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What Does $170,000 Get You From A “High-End” Not Irish Hooker?

Unfortunate news for those who’ve been patronizing High Class NY: the “high-end” escort serviced based in Sheepshead Bay, Brooklyn has been shut down by the Feds, who today indicted 17 people involved in the business. For those of you not intimately familiar with HCNY, it was a family affair run by husband and wife Mikhail and Bronislava Yampolsky and their sons, Alexander and Jonathan. According to Brooklyn District Attorney Charles Hynes, customers “came from the financial markets, many of them hedge fund people, with nothing but money, willing to pay enormous amounts for God knows what.” Prices ranged from $400 to $3,600 per hour, and girls of every stripe were available, though, Hynes noted somewhat smugly, no Irish girls sullied their family names by getting involved (“There were full-service options [of women]. There were Europeans, Americans, Australians and people of all races,” Hynes said. “No one Irish.”) When customers wanted to add cocaine or other paraphernalia to their order, they’d use code phrases like “I’d like a bottle of Champagne” and fork over an extra $170. What’d the guy who dropped $170,000 receive in exchange? Hynes doesn’t even want to know.

Asked what the guy got for his 170K, Hynes quipped, “God knows.” “I’m a married man. I don’t want to think about it,” Hynes added.

While at this time no customers have been charged, Hynes did say he’s “considering that,” though he’s probably willing to cut a deal with anyone who can shed some light on what it means when someone says “I’d like a bag of Franzia and boxed seats to the dog track.”

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83 Responses to “What Does $170,000 Get You From A “High-End” Not Irish Hooker?”

  1. J_Epstein says:

    All things considered, $170k woulda been a good deal.

  2. customer numero 9 says:

    dropping 170k on Bulgarian whores and mexican booger sugar is totally theu00a0NKI

  3. NakedShort says:

    I’d like a glass of tap water and a piece of toast.

  4. Anonymous says:

    A case of Smirnoff Ice, 2 goats and an order of General Tsou2019s chicken.nnIn Kazakhstan, I believe they call that a dowry.

  5. Gundlach says:

    What does 170K get you with a NON-Irish hooker? No long goodbyes, for one thing.

  6. Jackie Treehorn says:

    Those tits never get old

    • Anonymous says:

      A classic. u00a0

    • Buzz says:

      DB should just post that picture at the top of the page, hits will triple

    • Buzz says:

      DB should just post that picture at the top of the page, hits will triple

    • Margin Call says:

      Yes, Jackie, elastomer coated shell silicone implants by Mentor Corp. (JNJ) are long-lasting, seldom rupture, feel good, taste good, especially in Jersey girls like Ashley.nnAs Bess says, “BITE YOUR TONGUE”– Those now pert second bases will become even sexier in 20 years as they flatten and sag down onto Ashley’s cellulite-laden triple belly flabs, presenting your tongue with tasty, salty, Limburger cheese-like sebaceous deposits tucked in her inframammary folds (great on Ritz crackers). A Pop-the-Dom quant wood moment, if there ever was one. Talk about bell curves with thick tails.nnu00a0And UBS will rule the world from Stamford!nn— Gung Ho UBS summer intern (med. prod. futures), with glass-is-half-full optimism

    • Margin Call says:

      Yes, Jackie, elastomer coated shell silicone implants by Mentor Corp. (JNJ) are long-lasting, seldom rupture, feel good, taste good, especially in Jersey girls like Ashley.nnAs Bess says, “BITE YOUR TONGUE”– Those now pert second bases will become even sexier in 20 years as they flatten and sag down onto Ashley’s cellulite-laden triple belly flabs, presenting your tongue with tasty, salty, Limburger cheese-like sebaceous deposits tucked in her inframammary folds (great on Ritz crackers). A Pop-the-Dom quant wood moment, if there ever was one. Talk about bell curves with thick tails.nnu00a0And UBS will rule the world from Stamford!nn— Gung Ho UBS summer intern (med. prod. futures), with glass-is-half-full optimism

  7. Anonymous says:

    5 midgets spanking a man covered in thousand island dressing.

  8. Sweating Profusely says:

    On behalf of all Dealbreaker readers/commentors, I hope they don’t release the names of the customers. Traffic to the site might dry up.

    • Anonymous says:

      1. You don’t speak for me.n2. I hear that Danbury Minimum Security has excellent wifi. u00a0

      • Guest says:

        These people won’t actually be going to jail. There will, however, be some new single cougs rolling around the hamptons and wherever single cougs go in the winter.

