy-Anal”?  Kinda sums it up, don’t it?

  37. 37
    Posted by Guest | July 8, 2011 at 8:55 PM

    So witty and so fucking funny!

  38. 38
    Posted by Lord Humongous | July 8, 2011 at 9:06 PM

    wow

  39. 39
    Posted by R Reed | July 8, 2011 at 9:28 PM

    How’d you like a foot up your ass?

  40. 40
    Posted by Hope and Crosby | July 8, 2011 at 9:30 PM

    “The Road to Excess”?  

  41. 41
    Posted by Hef | July 8, 2011 at 9:31 PM

    Oh you know that’s bullshit.

  42. 42
    Posted by Anonymous | July 8, 2011 at 9:38 PM

    Nice catch – corrected.

  43. 43
    Posted by Guest | July 8, 2011 at 10:07 PM

    How would you like shit on your shoes?

  44. 44
    Posted by Jamie D | July 9, 2011 at 1:34 AM

    Thanks Buff, love you too.

    P.S- Have you scored Squicky yet

  45. 45
    Posted by Anonymous | July 9, 2011 at 1:39 AM

    Me. I actually did look like that 10+ years ago.  Plus JBEV is a guy.

  46. 46
    Posted by bookmarking submission | September 9, 2012 at 8:56 PM

    fVSGlX Really informative article post. Really Great.