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Prostitution Ring Bust Leaves Unanswered Questions: What Will Become Of Hooker Pocahantas?

Yesterday afternoon, Brooklyn District Attorney Charles Hynes shut down High Class NY, serving 17 people involved in the “high-end escort service” with indictments. According to Hynes, the Sheepshead Bay-based business was patronized largely by customers “from the financial markets, many of them hedge fund people, with nothing but money, willing to pay enormous amounts for God knows what,” from girls of every ethnicity but Irish. The bust, one would assume, ruined the days of every investor and financial services hack who relied on HCNY when they were looking to drop $3,600/hour on some high class loving. Today, we discovered yet more bad news- not only did Hynes ruin some of your colleagues’ afternoons, but their upcoming holidays as well.

From the High Class website:



Adding insult to injury, it’s probably safe to assume anyone who had the foresight to book 4+ months in advance will not be getting a refund.

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18 Responses to “Prostitution Ring Bust Leaves Unanswered Questions: What Will Become Of Hooker Pocahantas?”

  1. Christofurio says:

    I’m shocked.u00a0 With bigoted employment practices like this, how would Ricky ever have found Lucy?u00a0

  2. smirnoff ice says:

    no refund? u00a0not even in shares of LightSquared?u00a0nn- guy who needs General Tso’s pronto

    • Anonymous says:

      5 bucks says Elliott and/or Kingstreet would be in the market to buy some of those claims

  3. Savage Manatee says:

    Pocahantas?u00a0 I fucking asked for Sacagawea and 3 bottles of Yellow Tail, you communist fuckers!

  4. GrandPooBar says:

    No love for hooker Winnie the Poo?

  5. Guest says:

    No Labor day special, what gives. u00a0Working man always gets screwed.

    • Guest says:

      well in this particular scenario they’re not getting screwed, which is precisely the problemu00a0

  6. 25th Hour Trader says:

    On my salary (or lack thereof), the closest I’ve ever gotten to these kinds of women is the interwebs.nn-UBS banker who would give his ’88 Civic (KBB value: -550) for a night with Pocahontas.

  7. guest says:

    damn, no refund. And this time I even checked her age BEFORE booking / fucking / sharing an 8-ballnnLT

  8. Anonymous says:

    What sucker paid $3,600 for Pocahontas? u00a0What a sucker.nJ. Smith

  9. Guest says:

    Didn’t ruin my afternoon… Peter had already helped meu00a0dig deep for the truth and come to terms with my insatiable lust for women dressed as Disney charactersnn-Bridgewater disciple

  10. Anonymous says:

    Do NOT tell me my Mother’s Day order will not be filled.

  11. Texashedge says:

    “Is this some kind of bust?”nnnn”Well… it’s very impressive, yes, but we need to ask you a few nquestions.”

  12. Short Seller says:

    Alright it was me. I thought they meant $36.00, my bad

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