Unfortunate news for those who’ve been patronizing High Class NY: the “high-end” escort serviced based in Sheepshead Bay, Brooklyn has been shut down by the Feds, who today indicted 17 people involved in the business. For those of you not intimately familiar with HCNY, it was a family affair run by husband and wife Mikhail and Bronislava Yampolsky and their sons, Alexander and Jonathan. According to Brooklyn District Attorney Charles Hynes, customers “came from the financial markets, many of them hedge fund people, with nothing but money, willing to pay enormous amounts for God knows what.” Prices ranged from $400 to $3,600 per hour, and girls of every stripe were available, though, Hynes noted somewhat smugly, no Irish girls sullied their family names by getting involved (“There were full-service options [of women]. There were Europeans, Americans, Australians and people of all races,” Hynes said. “No one Irish.”) When customers wanted to add cocaine or other paraphernalia to their order, they’d use code phrases like “I’d like a bottle of Champagne” and fork over an extra $170. What’d the guy who dropped $170,000 receive in exchange? Hynes doesn’t even want to know.

Asked what the guy got for his 170K, Hynes quipped, “God knows.” “I’m a married man. I don’t want to think about it,” Hynes added.

While at this time no customers have been charged, Hynes did say he’s “considering that,” though he’s probably willing to cut a deal with anyone who can shed some light on what it means when someone says “I’d like a bag of Franzia and boxed seats to the dog track.”

NYC Prostitution Ring Busted [NYP]

Comments (83)

  1. Posted by J_Epstein | July 20, 2011 at 8:08 PM

    All things considered, $170k woulda been a good deal.

  2. Posted by customer numero 9 | July 20, 2011 at 8:11 PM

    dropping 170k on Bulgarian whores and mexican booger sugar is totally theu00a0NKI

  3. Posted by NakedShort | July 20, 2011 at 8:15 PM

    I’d like a glass of tap water and a piece of toast.

  4. Posted by Anonymous | July 20, 2011 at 8:19 PM

    A case of Smirnoff Ice, 2 goats and an order of General Tsou2019s chicken.nnIn Kazakhstan, I believe they call that a dowry.

  5. Posted by Gundlach | July 20, 2011 at 8:19 PM

    What does 170K get you with a NON-Irish hooker? No long goodbyes, for one thing.

  6. Posted by Jackie Treehorn | July 20, 2011 at 8:21 PM

    Those tits never get old

  7. Posted by Anonymous | July 20, 2011 at 8:21 PM

    5 midgets spanking a man covered in thousand island dressing.

  8. Posted by Sweating Profusely | July 20, 2011 at 8:33 PM

    On behalf of all Dealbreaker readers/commentors, I hope they don’t release the names of the customers. Traffic to the site might dry up.

  9. Posted by 5 Greatest Rappers of All Time | July 20, 2011 at 8:33 PM

    I’m pretty sure a sugar cookie from Queens and Cambodian breast milk runs you $150K…lord knows what the $20K kicker fee entailed…

  10. Posted by CoveredLong | July 20, 2011 at 8:36 PM

    “General Tso’s chicken two cans of rubber cement and a Fresca”nn…it’s not that complicated – it’s just a pissed off Chinese hooker with two Viagra and a can of Fresca (it’s really refreshing).nnNow, a purple rhino with a lemon twist and some Chablis is a completely different story.

  11. Posted by NakedShort | July 20, 2011 at 8:37 PM

    if youre talking about Chablis on ice you are one twisted mother fucker

  12. Posted by Guest | July 20, 2011 at 8:37 PM

    Geez, I knew Spitzer was making more at CNN than he did as Gov of NY but I didn’t realize quite how much more.

  13. Posted by Anonymous | July 20, 2011 at 8:38 PM

    No Irish?nnhttp://goo.gl/ld7dx

  14. Posted by Anonymous | July 20, 2011 at 8:41 PM

    2 hookers in a bath tub full of Pepto Bismal + a midget + cognac + a nice faux fur couch + $165,000 in 20s to throw at the girls…true story.

