We could learn a lot from the Greeks. I asked myself on the flight back [from Chalkidiki]: How is it that a people who lived more than 2,000 years ago, could grasp the world and its social laws as well as we can — or sometimes even better? Our brain has not evolved since the Sophists, who spent their lives trying to criticize outdated theories about the world? Maybe this is already the whole truth: Life and business have accelerated. The average citizen no longer has the time to devote himself consistently to considering a problem or theory. We’re too busy with our obligations to do something else, to be on the road, earn money, cultivate relationships, everything, as we rush through our live. And because we do so many different things, we believe, we believe we have more overall. But the opposite could be the case. [NetNet, earlier]

Comments (65)

  1. Posted by WallStreetFatCat | July 19, 2011 at 3:45 PM

    “We could learn a lot from the Greeks”, Like how to ruin not only a single country but an entire continent…

  2. Posted by trojan | July 19, 2011 at 3:46 PM

    the face says catwalk but the legs say doggystyle

  3. Posted by Citicorp Shareholder | July 19, 2011 at 3:48 PM

    It’s a good thing that she has that body and that face.

  4. Posted by Anonymous | July 19, 2011 at 3:52 PM

    “Weu2019re too busy with our obligations to do something else, to be on the road, earn money, cultivate relationships, everything, as we rush through our live.”nNothing a few more Rutgers grads in the back office couldn’t solve.

  5. Posted by Anonymous | July 19, 2011 at 3:52 PM

    I swear Iu00a0opened this post for the article.nn-Playboy reader

  6. Posted by Peter North | July 19, 2011 at 3:56 PM

    Sorry, I’ll slow down

  7. Posted by NakedShort | July 19, 2011 at 3:57 PM

    the turkey is done

  8. Posted by Put_Option | July 19, 2011 at 3:59 PM

    That was prettay, pretttttaayyy, prettay deep brah….nnNo seriously, where’s my dinner?

  9. Posted by PasteSpecialFormats | July 19, 2011 at 3:59 PM

    Our brain has not evolved since the Sophists, who spent their lives trying to criticize outdated theories about the world? nnIs that a question?

  10. Posted by Guest | July 19, 2011 at 4:05 PM

    JPM essay question?u00a0

  11. Posted by Captain Obvious | July 19, 2011 at 4:08 PM

    Looks fade, Stupidityu00a0lasts forever

  12. Posted by Alowe | July 19, 2011 at 4:08 PM

    “We could learn a lot from the Greeks.” So she’s into anal?

  13. Posted by I swear its a saying | July 19, 2011 at 4:11 PM

    I’d like to take her over a barrel and show her the 50 states.

  14. Posted by lax BRO | July 19, 2011 at 4:11 PM

    Wait… She can talk too??

  15. Posted by Anonymous | July 19, 2011 at 4:13 PM

    Deep Thought No 1 from IAGTM:nI go slowly all the time; except when I go fast. Sometimes fast is good, except when it’s not and then I go slow.

  16. Posted by Anonymous | July 19, 2011 at 4:18 PM

    I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, nuh, some . . . people out there in our nation don’t have maps and, uh, In believe that our, uh, education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq,n everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our educationn over HERE in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help nSouth Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our children.

  17. Posted by Dalio | July 19, 2011 at 4:20 PM

    If you were smart and transparent, you’d understand. u00a0

  18. Posted by B. Madison | July 19, 2011 at 4:21 PM

    What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on the internet is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

  19. Posted by Macke | July 19, 2011 at 4:21 PM

    Concur.

  20. Posted by MissTeenUSA | July 19, 2011 at 4:22 PM

    Good one, but for the record, pmco posted that a few weeks back.

  21. Posted by Anonymous | July 19, 2011 at 4:25 PM

    I’ve got your bootleg copy of “Snow Falling on Cedars”.nn- Mother Fucker Jones

  22. Posted by CurrencyTrader | July 19, 2011 at 4:27 PM

    The key to a woman like this in the work place is to pretend like she doesn’t exist, talk over her, treat her like an intern. Maybe ‘accidentally’u00a0shut a door in her face. Before you know it, she will be curious why you treat her as a low class citizen and she will seek approval. Make sure you keep it all business – never even speaking of your personal life in front of her so as to keep yourself mysterious. Then when her queen is exposed, you trap her with your knight and tell her to meet you at your house for a surprise on a Tuesday evening.u00a0n-Guy who knows a thing or two about dimes.

  23. Posted by Put_Option | July 19, 2011 at 4:30 PM

    Okay, a simple ‘wrong’ would’ve done just fineu00a0

  24. Posted by Guest | July 19, 2011 at 4:32 PM

    “The collection of impressions and information we gather from the orgy of discordant information that surrounds us.”u00a0 nOrgy? you’re hired.n- Munich RE T5M

  25. Posted by Ray Finkle | July 19, 2011 at 4:35 PM

    Would/Wood

  26. Posted by Ray Finkle | July 19, 2011 at 4:35 PM

    :.Unzips.::

  27. Posted by Ray Finkle | July 19, 2011 at 4:35 PM

    My desk moved

  28. Posted by Guest | July 19, 2011 at 4:39 PM

    I hope that’s enough for her to Win the Future.u00a0 nnGood luck bitch.

  29. Posted by Marco Polopolopolis | July 19, 2011 at 4:44 PM

    I fucking love Feta cheese.u00a0

  30. Posted by Currencytraders buddy | July 19, 2011 at 4:46 PM

    The key to CurrencyTrader’s pants is a six pack of Natural Ice, a dromedy starring Matthew MaConaughy, and some Eskimo kisses while you apply black lipstick to his lips.nn-guy who knows a thing or two about getting into CurrencyTrader’s pants.