  9. 5 Greatest Rappers of All Time says:

    I’m pretty sure a sugar cookie from Queens and Cambodian breast milk runs you $150K…lord knows what the $20K kicker fee entailed…

  10. CoveredLong says:

    “General Tso’s chicken two cans of rubber cement and a Fresca”nn…it’s not that complicated – it’s just a pissed off Chinese hooker with two Viagra and a can of Fresca (it’s really refreshing).nnNow, a purple rhino with a lemon twist and some Chablis is a completely different story.

  11. Guest says:

    Geez, I knew Spitzer was making more at CNN than he did as Gov of NY but I didn’t realize quite how much more.

  12. Anonymous says:

    No Irish?nnhttp://goo.gl/ld7dx

  13. Anonymous says:

    2 hookers in a bath tub full of Pepto Bismal + a midget + cognac + a nice faux fur couch + $165,000 in 20s to throw at the girls…true story.

  14. the truth says:

    I’m down with the no gingers and daywalkers policynn- E. Cartman

  15. Mr. Blonde says:

    A seafood platter to go from Randazzo’s

  16. Tom C says:

    The $170K Special got you a bag of coke, a 3-way with Spitzer and a nice foreclosure property just outside Phoenix.u00a0

  17. Ncncnc says:

    He received a 200% stake in UBS.n

  18. guest says:

    please be lloyd or stevie, please be lloyd or stevie, please be lloyd or stevienn-bess levin’s subconscious

    • Anonymous says:

      BITE YOUR TONGUE.

      • Confused Commenter says:

        Furiously imagining Bess biting my tongue.

      • Confused Commenter says:

        Furiously imagining Bess biting my tongue.

      • THE Italian Manager says:

        Bess: me, you and a twelve-pack of Fresca tonight.u00a0 Meet me at Minetta’s.u00a0 I’ll be usingu00a0cans of rubber cement as Shake Weights.u00a0

      • THE Italian Manager says:

        Bess: me, you and a twelve-pack of Fresca tonight.u00a0 Meet me at Minetta’s.u00a0 I’ll be usingu00a0cans of rubber cement as Shake Weights.u00a0

    • Anonymous says:

      Stevie doesn’t pay for sex, just the fleeces that he sends women home in.

  19. Guest says:

    As a married man, I don’t even want to think about all the tight young trim that was willing to fuck and suck for hours at a price equal to that of a nice dinner and show with my lovely wife. I love my wife, to whom I am indeed married, so it just disgusts me to read about the epic, totally uninhibited fuckfests, and to have to suffer through the hours of video footage and detailed witness accounts of these horny sluts taking facials, creampies, anal creampies, double creampies, and the particularly offensive “log flume.” Now, I’m happily married, so I can’t even imagine what would possess people to engage in anything-goes, hardcore fucking with a couple beautiful Eastern Europeans, maybe an Asian chick, yeah, they’ll do what you want, maybe a Latina lolita or an ebony princess, who I can only assume would be dressed as slutty schoolgirls, or cops, or secretaries, or nuns, or cheerleaders, or maids, or babysitters, or some other incredibly fuckable little outfit with no panties on, which I know would never happen within my happy marriage to my loving wife, because I mean, I certainly wouldn’t even think about that and I don’t even know why someone would ever even think about that when they are happily married and certainly have a wife.n–District Attorney

    • Anonymous says:

      On behalf of all wives in the world, I thank you for your faithfulness and restraint. What a good guy you are.

    • GuestNOW says:

      You either: nn- are about to be visited by HR,n- got the boot this morning and are posting from home, orn- work at the SECnn

      • ThereAreOtherOptions says:

        How about posting via a personal device like a Curve 9900 or IPad

        • WAY_TOO_ANAL says:

          I’m puzzled by your omission of various other hand-held devices that enable users to post comments on blogs such as Dealbreaker, Gawker, and Zerohedge.

        • WAY_TOO_ANAL says:

          I’m puzzled by your omission of various other hand-held devices that enable users to post comments on blogs such as Dealbreaker, Gawker, and Zerohedge.

        • Gentleman Trader says:

          Hey! nn-anonymous agitated european-educated 22 year old PE baller and lifelong RIMM customer.

    • That'sGoodPorn says:

      I expect the “likes” on this Post will start to roll in in about 5 minutes when the Commentariat get back from the bathroom.

    • That'sGoodPorn says:

      I expect the “likes” on this Post will start to roll in in about 5 minutes when the Commentariat get back from the bathroom.