  15. Posted by the truth | July 20, 2011 at 8:43 PM

    I’m down with the no gingers and daywalkers policynn- E. Cartman

  16. Posted by Mr. Blonde | July 20, 2011 at 8:43 PM

    A seafood platter to go from Randazzo’s

  17. Posted by Tom C | July 20, 2011 at 8:44 PM

    The $170K Special got you a bag of coke, a 3-way with Spitzer and a nice foreclosure property just outside Phoenix.u00a0

  18. Posted by Ncncnc | July 20, 2011 at 8:44 PM

    He received a 200% stake in UBS.n

  19. Posted by Guest | July 20, 2011 at 8:45 PM

    Anyone else think its funny that NakedShort responded to CoveredLongnn- Guy who finds humor in stupid things

  20. Posted by guest | July 20, 2011 at 8:45 PM

    please be lloyd or stevie, please be lloyd or stevie, please be lloyd or stevienn-bess levin’s subconscious

  21. Posted by Anonymous | July 20, 2011 at 8:47 PM

    A classic. u00a0

  22. Posted by Anonymous | July 20, 2011 at 8:48 PM

    BITE YOUR TONGUE.

  23. Posted by Anonymous | July 20, 2011 at 8:53 PM

    Stevie doesn’t pay for sex, just the fleeces that he sends women home in.

  24. Posted by Anonymous | July 20, 2011 at 8:55 PM

    I see no humor in itnn- Short Covered Putn

  25. Posted by Anonymous | July 20, 2011 at 9:04 PM

    1. You don’t speak for me.n2. I hear that Danbury Minimum Security has excellent wifi. u00a0

  26. Posted by Guest | July 20, 2011 at 9:05 PM

    As a married man, I don’t even want to think about all the tight young trim that was willing to fuck and suck for hours at a price equal to that of a nice dinner and show with my lovely wife. I love my wife, to whom I am indeed married, so it just disgusts me to read about the epic, totally uninhibited fuckfests, and to have to suffer through the hours of video footage and detailed witness accounts of these horny sluts taking facials, creampies, anal creampies, double creampies, and the particularly offensive “log flume.” Now, I’m happily married, so I can’t even imagine what would possess people to engage in anything-goes, hardcore fucking with a couple beautiful Eastern Europeans, maybe an Asian chick, yeah, they’ll do what you want, maybe a Latina lolita or an ebony princess, who I can only assume would be dressed as slutty schoolgirls, or cops, or secretaries, or nuns, or cheerleaders, or maids, or babysitters, or some other incredibly fuckable little outfit with no panties on, which I know would never happen within my happy marriage to my loving wife, because I mean, I certainly wouldn’t even think about that and I don’t even know why someone would ever even think about that when they are happily married and certainly have a wife.n–District Attorney

  27. Posted by Anonymous | July 20, 2011 at 9:06 PM

    I’ll take 3 fried chickens and a coke.

  28. Posted by Guest | July 20, 2011 at 9:09 PM

    “…Mikhail and Bronislava”nGUILTYn

  29. Posted by Anonymous | July 20, 2011 at 9:15 PM

    On behalf of all wives in the world, I thank you for your faithfulness and restraint. What a good guy you are.

  30. Posted by GuestNOW | July 20, 2011 at 9:15 PM

    You either: nn- are about to be visited by HR,n- got the boot this morning and are posting from home, orn- work at the SECnn

  31. Posted by ThereAreOtherOptions | July 20, 2011 at 9:20 PM

    How about posting via a personal device like a Curve 9900 or IPad

  32. Posted by I'm a Dude | July 20, 2011 at 9:22 PM

    Sheepshead bay, where it all gets started

  33. Posted by That'sGoodPorn | July 20, 2011 at 9:23 PM

    I expect the “likes” on this Post will start to roll in in about 5 minutes when the Commentariat get back from the bathroom.

  34. Posted by That'sGoodPorn | July 20, 2011 at 9:23 PM

    I expect the “likes” on this Post will start to roll in in about 5 minutes when the Commentariat get back from the bathroom.

  35. Posted by people are food | July 20, 2011 at 9:25 PM

    I want the DSK special, hold the coq au vin, the eliot spitzer with extra latkes, an order of large raj, medium heat with those delicious tandoori meat sticks (extra napkins, shit gets sloppy),u00a0nnand finally a UBS special, bring the whips and leather, no lube, pretty much I just want her to sit there for an hour or so and read this to me…..http://dealbreaker.com/2011/07/ubs-puts-hiring-on-ice/u00a0until I finish,,,,but if my face starts to turn purple, please have her take me out of the noose.

  36. Posted by people are food | July 20, 2011 at 9:25 PM

    I want the DSK special, hold the coq au vin, the eliot spitzer with extra latkes, an order of large raj, medium heat with those delicious tandoori meat sticks (extra napkins, shit gets sloppy),u00a0nnand finally a UBS special, bring the whips and leather, no lube, pretty much I just want her to sit there for an hour or so and read this to me…..http://dealbreaker.com/2011/07/ubs-puts-hiring-on-ice/u00a0until I finish,,,,but if my face starts to turn purple, please have her take me out of the noose.