  31. Posted by Tcat | July 19, 2011 at 4:46 PM

    we are in america, we do things american

  32. Posted by Anonymous | July 19, 2011 at 4:49 PM

    She kinda has a lazy eye.n-guy who knows you have to find something wrong with the girl so you can convince yourself she fits in to your league. I prefer the scale of 30. u00a0Instead of saying a girl is a 10, you find something wrong and call her a 26. u00a0I can get a 26.

  33. Posted by Not One | July 19, 2011 at 4:51 PM

    Paging Not_One_Person. Mr Person to the comment board pls.

  34. Posted by CurrencyTrader | July 19, 2011 at 4:54 PM

    That’s a good call. I like the 30 scale. Pull a Seinfieldu00a0if you must.nn-Guy who hates it when a 26 eats her peas one at a time.

  35. Posted by CurrencyTrader | July 19, 2011 at 4:55 PM

    True story, but instead of Matthew,u00a0substituteu00a0in the guy from Perfect Strangers. Oh and then a cognac with a nice faux fur couch and a fireplace.

  36. Posted by Shooter McGavin | July 19, 2011 at 4:58 PM

    In fact, it wasn’t usually penetration. More common was for the reciever (usually a pre-pubescent boy) to stand with their legs together and the other participant would insert between the legs from behind…thats a university education for you. nn-PedanticnnPS – This bitch is stooopid.She appears to mistake people being interested in her rack with people being interested in what she has to say.

  37. Posted by Thatsrightbitch | July 19, 2011 at 5:02 PM

    if Dimon ain’t hitting it, I call fag

  38. Posted by king shlongomon's marbles | July 19, 2011 at 5:05 PM

    So what’s your point?

  39. Posted by Guest | July 19, 2011 at 5:24 PM

    not with my dick in her mouth.

  40. Posted by Mercury | July 19, 2011 at 5:25 PM

    Where’s Muffy Benson-Perella when you need her?

  41. Posted by HFguy | July 19, 2011 at 5:29 PM

    not for long. give it another 5 years in general or 2 years in M&A.

  42. Posted by Balky | July 19, 2011 at 5:38 PM

    Get out of the city.

  43. Posted by Anonymous | July 19, 2011 at 5:42 PM

    Must be a bit chilly in that room.

  44. Posted by Muffie Benson-Perella | July 19, 2011 at 5:58 PM

    That is absurd.

  45. Posted by Muffie Benson-Perella | July 19, 2011 at 5:58 PM

    That is absurd.

  46. Posted by Guest | July 19, 2011 at 6:07 PM

    movie where entire story is plotting ways to kill your boss…i.e. banker porn

  47. Posted by Guest | July 19, 2011 at 6:07 PM

    movie where entire story is plotting ways to kill your boss…i.e. banker porn

  48. Posted by Citicorp Shareholder | July 19, 2011 at 6:13 PM

    Fortuantely, that’s consdierably longer than the purely imaginary relationship that I plan on having with her.

  49. Posted by is matt a...?? | July 19, 2011 at 6:14 PM

    Hey Matt why is Bess the only one posting hot girls pictures??

  50. Posted by is matt a...?? | July 19, 2011 at 6:14 PM

    Hey Matt why is Bess the only one posting hot girls pictures??

  51. Posted by Guest | July 19, 2011 at 6:47 PM

    Doesn’t she know that she is there to be seen not heard? JPM’s HR dept needs to make sure that is included in orientation.

  52. Posted by Momentus | July 19, 2011 at 7:00 PM

    Show me your tits.

  53. Posted by Anonymous | July 19, 2011 at 7:08 PM

    We’re not lookingu00a0to *marry* her, you know.

  54. Posted by Anonymous | July 19, 2011 at 7:47 PM

    This social media policy violation will be addressed.u00a0 Thank you for bringing it to our attention.nnn-HR

  55. Posted by Louis Winthorpe III | July 19, 2011 at 7:48 PM

    True, but she’s not in M&A.u00a0 She’s in futures & options and OTC Clearing– credit.

  56. Posted by Chuck Jones | July 19, 2011 at 9:03 PM

    I bet she has nice feet. nn-Chuck Jones

  57. Posted by Chuck Jones | July 19, 2011 at 9:03 PM

    I bet she has nice feet. nn-Chuck Jones

  58. Posted by Xenia | July 19, 2011 at 11:29 PM

    I come to U.S. to be more close to award-winning financial journalist Charlie Gasparino and have his babies.

  59. Posted by Nice & Smooth | July 20, 2011 at 12:27 AM

    Sometimes I rhyme slow.u00a0 Sometimes I rhyme quick.

  60. Posted by Guest | July 20, 2011 at 8:19 AM

    i have a u00a0binary scale.

  61. Posted by Greek Finance Minister | July 20, 2011 at 5:01 PM

    I hope she slows down when she walks

  62. Posted by Matt Pretzel | September 1, 2011 at 7:33 PM

    I agree. Maybe we should continue talking about this conversation over a cup of coffee?

  63. Posted by Jack | September 8, 2011 at 6:21 PM

    I'll admit it. It moved a little.

  64. Posted by tut tut | September 28, 2011 at 2:37 AM

    They should start pounding the streets for some porn stars to work at JPM.
    No wonder some people are now moving their money out of JPM.

  65. Posted by Mexi_Cant | November 3, 2011 at 9:37 AM

    It's still moving

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