Archive for July 2011

When we last checked in with Anshu Jain, Deutsche Bank’s head of corporate and investment banking, there were rumors that, despite rave reviews from the likes of Larry Fink and other DB shareholders, he might be passed over for the job of CEO at Deutsche for being (1) not German and (2) “a bond and derivatives technician at a time when the practices of all major banks are still being scrutinized.”

Fortunately for Jain, Deutsche Bank has come partially to its senses and named him to succeed CEO Josef Ackermann, who will step down in 2012. But to preserve DB’s Teutonic je ne sais quoi, Jain will have some homeland supervision: Continue reading »

Earlier this morning, Senator Corker stopped by Squawk Box to talk about the August 2 second debt ceiling deadline, and the Congressional consensus that feels like it’s never gonna come. Bob’s advice? People need to relax. “If I were all you,” the Senator told Melissa Lee and Carl Quinatilla, “I would sort of chill on debt ceiling issue for a couple of days.” Continue reading »

Despite the fact that there’s been a slight hold up on the Einhorn/Mets deal, most recently supposedly thanks to JPMorgan, it seems likely to happen eventually, especially since Bud Selig has fond memories of Einhorn playing baseball in his backyard. Unfortunately, not every money manager grew up next door to Bud. For example, the baseball fans at Highbridge Capital Management. Continue reading »

Donald Longueuil is a former SAC Capital trader who was accused of profiting off of some material non-public information back in February. The feds were able to bring charges against Donny thanks to his ex-best friend, Noah “Judas” Freeman, who also worked at SAC for a time (and took part in the alleged ill-gotten gains made off of tips from expert network analyst Winifred Jiau) and agreed to record conversations with Don in exchange for a lesser sentence and permission to go to Puerto Rico with his wife. As a refresher, here’s what they’ve got Donald on tape saying re: his USB flash drive (dramatic reenactment can be heard here):

“The night that Wall Street Journal article came out…I pressed the eject button and everything’s fucking gone…destroyed….everything. Fuckin’, I, uh…I chopped it up, chopped up everything. It was easy. You take two pairs of pliers and then you rip it open and then, it just a piece of NAND…So I just fucking ripped it apart right there…I had two external drives that had like wafer numbers on ‘em. Fuckin’ pulled the external drives apart. Destroyed the platter…put ‘em into four separate little baggies and then at 2am…2 am on a Friday night, I put this stuff inside my black North Face jacket and leave the apartment and I go on like a 20 block walk around the city…and try to find a garbage truck…and threw away the shit in the back of like random garbage trucks, different garbage trucks…4 garbage trucks. The Feds can try and find it but it’s all fuckin’ ripped apart…everything’s gone.”

After requesting in early April that the case be thrown out due to “lack of evidence,” Longueuil ultimately pleaded guilty and was sentenced to a 46- to 57-months in jail. According to his lawyer, that timeframe is bull shit and does not take into account a couple important points about Don, like the fact that he only insider traded in his SAC account. Continue reading »

These are turbulent times in the financial markets and a lot of investment managers are yearning for the simpler life of corn and cows rather than corn futures and deals structured by cows. Jim Rogers has been happy to advise anyone on Wall Street who’ll listen to get into farming.

In general, you probably want to take Jim Rogers’s advice. But here you have a dilemma, since you grew up in the suburbs, you’ve worked in finance all your life, and the closest you’ve ever come to a farm was when that guy on your floor at Penn showed you the hydroponic setup in his closet. So who will teach you what you need to know about farming?

Talk to Jeremy Grantham of GMO, who is looking to get you set up in the growing field of no-till farming.
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In you insist on inquiring, you will be made an example of. Continue reading »

Cohn recently told a colleague he can’t remember the last person he yelled at, and when upset with someone he now gives the silent treatment, the colleague said. [Bloomberg]

“The government has spent years convincing the electorate that anyone associated with the financial system in the United States is fundamentally dishonest. Therefore, any comments from financial leaders concerning what the impacts of a downgrade might be are simply not believed. Thus, it is becoming increasingly possible the politicians want to see for themselves what will happen.” Continue reading »

The past few years have not been the best of times, professionally speaking, for Lloyd Blankfein. As CEO of Goldman Sachs, the shit storm of the financial crisis landed on his head and with it, angry protesters, 75-100 pieces of hate mail each day, lawsuits, investigations, hearings before the Congressional brain trust, calls for him to be fired and/or jailed, the title of “Worst Person in the World,” executive MBA students who think they know how to run a bank better than he does, and half man/half horse semen aficionado Matt Taibbi.

