Back in January, Lenny Dykstra was accused of sexually harassing his housekeeper, who claimed that LD forced her to “give him oral sex on Saturdays.” At the time, Dykstra scoffed at the allegations, telling a reporter that he was the victim of extortion and “If she was assaulted on Saturdays, I’m a ballerina dancer on Sundays.” Charges were never filed (prosecutors cited a lack of evidence), which Nails apparently took as a sign that this kind of interaction with your cleaning lady is not in fact frowned upon and continued spending his weekends dancing Swan Lake on Sundays after dropping trou in various maids’ faces on Saturdays.

Lenny Dykstra has been charged with indecent exposure for allegedly exposing himself to women responding to his ads on Craigslist. The newest charges stem from multiple reported incidents over three years, the attorney’s office said. There was one report from 2009, three in 2010 and reports from February and April of this year. In each incident, the release said, Dykstra allegedly placed an ad on Craigslist requesting personal assistant or housekeeping services. The release said that when the women met Dykstra, he allegedly informed the women the job required them to give a massage, and allegedly exposed himself to them. According to a release from the Los Angeles City Attorney’s office, Dykstra was charged with two counts and could face up to six months in jail and a $1,000 fine for each count.

If anyone’s got some cash on hand, he’s good for it.

Dykstra Charged With Indecent Exposure [LATimes]

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  1. Posted by VonSloneker | August 26, 2011 at 9:38 AM

    Call in sick on Saturdays…duh

  2. Posted by dsk | August 26, 2011 at 9:45 AM


    Call me bro


  3. Posted by Guest | August 26, 2011 at 9:50 AM

    I don't know what craigslist is, but fair warning if Lenny asks you to grab a pack of Redman and meet him in the trainer's room.

    – 1989 Mets locker room attendant

  4. Posted by Shawn | August 26, 2011 at 9:51 AM

    His newsletter buyers took it in the arse every day, so I'm not quite sure what the big deal is here.

  5. Posted by Financial_Servicer | August 26, 2011 at 10:00 AM

    '93 Phillies – it's been a long ride to the bottom but I don't think we're there yet.

  6. Posted by Nailz6 | August 26, 2011 at 10:18 AM

    That's baller.

    – UBS Analyst

  7. Posted by Backdoor_Bess | August 26, 2011 at 10:38 AM

    telling overweight hispanic non-english speaking maids to 'clean your undercarriage' is the NKI

  8. Posted by B. Lumbergh | August 26, 2011 at 10:41 AM

    Mmm, yeah, I'm going to need you to come in on Saturdays

  9. Posted by guest | August 26, 2011 at 10:59 AM

    I hear Arnold's last maid is looking for a new gig but, it will have to pay well seeing as now she is getting some income from her ex boss but, she is more than willing to catch a few new "tadpoles" from any rich donor.

  10. Posted by Guest | August 26, 2011 at 11:13 AM


    We may have something for you, but I can't take Twizzler IOUs. Call if interested.

    -The Crazy Cleaners Czech guy

  11. Posted by Bob Morris | August 26, 2011 at 11:13 AM

    Just when you think he can't be more of a dirt-bag…

  12. Posted by Peter | August 26, 2011 at 11:39 AM

    Is that Lenny’s O-face?

  13. Posted by Guest | August 26, 2011 at 11:56 AM

    How do you think he got the nickname "nails"?

    Think verb, not noun.

  14. Posted by Wimpy | August 26, 2011 at 12:17 PM

    "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a BJ today…"

  15. Posted by Louis Winthorpe III | August 26, 2011 at 12:28 PM

    Bess, LD's been in the news enough that we might want to consider including his middle name going forward– Leonard Kyle Dykstra. Always with the three names.

  16. Posted by The Truth | August 26, 2011 at 12:35 PM

    All these bitches are snitches

    – DSK

  17. Posted by One of the Greats | August 26, 2011 at 12:39 PM

    "Name's Lenny. Leonard for short."

  18. Posted by JJC | August 26, 2011 at 12:50 PM

    He's still one of the great ones. – JJC

  19. Posted by J Cramer - CNBC | August 26, 2011 at 12:51 PM

    Leonard is short for retard. Lenny is short for tard.

    – oops, did I say that out loud?

  20. Posted by The Lyrical Gangsta | August 26, 2011 at 1:44 PM

    Wait…this is illegal?

    – Tiger Woods

  21. Posted by Models Milf | August 26, 2011 at 2:03 PM

    What category do I – I mean – did he use on Cragslist for the posting?

  22. Posted by 25th Hour Trader | August 26, 2011 at 2:39 PM

    In this economy, we need to stop criticizing people who create jobs like Mr. Dykstra.

    -Mr. Dykstra's attorney who received a briefcase full of twizzlers for a retainer along with a handwritten note that merely reads "I'll get ya the rest when I'm out, bro".

  23. Posted by Curious Georeg | August 26, 2011 at 4:15 PM

    On a related matter, is it prostitution if the check doesn't clear?

  24. Posted by House of Pain | August 26, 2011 at 8:47 PM

    I wonder what Cramer regrets more: recommending BSC before the shit hit the fan or endorsing Nails before his shit hit the floor?

  25. Posted by GMain | August 27, 2011 at 12:03 PM

    Should change his name to Dickstra…

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