Update: And “Excited for $2 gas” is our winner with 10990 at 12:30! EF2G, get in touch to claim your prize.
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Hey look, we’re down over 500. Think we can double that or will Maria Bartiromo, from her desk at the stock exchange, bring us back through sheer force?
Call the close. Standard Price Is Right Rules, closest without going over, final guesses in by 3:45. Winner will receive your choice of an ‘I violently heart Dealbreaker’ button, a visit from The Sandwich Fairy tomorrow, or restricted shares in LightSquared

You're god damn right I will!
-MB
4:00PM EST
Dogs and cats living together!!
EDT
10989
420, Bob
Maria wishes she could go down 500 points. It would be a goddamn miracle.
-Weight Watchers Quant
10,500…
13,400 if I was hosting.
- Erin Burnette
1089.88
Bringing it back baby.
Dow closes down 244 (11,166)
that is, 10989.88
Being illiquid doesn't look so bad now, does it?
- Phil F.
$1
10898.22
12500 darlin, da market will rebound whacha wittin foh
Amateurs….
-D. Gartman, Oracle
10990
10922
My +1 was for the handle….
EATing out is fun!
9,900
I bid $1 Bob
-Shanequa from Compton…COME ON DOWN!!
36D
- Beamers Erection Quant
$2 Bob
-Dick
11,000
10,800
-Felton Grabder
International Monetary Fund
11,400
- Da Bernank is loadin' up the chopper as we speak
11,170
11384
The really bad days are always on Fridays!
-36
- T Durden
10896
I'll submit my answer after the close and then tell you "I knew we would close here, just like I predicted the earthquake in Japan. You should subscribed to my newsletter"
P.S. I sold all my gold, I'll talk about that when it drops below my sale price, but for now, let's not mention it
11266.36
10,938
Dow 11,105
11,000.00
11199.50
A- The market doesn't close, technically speaking, because it gets suspended by a – 30% circuit breaker before 4.
unch-ed.
11050
10983.46
11024
Only Douchebags follow the Dow.
-S&P rating manager, index securities
The price is wrong, bitch
10666
1107.4
if i win, will Bess deliver the LightSquared shares with Wilbur ???
Depends on what kind of sandwich you want.
WWIII.
10,924.86
1,159 SPX
11,899 INDU
Mass hysteria
Kitchen closes at 10:00pm tonight!
- UBS MD
That's easy. The market will close at 4:00pm NY time which is also known as Eastern Standard Time (EST). If you are using the world clock, it is 21:00 Greenwich Mean Time because NYC is GMT-5. That is 1pm Pacific Time.
But ….I will have another couple donuts first.
Aren't we on daylight savings time wiseass?
He probably failed his exam.
Lights on, 4pm EDT, shades open, bell ringing, bent over a antique ottoman, knees rug burned.
the dow will close at 10,980!
EATing out is fun!
-Chinese Restaurant
11,010
Getting excited about spending $40 on gas instead of $60 is the NKI…
HINT:
http://blogs.wsj.com/marketbeat/2011/08/18/50th-b…
"President Obama’s 50th birthday on Aug. 4 saw a 500-point decline in the Dow. Today is Tim Geithner’s 50th."
Are the lightsquared shares fungible with a roll of charmin? I'm looking to maximize utility in case I win.
BB on negative watch.
Damnit you took mine! 10,899
1132.75 T-shrt size L please
10,869
DOW 10,700
Twelveteen
- Burt Reynolds
11100
10900
11,915 – Should I post it on Twitter?
A Weiner
10982
10849.49
10,824.8
-Big Bucks, No Wammies
11,101
12 inches…
Gundlach
11,048.93
11024.99
10,909
10985.5
11 034.41
Dow: 11100
SnP: 1150
10940…..the sandwich fairy can deliver my ginger nut cakes
10,782.93….
10,942. Thanks, Europe.
when is the cut-off time?
mommmmyyyyyyyy
- J Paulson
Whatever the number, it's not my fault
10850 – 21/32
-fixed income for life
11,902.10
-Dylan
Hey rod roddy….thanks for swiping my number. Weak.
10,949.86
10942.99
11093
10816
11,011.12
> 9000
10935
10,867
10,962
1,139
10940
10895
10875
Shit, fuck, cock, balls!
10905.01
i won't order a BLT…
How do I get that S&P number you guys are talking about?
- UBS Head Prop Trader
Good work, N.
10990.8
Congrats!
-D. Gartman
10990.58
Gartman, is that you?
When is Bernanke's birthday? I need to research this "short" thing of which you speak.
-Villanova MBA from the Tempur-Pedic ad
In one
$1
Bam. Nice.
Bess can I trade my LightSquared holdings for a "I violently heart Dealbreaker" button?
shaken no stirred!