• 19 Aug 2011 at 12:00 PM

Howard Stern Has A Dream That Involves Leon Black Asking Him Why, If He Hasn’t Been Drinking, Does His Breath Smell Like Beer?

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“Leon throws some good parties, because Leon’s worth like twenty gazillion, like twenty billion or something crazy, and for him, you know, a billion dollars is like ten dollars to us,” Mr. Stern said on his Monday show on SiriusXM Radio, following Black’s 60th birthday party in Southampton. Mr. Black sits on the company’s board…Mr. Black had his backyard transformed into a faux nightclub setting, constructing a wooden deck over his swimming pool and building a tent for Mr. John’s concert. After a buffet of crab cakes and steak, partygoers sat on couches with big puffy pillows. They watched Mr. Black’s four grown children deliver touching toasts to their father, including a poem by the youngest son. “Oh, I wish I was Leon Black’s child,” Mr. Stern said on Monday. [Dealbook]

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Comments (18)

  1. 1
    Posted by m antionette | August 19, 2011 at 12:13 PM

    let them eat cake

  2. 2
    Posted by Oblong | August 19, 2011 at 12:14 PM

    Mr. Black? Wasn't he the one who had his ear cut off?

  3. 3
    Posted by geoffgeoffgeoff | August 19, 2011 at 12:20 PM

    Mr. Stern – examine your motives.

    -FCC Quant

  4. 4
    Posted by Observe From Afar | August 19, 2011 at 12:27 PM

    Mr. Stern, were you able to get Mrs. Black to ride the Sybian?

    – curious guest not invited to the party

  5. 5
    Posted by Chiarb | August 19, 2011 at 12:28 PM

    Still pissed at Black fucking me in the United Rentals LBO in 08

    Arb still licking wounds from 2008

  6. 6
    Posted by Guest | August 19, 2011 at 12:29 PM

    I wish you were J Gundlach's child

    - Guy thinking about how savage the Howard Stern Show would be…

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | August 19, 2011 at 12:31 PM

    i think i'd go with adopted son. being an obnoxiously rich and entitled douche would be fun but having that morbidly obese set of genes would eventually weigh on my psyche

  8. 8
    Posted by Non-Entity HF Mngr | August 19, 2011 at 12:34 PM

    Cue the populist cunt parade.

  9. 9
    Posted by Guest | August 19, 2011 at 12:39 PM

    I think missed it

    - J. Cramer

  10. 10
    Posted by Thing Corrector | August 19, 2011 at 12:41 PM

    Correction: Let them eat crab cakes.

  11. 11
    Posted by Guest | August 19, 2011 at 12:46 PM

    Wait, Howard Stern is still on the air somewhere?

  12. 12
    Posted by Governor | August 19, 2011 at 1:03 PM

    "In 2009, at a Christie’s auction, he(Black) paid about $47 million for a chalk drawing by Raphael of a woman’s head." See this guy is a job creator. I'm not sure who this Raphael fella is but, I'm sure he's glad Obama hasn't taken all his money.
    -Rick Perry

  13. 13
    Posted by CurrencyTrader | August 19, 2011 at 1:05 PM

    Why does this witch-looking subhuman drivel still have thoughts about anything except why he is still on air. The only value this guy could possibly add is having Lynn Tilton come by and suffocate him to death with her massive boobs.

  14. 14
    Posted by Pitchfork Trader | August 19, 2011 at 1:18 PM

    Few Observations –
    1. HS more similar to LB than you may think: both have made fortunes off the middle/lower classes
    2. Schumer is a POS and can always be counted on to be annoying/self-inserted into various affairs
    3. Taxes need to be raised on incomes over $3m/yr, progressively, where, e.g., those making $5m/yr are minimally increased while $50m/yr are taxed big -like 60% federal.
    4. Aforementioned tax changes need to be as uniform as possible among G20s

  15. 15
    Posted by Rahodeb | August 19, 2011 at 1:42 PM

    Oh fuck off you sack of shit. What a crock of mindless drivel.

  16. 16
    Posted by Alf | August 19, 2011 at 1:43 PM

    I think you will find the following link most useful.
    http://www.euthanasia.com

    Godspeed.

  17. 17
    Posted by Guest | August 19, 2011 at 5:30 PM

    Better his son than his father

  18. 18
    Posted by Bristol Airport Hotels | April 19, 2012 at 8:43 PM

    dgJDrv A round of applause for your article post.Much thanks again.

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