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What CEO Wives Can Learn From Wendi Deng: This Is How You Defend Your Man

As you may have heard, a man attempted to hit Rupert Murdoch in the face with a pie during his hearing before Parliament this morning. It’s unclear what sort of cream the pastry contained (custard, whipped, shaving, man, cow), but apparently some of it “spattered Murdoch,” and the proceedings were adjourned for 10 minutes. The pie-thrower was immediately taken into custody, which probably came as relief as it meant that Rupert’s wife Wendi couldn’t finish him off.

Ladies, whether your husband is due to testify before Congress anytime soon, going out for an afternoon stroll has become dangerous sans bodyguard, his net worth makes him a target for hungry kidnappers, or he’s being stalked by a writer known to hit people in the face with pies containing cow semen, Laura, Judy, Swati, Kinga, Lisa and Alex should all take careful notes on the above. Watch how Wendi (in pink) doesn’t even hesitate. She sees the guy coming after her man and she’s out of her chair, ready to deck him. Observe how she gets in one undoubtedly punishing bitch slap and clearly would’ve tackled the aggressor to the ground if someone hadn’t gotten in her way. It actually doesn’t even look like it was technically necessary for her to get involved, as a guard appears to be stopping the perp, but her immediate instinct was to go street.

Like Wendi, you should all be prepared to send the message that there’s only one way the story ends for anyone so much as entertaining the thought of messing with your people: with them being sent home in a body bag.

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  1. Guy who watched his son says:

    I like his son’s reaction…. way to sh*t the bed kid, you friggin disappointment!

  2. Put_Option says:

    Lady asking the question in the video looks slightly like Jay… Silent Bob must have had the day off

  3. in love with pmco avatar says:

    don’t mess with a tiger mom

  4. The Observer says:

    Trying to finish a guy off when you already have a pie full of semen seems like something a greedy billionaire would do.

  5. UFC fighter...analyst says:

    if she wants to hit someone, she should close her handnhow bad can a high five really hurt?

  6. Parliament Security Guard says:

    This is annoying.u00a0 That guy promised he was going to eat the pie.

  7. Ar932 says:

    Video is no longer available. I smell a conspiracy…

    • Guest says:

      No, since the scandal is really about the Metropolitan Police and their being in bed with NI, if the pieman gets assault charges, so should the wife.u00a0 They pulled the video cuz RM probably owned the rights to it!

  8. Guest says:

    Reminds me of Chris Farley’s GF in Dirty Worknnhttp://www.imdb.com/video/hulu/vi2083323929/

  9. Anonymous says:

    let them eat pie

  10. Smlaz says:

    Wendy is a vicious onenWe all know that is truenShe stole her man from his then-wifenShe tried to wrest the company stocknWendy is a vicious onenWe all know that is truenWhat else do they teach at HBSnThan what Rupert and Wendy do!

  11. Viscous Animal Buyer says:

    She wouldn’t last 10 seconds in the ring wit me.u00a0 I train in da park everyday and can bench press 5 CNBC anchors wit my eyes closed.nn/Chazzy “Rego Park Wrecker” Gaspabalboau00a0

  12. Homosaurus says:

    Fox Force 5 in full effect.

  13. Anonymous says:

    While the media thinks this is on par with landing on the moon in significance, the rest of the world really doesn’t care, outside of the UK.

    • Anonymous says:

      Pretty much… also, if this was going on for 10+ years at The Sun, are you really telling me the Daily Star/Daily Mirror/Daily Mail/etc. weren’t doing the exact same thing?

    • Guest says:

      Great comment, except for the fact that the above post is clearly making fun of the entire situation, and not reporting it as an actual big deal.

      • Anonymous says:

        Slow down E-knight, I wasn’t attacking your precious Bess. I just want the fking thing off my bberg tv. In conclusion, kiss my ass and suck my dick, everyone. Go buy KSwiss tubes.

      • Anonymous says:

        Slow down E-knight, I wasn’t attacking your precious Bess. I just want the fking thing off my bberg tv. In conclusion, kiss my ass and suck my dick, everyone. Go buy KSwiss tubes.

    • Guest says:

      Clearly the media that is DB doesn’t think that at all, as this is the first time the Murdoch story has been mentioned, obviously for the comedic value of the slap.

    • Guest says:

      Clearly the media that is DB doesn’t think that at all, as this is the first time the Murdoch story has been mentioned, obviously for the comedic value of the slap.

