As you may have heard, a man attempted to hit Rupert Murdoch in the face with a pie during his hearing before Parliament this morning. It’s unclear what sort of cream the pastry contained (custard, whipped, shaving, man, cow), but apparently some of it “spattered Murdoch,” and the proceedings were adjourned for 10 minutes. The pie-thrower was immediately taken into custody, which probably came as relief as it meant that Rupert’s wife Wendi couldn’t finish him off.
Ladies, whether your husband is due to testify before Congress anytime soon, going out for an afternoon stroll has become dangerous sans bodyguard, his net worth makes him a target for hungry kidnappers, or he’s being stalked by a writer known to hit people in the face with pies containing cow semen, Laura, Judy, Swati, Kinga, Lisa and Alex should all take careful notes on the above. Watch how Wendi (in pink) doesn’t even hesitate. She sees the guy coming after her man and she’s out of her chair, ready to deck him. Observe how she gets in one undoubtedly punishing bitch slap and clearly would’ve tackled the aggressor to the ground if someone hadn’t gotten in her way. It actually doesn’t even look like it was technically necessary for her to get involved, as a guard appears to be stopping the perp, but her immediate instinct was to go street.
Like Wendi, you should all be prepared to send the message that there’s only one way the story ends for anyone so much as entertaining the thought of messing with your people: with them being sent home in a body bag.
I like his son’s reaction…. way to sh*t the bed kid, you friggin disappointment!
Lady asking the question in the video looks slightly like Jay… Silent Bob must have had the day off
don’t mess with a tiger mom
Trying to finish a guy off when you already have a pie full of semen seems like something a greedy billionaire would do.
if she wants to hit someone, she should close her handnhow bad can a high five really hurt?
This is annoying.u00a0 That guy promised he was going to eat the pie.
Video is no longer available. I smell a conspiracy…
Reminds me of Chris Farley’s GF in Dirty Worknnhttp://www.imdb.com/video/hulu/vi2083323929/
let them eat pie
Wendy is a vicious onenWe all know that is truenShe stole her man from his then-wifenShe tried to wrest the company stocknWendy is a vicious onenWe all know that is truenWhat else do they teach at HBSnThan what Rupert and Wendy do!
Kill yourself
She wouldn’t last 10 seconds in the ring wit me.u00a0 I train in da park everyday and can bench press 5 CNBC anchors wit my eyes closed.nn/Chazzy “Rego Park Wrecker” Gaspabalboau00a0
An open handed slap across Vince always worked for me.nn-H. Hogan
Fox Force 5 in full effect.
Joyce or Jake Cherry?
While the media thinks this is on par with landing on the moon in significance, the rest of the world really doesn’t care, outside of the UK.
sucky sucky long time
what?
Pretty much… also, if this was going on for 10+ years at The Sun, are you really telling me the Daily Star/Daily Mirror/Daily Mail/etc. weren’t doing the exact same thing?
Great comment, except for the fact that the above post is clearly making fun of the entire situation, and not reporting it as an actual big deal.
where’s not one person
Hi and welcome to Dealbreaker. You should fit in just fine as long as you don’t write poor imitation whimsical poems that have little value and even less humor.nnHow’s this?nnThere once was a meme named smlaz on DealbreakernWhere even the non-Ivys knew he was a fakernBut smlaz had to grin and bare itnI hope you slip and land ass first on an upright carrot
Pulp Fiction reference. Gotta like that
One more thing – how is smlaz a meme?nn-Columbo
Clearly the media that is DB doesn’t think that at all, as this is the first time the Murdoch story has been mentioned, obviously for the comedic value of the slap.
Clearly the media that is DB doesn’t think that at all, as this is the first time the Murdoch story has been mentioned, obviously for the comedic value of the slap.
She used to be in the crazy 88s
She used to be in the crazy 88s
Me love you long timenn- Asian golddigger
Me love you long timenn- Asian golddigger
Bess, I would furiously defend your inbox from vicious pies with my life!
Bess, I would furiously defend your inbox from vicious pies with my life!
hair pie?
hair pie?
Its an idea propagated through the internet. No?
Its an idea propagated through the internet. No?
You know how a pie is like my finger? u00a0When it’s got “meringue” on it!!
You know how a pie is like my finger? u00a0When it’s got “meringue” on it!!
Yea. It’s too bad someone cut off the top half of her skull with a Hattori hanzo
Yea. It’s too bad someone cut off the top half of her skull with a Hattori hanzo
Slow down E-knight, I wasn’t attacking your precious Bess. I just want the fking thing off my bberg tv. In conclusion, kiss my ass and suck my dick, everyone. Go buy KSwiss tubes.
