Yesterday afternoon, Judge Richard Holwell agreed to postpone the sentencing for Raj Rajaratnam until September 27. While the news that he’ll have another two months free before heading to prison for what could be 25 years is surely a relief to the Galleon founder, it’s a serious amount of pressure to put on one summer.
While he often strives to make each June/July/August the best one ever, this one must be the ultimate, as it’s going to be the last for a very long time. Knowing that Raj loves a good time, especially if it includes paying someone to get tased for his amusement, midgets or chicks in spandex, any suggestions as to what should be on his list of must do’s this year?
Rajaratnam Sentencing Is Delayed [Dealbook]
I’m trying to put together a solid insider trading/Ponzi combo lead-in that would let me end it with the phrase “Weekend at Bernie’s”, but I’m not quite there.
Maybe he should get a new Profile Pic. The bench has to run deeper than that one we have seen 50 times now…
why on earth would bess ever use a different picture from that one? it’s the best part of my day.
Rent a room at the Sofitel they are very accomodating!
If they were my last 2 months, I would spend them swimming back to Sri Lanka.
Whatever you do, don’t run and hide in Pakistan
-The Ghost of OBL
“THIS is my vacation, Richard.”"You’re doing time, Raj.”
“I’m doing the time… Of my LIFE!”
Get his ass to Sri Lanka!
the summer of Raj? he’ll probably become DSK’s dating assistant, play a little frolf in the park and then end up slipping on some invitations and go to the hospital.
Anal Kegel exercises
-Inmate #24601
it moves when Bess likes my posts..
he should blow sue herrera.
He should do the honorable thing and kill himself.
Raj-Raj goes in to talk to Madoff for tips, finds out he’s dead, smuggles him out, only place he can hide is DSK’s pad…. #DuhWinning!
this picture screams “heyyyyyyy” so fuck you
whatever he does this summer, he should always wear a buttplug to make sure that his asshole is nice and prepped….
This is the worst comment ever since the last worst comment ever.
Form “massive aggregations of tens of thousands of individuals on rocky beaches or outcrops,” during the late summer months along with the rest of the walruses.
Watch his step for invitations on staircases.
- George
You’re late.
Disregard…..my joke was alraedy made.
- Ashamed
Come on down the shore! We got room in da house….Snookie needs some new up in her…
Too Japanese.
serious question -assuming he still commands considerable means, why doesnt he just flee the country
-NattyLAX
Raj: Make me ugly! Do it!
Raj (Gupta): But Raj…
would watch
He should go to Sri Lanka with Rajat Gupta. And both should be shot between the years by the LTTE.
Alternately Rajat Gupta can escape to Nigeria where his son in law is from. He can get sanctuary there.
And take Anil Kumar with them.
He should go to Sri Lanka with Rajat Gupta. And both should be shot between the years by the LTTE.
Alternately Rajat Gupta can escape to Nigeria where his son in law is from. He can get sanctuary there.
And take Anil Kumar with them.
Damn right. All you brown Indians STINK of CURRY.
In my time Indians never made it beyond 711 like Apu in the Simpsons. Or gas station clerks. They deserve no better.
Now these Indians / Asians are running around Wall Street squeezing out us WASPs who built these institutions. And these inferior races are destroying trust and law with their fancy ivy-league degrees.
Let’s bring back the Protestant ethic.
Mr. John Priestly Prescott IV
Blue-blooded WASP for life
It’s like being “knighted” isn’t it…..
We’d love to have Raj come to Minnesota where we’re open for business!
Make it last 16 years!!!!!
James “whitey” Bulger
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Finally, someone who understands.
Dartmouth WASP
“Turn those machines back on! Get those brokers back in here!”
You need to learn how to better use your period, like PMCO.
I recommend hopping a plane TO Bangkok.
Little known fact: RR is an expert at Pranayama yoga; look it up.
Best course of action:
Hone skills for 3-day mission;
Report early for prison;
Go all Sumatran Tiger on the processing clerks=Get tazed;
Fake heart attack;
Play dead and buried;
Done deal in 3-5 days
It’s what Ken Lay did…anywho…
It’s even better when she creates a tag based on your comment. I split my desk in half..
Too soon…….
-Association of Honest, Profitable Former Enron Employees
his head is HUGE
I’m thinking Christophe Lambert as DSK, Alan Rickman as Bernie [going with or against type, your choice], The Rock as Gupta and dude from H&Kgo2WC in a fat suit as Raj.
Oscar Winner or merely perfection?
[N.b. I will be doing the only rapey on set. Deal? I am looking for investors]
Since we’re the ones running it, you best check with us before you decide to chance anything on Wall Street.
Senior Tribe’s Man
The Tribe
I suspect that will be one of RR’s first comments on Sept. 28th………..
Switzerland is nice this time of year, and for the next 25 years.
Learn self defense and get as much tail as he can, money keeps you safe in the jiont leeches always willing tosellprotection, just never overpay for it. Otherwise you have to be willing to fight if you must and remember biting and kicking is allowed because their are no rule, it’s just staying alive until the CO’s come. Oh, open an Amazon account for material to keep you busy while your in the hole after your first fight.
Relax pal they just think they are getting ahead but they are really just giving head.
He is not a 1st Year analyst anymore….
At Chennai airport, just saw a bunch of Raj-Raj look-alikes board the plane to NY.
I saw him at Axe Lounge in Southampton this weekend.
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