  37. Posted by Nothanks | July 20, 2011 at 9:29 PM

    Wow, very big pussy.nnYou can have her

  38. Posted by Nothanks | July 20, 2011 at 9:29 PM

    Wow, very big pussy.nnYou can have her

  39. Posted by Surlyjoe | July 20, 2011 at 9:29 PM

    Well I’ll be damned. The rich really are job creators.

  40. Posted by Surlyjoe | July 20, 2011 at 9:29 PM

    Well I’ll be damned. The rich really are job creators.

  41. Posted by WAY_TOO_ANAL | July 20, 2011 at 9:31 PM

    I’m puzzled by your omission of various other hand-held devices that enable users to post comments on blogs such as Dealbreaker, Gawker, and Zerohedge.

  42. Posted by WAY_TOO_ANAL | July 20, 2011 at 9:31 PM

    I’m puzzled by your omission of various other hand-held devices that enable users to post comments on blogs such as Dealbreaker, Gawker, and Zerohedge.

  43. Posted by InfiniteGuest | July 20, 2011 at 9:36 PM

    Since the meatball sandwich can’t be more than $1200, there’s room here for all kinds of books, posters, salves, instructional videos and assorted bric-a-brac.

  44. Posted by InfiniteGuest | July 20, 2011 at 9:36 PM

    Since the meatball sandwich can’t be more than $1200, there’s room here for all kinds of books, posters, salves, instructional videos and assorted bric-a-brac.

  45. Posted by Guest | July 20, 2011 at 9:36 PM

    some of us pay extra for such things

  46. Posted by Guest | July 20, 2011 at 9:36 PM

    some of us pay extra for such things

  47. Posted by Buzz | July 20, 2011 at 9:37 PM

    DB should just post that picture at the top of the page, hits will triple

  48. Posted by Buzz | July 20, 2011 at 9:37 PM

    DB should just post that picture at the top of the page, hits will triple

  49. Posted by I'm a Dude | July 20, 2011 at 9:41 PM

    wow, you idiots at UBS really are fucked up

  50. Posted by I'm a Dude | July 20, 2011 at 9:41 PM

    wow, you idiots at UBS really are fucked up

  51. Posted by Ladder157 | July 20, 2011 at 9:46 PM

    Hynes probably got all of the Irish lasses out of the place before they busted it.

  52. Posted by Ladder157 | July 20, 2011 at 9:46 PM

    Hynes probably got all of the Irish lasses out of the place before they busted it.

  53. Posted by Confused Commenter | July 20, 2011 at 9:53 PM

    Furiously imagining Bess biting my tongue.

  54. Posted by Confused Commenter | July 20, 2011 at 9:53 PM

    Furiously imagining Bess biting my tongue.

  55. Posted by Guest | July 20, 2011 at 10:33 PM

    These people won’t actually be going to jail. There will, however, be some new single cougs rolling around the hamptons and wherever single cougs go in the winter.

  56. Posted by Newb | July 20, 2011 at 10:46 PM

    Pardon my incognizance but who is that chick in the picture? u00a0I’ve seen it on here before.u00a0

  57. Posted by Newb | July 20, 2011 at 10:46 PM

    Pardon my incognizance but who is that chick in the picture? u00a0I’ve seen it on here before.u00a0

  58. Posted by Guest | July 21, 2011 at 12:54 AM

    You sick fuck.

  59. Posted by Guest | July 21, 2011 at 12:54 AM

    You sick fuck.

  60. Posted by UBS Trader | July 21, 2011 at 12:58 AM

    Just consulting Investopedia.u00a0 Hahaha!

  61. Posted by UBS Trader | July 21, 2011 at 12:58 AM

    Just consulting Investopedia.u00a0 Hahaha!

  62. Posted by THE Italian Manager | July 21, 2011 at 1:08 AM

    Bess: me, you and a twelve-pack of Fresca tonight.u00a0 Meet me at Minetta’s.u00a0 I’ll be usingu00a0cans of rubber cement as Shake Weights.u00a0

  63. Posted by THE Italian Manager | July 21, 2011 at 1:08 AM

    Bess: me, you and a twelve-pack of Fresca tonight.u00a0 Meet me at Minetta’s.u00a0 I’ll be usingu00a0cans of rubber cement as Shake Weights.u00a0

  64. Posted by Helpful Guest | July 21, 2011 at 1:11 AM

    Noted hooker fucker Eliot Spitzer’s call girl Ashley Dupre.