    • Slap Chop says:

      They faked another moon landing?n-Avid ZH Reader

    • Slap Chop says:

      They faked another moon landing?n-Avid ZH Reader

    • Anonymous says:

      Are you the editorial writer for the Wall Street Journal?

      • Anonymous says:

        Are you going to tell me that this is going to makeu00a0anyone stop buying the WSJ or the NY Post, or watching American Idol, The Simpsons or 20th Century Fox movies– i.e. do something to materially impact the earnings of NWS– which is what the Street actually cares about?

        • Anonymous says:

          Reference was to WSJ’s “spirited defense” of NWSA in their editorial of y’day.u00a0 An editorial that further weakened the idea of journalistic independence as well as WSJ’s reputation.u00a0 Sorry you didn’t get the reference…

          • Anonymous says:

            Got the reference, just didn’t think it that clever. nnFor what it’s worth, isn’t the whole point of an *editorial* page to provide a forum in which the management of a newspaper can express their opinion on the news? Not sure what it’s supposed to be independent *of*.

          • Anonymous says:

            Got the reference, just didn’t think it that clever. nnFor what it’s worth, isn’t the whole point of an *editorial* page to provide a forum in which the management of a newspaper can express their opinion on the news? Not sure what it’s supposed to be independent *of*.

        • Anonymous says:

          Reference was to WSJ’s “spirited defense” of NWSA in their editorial of y’day.u00a0 An editorial that further weakened the idea of journalistic independence as well as WSJ’s reputation.u00a0 Sorry you didn’t get the reference…

  14. Thatsrightbitch says:

    sucky sucky long time

  15. Confused Commenter says:

    Bess, I would furiously defend your inbox from vicious pies with my life!

  16. Confused Commenter says:

    Bess, I would furiously defend your inbox from vicious pies with my life!

  17. East Texas Gas Trader says:

    You know how a pie is like my finger? u00a0When it’s got “meringue” on it!!

  18. East Texas Gas Trader says:

    You know how a pie is like my finger? u00a0When it’s got “meringue” on it!!

  19. Anonymous says:

    Pie thrower should have known Lucy Liu would have wrecked him if he messed with her man.nnn-Charlie

  20. Anonymous says:

    Pie thrower should have known Lucy Liu would have wrecked him if he messed with her man.nnn-Charlie

  21. Donna Chang says:

    That is redicruous.nn

  22. Guest says:

    Guy’s still breathing. C-minus.nn–L. Tilton

  23. Guest says:

    cow semen=bull semen deposits scraped out of cows?

  24. Lawrence Kasden says:

    A scene 10 years in the future, somewhere on an isolated island in the tropics:nnUnidentified male companion: “It is hot.”nnWendi Deng: “Yes.”

  25. Managing&Directing says:

    Its important to maintain a strong pimp hand and Murdoch’s wife gave us all a look into whom wears the pants when they are at home.u00a0 nnAs a side note it was excruciatingly lame how Faber mentioned she had nice right hook.u00a0 nnPimp’s 1, Ho’s zero

  26. Guest says:

    She’s a lot younger than Rupert. u00a0I’m thinking love is not the only reason she married him.nn– AIG Quant

    • guest says:

      check her wikipedia page (the bastion of truth, i know)… she’s been gold-digging/home-wrecking her entire adult life.

    • guest says:

      check her wikipedia page (the bastion of truth, i know)… she’s been gold-digging/home-wrecking her entire adult life.

  27. Guest says:

    Golddigger protecting her investment, that’s all.

  28. Nice Sausage says:

    Yeah, but can she expertly handle my 14″ blood sausage?

  29. Guest says:

    Why would anyone think getting their face creamed is a bad thing?nLynne T

  30. Guest says:

    Why would anyone think getting their face creamed is a bad thing?nLynne T

  31. Wendi says:

    Actually I’ve never seen his penis. I have however seen his bank account

  32. Mike Laursen says:

    Anybody remember a few years back when somebody snuck into George Harrison’s home and attacked him with a knife. Harrison’s wife took the attacker out with a fireplace poker.

  33. Karl Hungus says:

    This is why you never give your business card to the girl at the rub ‘n tug parlour…

  34. Zbag says:

    She must really really really really like money to go down on a fossil like him

  35. Dow says:

    I am totally in love with this woman…