• 22 Jul 2011 at 10:52 AM

TCW v. Gundlach Trial Will Not Include ‘Gang Bang My Face’

By Bess Levin

In December 2009, bond guru and self-described “genius” Jeffrey Gundlach quit TCW to start his own firm, DoubleLine LLC. When he left, his former employer alleges, he took with him TCW staff, client information, and technology, which form the basis of their suit against JG (who prefers to be called “The Pope”) that is set to go to trial July 25. What Gundlach did not take with him and instead left in his office for TCW to find was a cornucopia of drugs, paraphernalia, toys and porn that gave the impression he was operating a online wholesale sex shop distributor and keeping the inventory at work. The stash included:

DVDs:
Asian Office Sluts
Weapons of Ass Destruction
Buckets of Cum
Big Butt Backdoor Babes 3
Ass Traffic Volume 2
Evil Anal 8
Gang Bang My Face
Sloppy Hoes
Squirt In My Gape
Swallow My Pride 2
The Art of Female Ejaculation
The Bondage Nookie Court
A Trip Down Mammary Lane
Deep Inside Dirty Debutantes
Dr. Fellatio 16
Sexual Devices:
black restraining device
brown rubber penis, 6 inches
cardboard with pink and black straps for restraining
chrome penis, 6 inches, in red velvet bag
glass penis, 8 inches, in black velvet bag
glass penis, 7.5 inches, blue velvet bag with tag ‘phallic’
KY washing liquid with purple rubbing device
Sexy Slave Kit For Amazing Sex
pink and black strap restraining device
rubber penis-shaped sexual device
Drugs:
baggie containing green “brown leafy substance”
bag labeled “medical use only”
bag labeled “90210 kush”

The Société Générale subsidiary would like these items included in their case against Gundlach but unfortunately for them, the presiding judge, perhaps overwhelmed by the sheer volume, ruled this week that A Trip Down Mammary Lane, Dr. Fellatio 16, etc, are “not relevant to the real claims in the case” and that including them would “open up a Pandora’s box of problems,” which coincidentally is the name of a series of DVD’s The Pope did think to pack before leaving.

TCW v. Jeffrey Gundlach Proceeds Without Porn [Fortune]

Earlier: Jeffrey Gundlach NOT Set Up By TCW, Big Fan Of “Dr. Fellatio” Series

Comments (19)

  1. 1
    Posted by bad | July 22, 2011 at 3:04 PM

    Piker

  2. 2
    Posted by Tungry | July 22, 2011 at 3:08 PM

    Overkill much?u00a0u00a0 All you need is a couple oxys, a few lines of Ritalin and a fleshlight.nn

  3. 3
    Posted by Koolaidisfun | July 22, 2011 at 3:12 PM

    Can I get my fucking tapes back now?nn-JG

  4. 4
    Posted by Anonymous | July 22, 2011 at 3:12 PM

    Something about Pandora’s Box and porn titles…nnn-Lazy Poster

  5. 5
    Posted by Speculator | July 22, 2011 at 3:21 PM

    I still think he was just preparing for an SEC audit.

  6. 6
    Posted by NakedShort | July 22, 2011 at 3:23 PM

    This is exactly the reason I clean my desk and clear my browser history every Friday before I leave.

  7. 7
    Posted by TedRube | July 22, 2011 at 3:24 PM

    This is a fucking outrage!n-SEC Lawyer

  8. 8
    Posted by Anonymous | July 22, 2011 at 3:24 PM

    The thing that bothers me is what is the fucking theme here?

  9. 9
    Posted by JG | July 22, 2011 at 3:24 PM

    If only I’d seen the episode of “Curb Your Enthusiasm” where a hospitalized Jeff Garth sends Larry to clean out his porn stash before his wife find it, I wouldn’t have to endure this public spectacle.

  10. 10
    Posted by Brian1284 | July 22, 2011 at 3:33 PM

    It is definately not a T&A theme more of a penis and ass thing going on.u00a0

  11. 11
    Posted by in love with pmco avatar | July 22, 2011 at 3:39 PM

    what no roofies?

  12. 12
    Posted by Guest | July 22, 2011 at 3:52 PM

    - Ah, a modern-day remake of that Trading Places scene. Classic.nn- Glass, chrome, and rubber: someone is well-prepared and discerningnn- I get everything except the restraining devicesnn- As a married man, I donu2019t want to think about itnn- The original was better than Swallow My Pride 2, I would expect better tastenn- Knock knock. Who’s there? Gundlach. Gundlach who? Gundlach the door behind you

  13. 13
    Posted by 25th Hour Trader | July 22, 2011 at 4:05 PM

    I’m a value investor at heart. u00a0I’d rather buy a Pocahontas DVD (hint: not the DIS version) for $20 and not get arrested than spend $3700 for a night with a real live Pocahontas and possibly get arrested. u00a0I would not get $3680 in marginal utility for the real thing. u00a0I think a pairs trade is in order.nn-JG

  14. 14
    Posted by SEC | July 22, 2011 at 4:06 PM

    Any word on what TCW did with the evidence? Slow day at work.u00a0nn- SEC Lawyer

  15. 15
    Posted by Blue Velvet | July 22, 2011 at 4:08 PM

    This post was slumbering Deep Inside a Dirty Debutant…

  16. 16
    Posted by Clown Capital | July 22, 2011 at 4:10 PM

    This is fucked up Bess. I’ve been porn clean for two weeks now and seeing those DVD titles may have just made me relapse. I’m leaving work early…

  17. 17
    Posted by Masturbating Duck | July 22, 2011 at 4:26 PM

    Fap Flap Fap Flap

  18. 18
    Posted by CFA4 | July 22, 2011 at 5:20 PM

    a diversified portfolio

  19. 19
    Posted by Bondage, James Bondage | July 22, 2011 at 5:58 PM

    How do you short Poke-ahontas?

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