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   Posted by Jackie Treehorn | July 12, 2011 at 4:33 PM

   To quote Cliff Asness, “Fuck her” 

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   Posted by DSK | July 12, 2011 at 4:35 PM

   How about we change that sign to “Go Down on the Man” sweetie?

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   Posted by ExtraOrdinaryPopularDelusions | July 12, 2011 at 4:36 PM

   There are girls on wall street?

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   Posted by CoveredLong | July 12, 2011 at 4:37 PM

   In other news, the debt ceiling debate is proceeding in exactly the same manner.

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   Posted by Junknstock | July 12, 2011 at 4:40 PM

   we need a photo to determine the “newsworthy-ness” of this story

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   Posted by guest | July 12, 2011 at 4:40 PM

   I believe virtually everything I read. And I think that makes me more of a selective human than someone who doesn’t believe anything.

   D. St. Hubbins

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   Posted by guest | July 12, 2011 at 4:44 PM

   Need a picture, this is where a DB field correspondent would come in handy.

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   Posted by Lsdjf | July 12, 2011 at 4:45 PM

   I trust someone will send one in.

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   Posted by PasteSpecialFormats | July 12, 2011 at 4:46 PM

   Who wants me to walk over there on my lunch?

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    Posted by A.Weiner | July 12, 2011 at 4:51 PM

    Is she on Twitter?

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    Posted by Guest | July 12, 2011 at 4:51 PM

    Nope. Only bitches and gay men trapped inside a woman’s body.

    Motives examined and I’m good with the above.

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    Posted by Guest | July 12, 2011 at 4:51 PM

    Yes pls PSF

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    Posted by Put_Option | July 12, 2011 at 4:53 PM

    Relevant due diligence queries;

    1) Is she a dime or a generous 2?
    2) Dependent on the above, is she DFT?

    Please advise.

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    Posted by Stewie | July 12, 2011 at 4:54 PM

    come in handy- I see what you did there. clever

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    Posted by Roomykhan | July 12, 2011 at 4:57 PM

    WTF? DTF?!?! OMG BRO!

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    Posted by ExtraOrdinaryPopularDelusions | July 12, 2011 at 5:03 PM

    Wait. Let’s answer #2 first. 

    -guy with priorities 

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    Posted by Arthurcutten | July 12, 2011 at 5:06 PM

    No photo, no story.

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    Posted by Put_Option | July 12, 2011 at 5:07 PM

    DTF = Down To ya know
    DFT= Down Fucking Town

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    Posted by Also A Guest | July 12, 2011 at 5:14 PM

    No picture yet??

    Well, that officially answers the “does anyone on this site actually work on Wall Street” question.

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    Posted by PasteSpecialFormats | July 12, 2011 at 5:14 PM

    No dice.  She’s not anywhere between Broadway and the new Duane Reade at 40 Wall.

    In related news, the new DR is like a dog wearing human clothes, or UBS doing finance.  Nice attempt, but I know I’m still in a Duane Reade.  Also, Daryll Strawberry is no where to be found.

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    Posted by Thatsrightbitch | July 12, 2011 at 5:14 PM

    here’s the pic…you’re welcome

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    Posted by Honey Badger | July 12, 2011 at 5:28 PM

    Bess’s port of call is a god damn national treasure!

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    Posted by wall is mostly residential | July 12, 2011 at 5:31 PM

    Indeed it does, since the only bank left on wall st is DB, and now that GS moved off broad no one else is all that close

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    Posted by Guest | July 12, 2011 at 5:31 PM

    Freaking hell, PSF. You totally suck at field trips.

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    Posted by Guest | July 12, 2011 at 5:32 PM

    Or it answers the questions 1) “are most important firms not actually located anywhere near Wall Street,” like in midtown, Greenwich, on 200 West (not really close to Wall Street at all), etc and 2) does anyone on this site have time to be running out to take pictures of chicks instead of working?

    You keep winning it, though.

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    Posted by She gave me the goat | July 12, 2011 at 5:38 PM

    I am interested to find out more about Lauren “The Goat” LaCapra, the author of the tweet.

    Animal Lover

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    Posted by Photo please | July 12, 2011 at 5:40 PM

    Matt – ball’s in your court.

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    Posted by AmericanBandersnatch | July 12, 2011 at 5:42 PM

    I’m confused on the gay man trapped inside a woman’s body thing.  Is that essentially the same this as a straight woman?

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    Posted by LEH Quant | July 12, 2011 at 5:43 PM

    Pics or she didn’t sail.

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    Posted by ExtraOrdinaryPopularDelusions | July 12, 2011 at 5:44 PM

    Yes but with a penis?

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    Posted by Anonymous | July 12, 2011 at 5:46 PM

    One that’s really into anal, perhaps.

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    Posted by Anonymous | July 12, 2011 at 5:48 PM

    You forgot BNY-Mellon.

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    Posted by Guest | July 12, 2011 at 5:49 PM

    Yes +10 for you AB. xoxo

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    Posted by Guest | July 12, 2011 at 5:50 PM

    I believe you meant large clit. xoxo

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    Posted by Guest | July 12, 2011 at 5:50 PM

    In your dreams, pal.

