Just a quick programming note for those of you who failed to mark it down on your calendars: please be advised that tomorrow is George Soros’ birthday (his 81st to be exact).
Since this year’s “birthday week” got a kick in the pants earlier today, it would be nice if you could go the extra mile to show him you care. There will be a pound sterling-shaped piñata at the Soros office as usual but this time we need to do more. Since it’s often difficult to come up with gifts for people who seemingly have everything they could want, we suggest symbolic gestures that would probably mean a lot. A currency he could have his way with. A small share in the “one that got away,” The Washington Nationals. A new lamp. These are just jumping off points- better suggestions are welcome at this time.
Dear George,
Happy Birthday. Nice Bitch Tits!
I don't think he'll make it.
The best gift to get someone who has every thing would be some thing he would like to eat.
Board shorts
Nine 9-year-olds.
-Eggstein
holy shit, i was going to comment on the bathing suit until i noticed the hat.
c'mon george, a woman's full coverage hat?
he cant even get her to wear a bikini for a $2mm apt? she can forget about the 50mm
And a cover up…please.
How about a monogrammed peanut shell and a rubber band to hold his package?
You just can't unsee certain things….
The $50MM was for me to agree to shave my 'moustache'. He complained about somehow not beign able to get a boner…
- Adriana
being
i think its actually a swim diaper
It …moved?
-Fan of the Golden Girls
Your muffin top looks really hot crowning your moose knuckles, George.
Let's chip in and get him Viagra so he doesn't have to piss on his shoes.
wood he or woody?
You should loan him your bikini top. That's a 2-for-1…less of him, more of you.
if anyone remembers (or even heard of) Vic Niederhoffer – former head trader at Soros, who blew up twice after he went on his own, he writes in his book on the very first page in the Preface when speaking of Soros frolicking on the beach in a bikini brief :
" The size of the bathing apparel is inversely proportionate to wealth and age"
His tits are way bigger
Lesson for you young whippersnappers,
Despite having a body that resembles a bag of milk, at my age penis size is irrelevant. Just buy really tight bathing suits, cram your huge sack in there, and voila…looks like a huge package.
-G Soros
My nuts are in a bunch just looking at this, and I'm naked.
those tits never get old
A UBSer still at the office?
I'm thinking more one of those 1920's things that cover everything between the knees, the neck and the elbows. Maybe embroidered with little arrow-cross and hammer-and-sickle emblems to remind him of the Magyarorszag of his boyhood.
Unfortunately the only thing Niederhoffer will be remembered for is producing daughters with amusing names.
Who lost on this trade? Old man with money or gold-digger?
I’d like you to meet my niece.
I can’t resist a man who wears a hat and buys me a penthouse.
Cover me in oil dahling and don’t get oil on my hat.
Wish senile George Soros (used to be Schwartz) a happy JEWISH Birthday. Help him celebrate with his Jewish Birthday with his Muslim Brotherhood buddies (that hate all Jews) that he paid to start the Occupy Riots.
RIOTS => OBAMA MARTIAL LAW DICTATORSHIP => SUSPEND THE CONGRESS AND THE CONSTITUTION => SOROS OWNS AMERICA