    • Miss_viv4u says:

      To: District Attorney… If all the married men were as happily married as you are there would not be a “need” for this service. By visitingu00a0an escortu00a0does not mean you do not love your wife, it only means you are not getting satisfied at home … remember this is a service not a love affair !!n– Just saying

  20. Guest says:

    “…Mikhail and Bronislava”nGUILTYn

  21. I'm a Dude says:

    Sheepshead bay, where it all gets started

  22. people are food says:

    I want the DSK special, hold the coq au vin, the eliot spitzer with extra latkes, an order of large raj, medium heat with those delicious tandoori meat sticks (extra napkins, shit gets sloppy),u00a0nnand finally a UBS special, bring the whips and leather, no lube, pretty much I just want her to sit there for an hour or so and read this to me…..http://dealbreaker.com/2011/07/ubs-puts-hiring-on-ice/u00a0until I finish,,,,but if my face starts to turn purple, please have her take me out of the noose.

    • I'm a Dude says:

      wow, you idiots at UBS really are fucked up

    • I'm a Dude says:

      wow, you idiots at UBS really are fucked up

    • people are food says:

      sadly this probably ins’t the first time that someone has partaken in auto erotic asphyxiationu00a0while getting off to a dealbreaker articlennp.s. try looking up the proper spelling of auto erotic asphyxiation at work, shit is just as much of a thrill as the act itself. u00a0

  23. people are food says:

    I want the DSK special, hold the coq au vin, the eliot spitzer with extra latkes, an order of large raj, medium heat with those delicious tandoori meat sticks (extra napkins, shit gets sloppy),u00a0nnand finally a UBS special, bring the whips and leather, no lube, pretty much I just want her to sit there for an hour or so and read this to me…..http://dealbreaker.com/2011/07/ubs-puts-hiring-on-ice/u00a0until I finish,,,,but if my face starts to turn purple, please have her take me out of the noose.

  24. Nothanks says:

    Wow, very big pussy.nnYou can have her

  25. Nothanks says:

    Wow, very big pussy.nnYou can have her

  26. Surlyjoe says:

    Well I’ll be damned. The rich really are job creators.

  27. Surlyjoe says:

    Well I’ll be damned. The rich really are job creators.

  28. Since the meatball sandwich can’t be more than $1200, there’s room here for all kinds of books, posters, salves, instructional videos and assorted bric-a-brac.

  29. Since the meatball sandwich can’t be more than $1200, there’s room here for all kinds of books, posters, salves, instructional videos and assorted bric-a-brac.

  30. Ladder157 says:

    Hynes probably got all of the Irish lasses out of the place before they busted it.

  31. Ladder157 says:

    Hynes probably got all of the Irish lasses out of the place before they busted it.

  32. Newb says:

    Pardon my incognizance but who is that chick in the picture? u00a0I’ve seen it on here before.u00a0

    • Helpful Guest says:

      Noted hooker fucker Eliot Spitzer’s call girl Ashley Dupre.

      • Jeff Hoffman says:

        As in you, me and Dupre. On second thought, forget about you. The price? Whatever it costs to stay happily married.

  33. Newb says:

    Pardon my incognizance but who is that chick in the picture? u00a0I’ve seen it on here before.u00a0

  34. Guest says:

    $400 an hour is a steal!nn-UBS Analyst

  35. Guest says:

    $400 an hour is a steal!nn-UBS Analyst

  36. JJ says:

    $170,000 is one thing …. but Sheepshead Bay ?!?!?!?!?!?nnis he nuts !?!?!?!?!?!?

  37. Guest says:

    170k gets you a fucking maid at the Sofitel for one of your ‘friends’. Shame on you America. You have weakened the last line of defence against the Germans.nn- DSK’s lawyers.

  38. Guest says:

    From DB homepage, I read: “What Does $170,000 Get You From A “High-End” Not Irish Hooker? 32 comments”nnAs a married man, that sounds like a shaft to me.

  39. BRKa Boy says:

    $170k better get me a whole night with Liz Claman wearing the silvery purple number she wore today with the CFM pumps. nn–Uncle Warren

  40. NAS Keflavik boi says:

    "not one irish girl" — big surprise; who wants to PAY for a numb-coochied drunken whey-faced slag who just lays there with her eyes clenched shut…

  41. Guesticles says:

    Your mom says business is booming

  42. Merchant Refugee says:

    I still think Bess deserves a Pulitzer for coining the phrase "hooker fucker". That picture NEVER gets old. Merry Christmas Bess!

  43. Figure it out says:

    Maybe he just ordered 2 of the "good" ($3600/hr) girls for 24 hours? Comes to $172800.

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