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    Posted by Dhicks with Cicks | July 12, 2011 at 5:54 PM

    Much like my masseuse!
    -Chris Lee

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    Posted by Honesty Dept | July 12, 2011 at 5:55 PM

    While I would like to believe that the humor/insightfulness of the written word is all that matters in the DB forum, I have come to realize that “pmco” was much funnier/insightful with the old avatar.  Instead of “girl next door sexy”, the vibe I get is “boil rabbit in water dykie”

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    Posted by wall is mostly residential | July 12, 2011 at 5:55 PM

    You’re right I forgot about them. I purposefully excluded nyse since its just a tv set

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    Posted by Anonymous | July 12, 2011 at 6:03 PM

    Museum of Finance should move in there– they could put the remaining NYSE traders in the space in the old Standard Oil building on Broadway.

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    Posted by Guest | July 12, 2011 at 6:05 PM

    OMG! Thanks for pointing that out. I too had noticed that my sense of humor had totally changed overnight! Maybe that new pic is a Dorian Gray-type thing. I will revert to old avatar ASAP.

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    Posted by Anonymous | July 12, 2011 at 6:05 PM

    Hey, thought we were talking about a generic “gay man trapped in a woman’s body”

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    Posted by Guest | July 12, 2011 at 6:09 PM

    Sorry Perma. New pic seems to have changed my personality.

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    Posted by ExtraOrdinaryPopularDelusions | July 12, 2011 at 6:16 PM

    Perma, I’m still hung up on the penis issue.

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    Posted by That Guy | July 12, 2011 at 6:23 PM

    I interviewed for the DB “roving reporter” position 45 times.  The last time they put me in sheepskin chaps and a large foam cowboy hat and told me to hang around ATMs in high rent districts for a “story”.  I guess their Iphones quit working.

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    Posted by East Texas Gas Trader | July 12, 2011 at 6:25 PM

    Probably on meth.

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    Posted by Dos Equis Guy | July 12, 2011 at 6:27 PM

    Never say, “Let’s answer #2″ out loud in a men’s room. 

    Stay thirsty my friends.

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    Posted by Flat Earther | July 12, 2011 at 6:28 PM

    Ain’t that the truth!

    -Guy on the Dock When Columbus Sailed West

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    Posted by Friend of Fermentation | July 12, 2011 at 6:31 PM

    “…….does anyone on this site have time to be running out to take pictures of chicks instead of working?”

    First year in finance?

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    Posted by Anonymous | July 12, 2011 at 6:36 PM

    I’d say if you want to go back to “girl next door sexy”, maybe something from this era…

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    Posted by Dhicks with Cicks | July 12, 2011 at 6:36 PM

    Every girl is into anal.  The one’s that deny they are, are the ones that like it as a surprise.

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    Posted by Guest | July 12, 2011 at 7:04 PM

    Oh snap. I did look at Flying Nun pics when I was picking my new avatar. One question: is it ok to call a nun, albeit one that flies, “girl next door sexy”?

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    Posted by Anonymous | July 12, 2011 at 7:09 PM

    The Flying Nun was every altar boys fantasy…and every priests nightmare…

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    Posted by Anonymous | July 12, 2011 at 7:23 PM

    Only if you’re Protestant.

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    Posted by Honesty Dept | July 12, 2011 at 7:27 PM

    Heading down the wrong path, here.  Let me be clear, the old “pmco” avatar is the minimal base case for “girl next door sexy”.  If you are game for changing your avatar, then please include one or more of the following: Breasts (topless if Bess allows, otherwise, cleaveage), Yoga pants (cameltoe to the front), Increadibly hot face (likely not yours).
    Thanks!

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    Posted by Guest | July 12, 2011 at 7:35 PM

    Got it. Thx Honesty, you’ve been extremely helpful to me today. xoxo

    PS my face is hot…I’ve been told it could launch a thousand ships

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    Posted by Going With It | July 12, 2011 at 7:59 PM

    You must have a long lunch.

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    Posted by Guest | July 12, 2011 at 8:16 PM

    what’s ya know?  I thought DTF was short for down to fuck.

    -17 y/o soon to be HS senior interning at daddy’s office

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    Posted by in love with pmco avatar | July 12, 2011 at 8:40 PM

    what about the transgender?  let be inclusive

    does that imply you are a bitch?

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    Posted by in love with pmco avatar | July 12, 2011 at 8:43 PM

    not to be totally shallow, but i was digging the old avatar.  but if you have one of gidget in a barrel that would be a total turn on

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    Posted by Col. Angus | July 12, 2011 at 9:28 PM

    Hey
    -UBS cash trader recently moved to the city

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    Posted by llacaps | July 12, 2011 at 10:48 PM

    Sorry for not having taken a photo, was rushing to appointment and she & friend were surrounded by cameras and gawkers. Also didn’t realize my Tweet would gain mass interest. Next time, I promise, Twitpic will be consulted.

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    Posted by llacaps | July 12, 2011 at 10:58 PM

    You must be Italian.

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    Posted by Guest | July 13, 2011 at 12:32 AM

    no