Slow down E-knight, I wasn’t attacking your precious Bess. I just want the fking thing off my bberg tv. In conclusion, kiss my ass and suck my dick, everyone. Go buy KSwiss tubes.
They faked another moon landing?n-Avid ZH Reader
They faked another moon landing?n-Avid ZH Reader
Pie thrower should have known Lucy Liu would have wrecked him if he messed with her man.nnn-Charlie
Pie thrower should have known Lucy Liu would have wrecked him if he messed with her man.nnn-Charlie
he probably had training foru00a0a shoe
That is redicruous.nn
How’s the new gig going, Matt?
Bill: Nah, there weren’t really eighty-eight of them. They just called themselves “The Crazy 88.”u00a0Budd: How come?u00a0Bill: I don’t know. I guess they thought it sounded cool.u00a0
Are you the editorial writer for the Wall Street Journal?
Guy’s still breathing. C-minus.nn–L. Tilton
cow semen=bull semen deposits scraped out of cows?
It’s Wendi.nnIf you were going to bad mouth her, you should at least spell her name right.u00a0
A scene 10 years in the future, somewhere on an isolated island in the tropics:nnUnidentified male companion: “It is hot.”nnWendi Deng: “Yes.”
What the fuck is this?nHaiku is the right format.nTake this down at once.
Its important to maintain a strong pimp hand and Murdoch’s wife gave us all a look into whom wears the pants when they are at home.u00a0 nnAs a side note it was excruciatingly lame how Faber mentioned she had nice right hook.u00a0 nnPimp’s 1, Ho’s zero
Somewhere = HER isolated island in the tropics
She’s a lot younger than Rupert. u00a0I’m thinking love is not the only reason she married him.nn– AIG Quant
88 is Morse Code and old time CB talk for “Love and Kisses.”
My apologies TM.
Your name is quite apropos of your life. u00a0Sell, sell, sell…
Are you going to tell me that this is going to makeu00a0anyone stop buying the WSJ or the NY Post, or watching American Idol, The Simpsons or 20th Century Fox movies– i.e. do something to materially impact the earnings of NWS– which is what the Street actually cares about?
Golddigger protecting her investment, that’s all.
Like the one Irvine that will cut off your penis and put it in the blender??
my jizz pie.nn-a cow
Yeah, but can she expertly handle my 14″ blood sausage?
I bet all the Taylor HS cheerleaders “eat” that one up. u00a0nn-Dude who hate’s his Katy-Westlake commuteu00a0
Reference was to WSJ’s “spirited defense” of NWSA in their editorial of y’day.u00a0 An editorial that further weakened the idea of journalistic independence as well as WSJ’s reputation.u00a0 Sorry you didn’t get the reference…
Reference was to WSJ’s “spirited defense” of NWSA in their editorial of y’day.u00a0 An editorial that further weakened the idea of journalistic independence as well as WSJ’s reputation.u00a0 Sorry you didn’t get the reference…
Why would anyone think getting their face creamed is a bad thing?nLynne T
Why would anyone think getting their face creamed is a bad thing?nLynne T
check her wikipedia page (the bastion of truth, i know)… she’s been gold-digging/home-wrecking her entire adult life.
check her wikipedia page (the bastion of truth, i know)… she’s been gold-digging/home-wrecking her entire adult life.
apparently she’s married to the manager of Metallica. really.
apparently she’s married to the manager of Metallica. really.
Got the reference, just didn’t think it that clever. nnFor what it’s worth, isn’t the whole point of an *editorial* page to provide a forum in which the management of a newspaper can express their opinion on the news? Not sure what it’s supposed to be independent *of*.
Got the reference, just didn’t think it that clever. nnFor what it’s worth, isn’t the whole point of an *editorial* page to provide a forum in which the management of a newspaper can express their opinion on the news? Not sure what it’s supposed to be independent *of*.
Actually I’ve never seen his penis. I have however seen his bank account
How does it feel to be the Houston equivalent of B&T?
don’t hate the playa…
Anybody remember a few years back when somebody snuck into George Harrison’s home and attacked him with a knife. Harrison’s wife took the attacker out with a fireplace poker.
No, since the scandal is really about the Metropolitan Police and their being in bed with NI, if the pieman gets assault charges, so should the wife.u00a0 They pulled the video cuz RM probably owned the rights to it!
This is why you never give your business card to the girl at the rub ‘n tug parlour…
She must really really really really like money to go down on a fossil like him
I am totally in love with this woman…