  65. Posted by Guest | July 21, 2011 at 1:35 AM

    $400 an hour is a steal!nn-UBS Analyst

  66. Posted by Guest | July 21, 2011 at 1:35 AM

    $400 an hour is a steal!nn-UBS Analyst

  67. Posted by JJ | July 21, 2011 at 1:39 AM

    $170,000 is one thing …. but Sheepshead Bay ?!?!?!?!?!?nnis he nuts !?!?!?!?!?!?

  68. Posted by Margin Call | July 21, 2011 at 2:28 AM

    Yes, Jackie, elastomer coated shell silicone implants by Mentor Corp. (JNJ) are long-lasting, seldom rupture, feel good, taste good, especially in Jersey girls like Ashley.nnAs Bess says, “BITE YOUR TONGUE”– Those now pert second bases will become even sexier in 20 years as they flatten and sag down onto Ashley’s cellulite-laden triple belly flabs, presenting your tongue with tasty, salty, Limburger cheese-like sebaceous deposits tucked in her inframammary folds (great on Ritz crackers). A Pop-the-Dom quant wood moment, if there ever was one. Talk about bell curves with thick tails.nnu00a0And UBS will rule the world from Stamford!nn— Gung Ho UBS summer intern (med. prod. futures), with glass-is-half-full optimism

  69. Posted by Margin Call | July 21, 2011 at 2:28 AM

    Yes, Jackie, elastomer coated shell silicone implants by Mentor Corp. (JNJ) are long-lasting, seldom rupture, feel good, taste good, especially in Jersey girls like Ashley.nnAs Bess says, “BITE YOUR TONGUE”– Those now pert second bases will become even sexier in 20 years as they flatten and sag down onto Ashley’s cellulite-laden triple belly flabs, presenting your tongue with tasty, salty, Limburger cheese-like sebaceous deposits tucked in her inframammary folds (great on Ritz crackers). A Pop-the-Dom quant wood moment, if there ever was one. Talk about bell curves with thick tails.nnu00a0And UBS will rule the world from Stamford!nn— Gung Ho UBS summer intern (med. prod. futures), with glass-is-half-full optimism

  70. Posted by Jeff Hoffman | July 21, 2011 at 3:05 AM

    As in you, me and Dupre. On second thought, forget about you. The price? Whatever it costs to stay happily married.

  71. Posted by people are food | July 21, 2011 at 12:25 PM

    sadly this probably ins’t the first time that someone has partaken in auto erotic asphyxiationu00a0while getting off to a dealbreaker articlennp.s. try looking up the proper spelling of auto erotic asphyxiation at work, shit is just as much of a thrill as the act itself. u00a0

  72. Posted by Some Guy | July 21, 2011 at 12:59 PM

    You’re as weird as they get

  73. Posted by Gentleman Trader | July 21, 2011 at 1:41 PM

    Hey! nn-anonymous agitated european-educated 22 year old PE baller and lifelong RIMM customer.

  74. Posted by Guest | July 21, 2011 at 2:34 PM

    170k gets you a fucking maid at the Sofitel for one of your ‘friends’. Shame on you America. You have weakened the last line of defence against the Germans.nn- DSK’s lawyers.

  75. Posted by Guest | July 21, 2011 at 5:43 PM

    From DB homepage, I read: “What Does $170,000 Get You From A “High-End” Not Irish Hooker? 32 comments”nnAs a married man, that sounds like a shaft to me.

  76. Posted by BRKa Boy | July 22, 2011 at 1:11 AM

    $170k better get me a whole night with Liz Claman wearing the silvery purple number she wore today with the CFM pumps. nn–Uncle Warren

  77. Posted by Miss_viv4u | July 23, 2011 at 10:44 AM

    To: District Attorney… If all the married men were as happily married as you are there would not be a “need” for this service. By visitingu00a0an escortu00a0does not mean you do not love your wife, it only means you are not getting satisfied at home … remember this is a service not a love affair !!n– Just saying

  78. Posted by NAS Keflavik boi | August 10, 2011 at 11:51 AM

    "not one irish girl" — big surprise; who wants to PAY for a numb-coochied drunken whey-faced slag who just lays there with her eyes clenched shut…

  79. Posted by Guesticles | October 3, 2011 at 4:18 PM

    Your mom says business is booming

  80. Posted by Merchant Refugee | December 21, 2011 at 3:14 PM

    I still think Bess deserves a Pulitzer for coining the phrase "hooker fucker". That picture NEVER gets old. Merry Christmas Bess!

  81. Posted by Figure it out | January 17, 2012 at 8:34 PM

    Maybe he just ordered 2 of the "good" ($3600/hr) girls for 24 hours? Comes to $172800.

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