While Lloyd is much loved within 200 West and among those who can’t resist the Lloyd Face, the hate from the outside has been difficult to take. Though he’s fully aware that “there’s a little bit of ‘for better or worse’” about a gig like his, and that “you can’t be the CEO without having to do what the CEOs have to do in distressed moments,” as Blankfein’s college roommate puts it, not having coveted “a public persona,” the “vilification makes him sad.” He’s not planning on leaving the firm any time soon but it’s clear LB needs a pick me up. Sitting down with New York recently for some real talk, he floated a few wants/wishes that, if you care at about him at all, should do your part to help grant. Continue reading »

Opening Bell: 07.25.11

With Washington at Impasse, Worry Over Investor Reaction (NYT)
“We may have a few stressful days coming up — stressful for the markets of the world and the American people,” William M. Daley, the chief of staff for Mr. Obama, said on CBS’s “Face the Nation” Sunday morning…Analysts point out that the government has neared the brink on reaching crucial financial agreements in the past without marketwide collapse. Still, the greatest anxiety in the markets is that investors will lose confidence in Treasuries and move toward selling them, which would drive their values down and their rates up…Treasuries have been at the center of panics in the United States before, though far earlier in American history. Richard Sylla, a finance professor at the Stern School of Business of New York University who has written about panics, pointed to 1792, when one Treasury trader ran into problems and sent the market into a spiral in which it lost 25 percent of its value… “Today we talk about what happens if the Chinese sell all the U.S. securities; in 1893, foreign investors were doing just that,” Mr. Sylla said.

Moody’s Warns Greek Default Virtually 100 Percent (AP via NYT)
The agency said the new EU package of measures implies “substantial” losses for private creditors. As a result, it cut its rating on Greece by three notches to Ca — one above what it considers a default rating. Though Moody’s said a Greek debt default is “virtually certain,” it noted that the new measures will increase the likelihood that Greece will be able to stabilize and eventually reduce its overall debt burden.

Money market funds cut euro bank exposure (FT)
US money market funds have sharply cut their exposure to banks in the eurozone over the past few weeks and reduced the availability of credit, even in stronger countries such as France. The money market funds, historically crucial providers of short term financing to European banks, have withdrawn from all but extremely short-term lending as concerns about sovereign debt have mounted… The 10 largest US prime money market funds reduced their total exposure to European banks by 8.7 per cent on a dollar basis in June, according to the rating agency.

Bank of Ireland to Avoid State Control (Bloomberg)
Ireland agreed to sell as much as 37 percent of Bank of Ireland Plc to an investor group for 1.12 billion euros ($1.61 billion), a day before a rights offering was set to give the government majority ownership of the lender. Private investors will own at least 68 percent of the country’s largest bank after the transaction closes tomorrow, Finance Minister Michael Noonan said in a statement today. The stake is being sold to fewer than 10 institutional investors from outside the country, according to three people with knowledge of the matter.

Bond traders face uncertain week (FT)
Government bond investors and traders are braced for a testing week, as the US Treasury aims to sell $99bn in new debt with the clock ticking on resolving the impasse over raising the country’s debt ceiling. This week’s debt sales may attract less demand from institutional investors concerned about a possible default by the Treasury in early August, leaving bond traders with more than their usual share of the auctions – a result that could lower bond prices, which move inversely to yields.

SAC boasts YTD returns of 9.2% (NYP)
SAC Capital Advisors LP, the $14 billion firm founded by Steve Cohen, told investors that its main hedge fund rose 9.2 percent this year, beating both the stock market and the hedge fund industry.

The Maid’s Tale (Newsweek)
She was paid to clean up after the rich and powerful. Then she walked into Dominique Strauss-Kahn’s room—and a global scandal. Now she tells her story…“Oh, my God,” said Diallo. “I’m so sorry.” And she turned to leave. “You don’t have to be sorry,” he said. But he was like “a crazy man to me.” Continue reading »

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