• 21 Jul 2011 at 4:30 PM

Prostitution Ring Bust Leaves Unanswered Questions: What Will Become Of Hooker Pocahantas?

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Yesterday afternoon, Brooklyn District Attorney Charles Hynes shut down High Class NY, serving 17 people involved in the “high-end escort service” with indictments. According to Hynes, the Sheepshead Bay-based business was patronized largely by customers “from the financial markets, many of them hedge fund people, with nothing but money, willing to pay enormous amounts for God knows what,” from girls of every ethnicity but Irish. The bust, one would assume, ruined the days of every investor and financial services hack who relied on HCNY when they were looking to drop $3,600/hour on some high class loving. Today, we discovered yet more bad news- not only did Hynes ruin some of your colleagues’ afternoons, but their upcoming holidays as well.

From the High Class website:



Adding insult to injury, it’s probably safe to assume anyone who had the foresight to book 4+ months in advance will not be getting a refund.

Comments (18)

  1. 1
    Posted by Christofurio | July 21, 2011 at 8:42 PM

    I’m shocked.u00a0 With bigoted employment practices like this, how would Ricky ever have found Lucy?u00a0

  2. 2
    Posted by smirnoff ice | July 21, 2011 at 8:43 PM

    no refund? u00a0not even in shares of LightSquared?u00a0nn- guy who needs General Tso’s pronto

  3. 3
    Posted by Savage Manatee | July 21, 2011 at 8:46 PM

    Pocahantas?u00a0 I fucking asked for Sacagawea and 3 bottles of Yellow Tail, you communist fuckers!

  4. 4
    Posted by GrandPooBar | July 21, 2011 at 8:48 PM

    No love for hooker Winnie the Poo?

  5. 5
    Posted by Guest | July 21, 2011 at 8:49 PM

    No Labor day special, what gives. u00a0Working man always gets screwed.

  6. 6
    Posted by Anonymous | July 21, 2011 at 8:58 PM

    5 bucks says Elliott and/or Kingstreet would be in the market to buy some of those claims

  7. 7
    Posted by 25th Hour Trader | July 21, 2011 at 8:58 PM

    On my salary (or lack thereof), the closest I’ve ever gotten to these kinds of women is the interwebs.nn-UBS banker who would give his ’88 Civic (KBB value: -550) for a night with Pocahontas.

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2011 at 9:00 PM

    damn, no refund. And this time I even checked her age BEFORE booking / fucking / sharing an 8-ballnnLT

  9. 9
    Posted by Anonymous | July 21, 2011 at 9:04 PM

    What sucker paid $3,600 for Pocahontas? u00a0What a sucker.nJ. Smith

  10. 10
    Posted by Guest | July 21, 2011 at 9:07 PM

    Didn’t ruin my afternoon… Peter had already helped meu00a0dig deep for the truth and come to terms with my insatiable lust for women dressed as Disney charactersnn-Bridgewater disciple

  11. 11
    Posted by Guest | July 21, 2011 at 9:09 PM

    well in this particular scenario they’re not getting screwed, which is precisely the problemu00a0

  12. 12
    Posted by Anonymous | July 21, 2011 at 9:14 PM

    Do NOT tell me my Mother’s Day order will not be filled.

  13. 13
    Posted by Texashedge | July 21, 2011 at 9:14 PM

    “Is this some kind of bust?”nnnn”Well… it’s very impressive, yes, but we need to ask you a few nquestions.”

  14. 14
    Posted by InfiniteGuest | July 21, 2011 at 9:19 PM

    Right? $24 worth of beads would’ve been more than fair.

  15. 15
    Posted by Short Seller | July 21, 2011 at 11:10 PM

    Alright it was me. I thought they meant $36.00, my bad

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