• 23 Aug 2011 at 11:28 AM

Marc Faber: Trust No One!

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Not the Fed, America, your cash flow-draining girlfriends, banks, paper, gold ETFs. Get your hands on some real, physical gold, put it in “a safe deposit box ideally outside the US, in various locations- Switzerland, Singapore, Hong Kong, Australia, Canada,” lay low and wait for his signal.

Related: Marc Faber Will Steal Your Girlfriend After He’s Done Rifling Through Your Shit And Insulting Your Commodities Picks

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Comments (15)

  1. 1
    Posted by Dennis Gartman | August 23, 2011 at 11:58 AM

    I sold my gold position then went on CNBC and told the world what I did. 20 minutes later it began its move up and hasnt looked back. I knew it was going to do that, but i just wanted to see how many people listen to me.

  2. 2
    Posted by trojan_ | August 23, 2011 at 12:04 PM

    the swiss are renowned for their handling of other people's gold deposits in post-turmoil environments

  3. 3
    Posted by Ooooh Yeah | August 23, 2011 at 12:10 PM

    I don't trust Marc Faber.

    /Guy who reads between the lines

  4. 4
    Posted by VonSloneker | August 23, 2011 at 12:16 PM

    Idiot. Everyone knows that in financial armagedon roshambo gun beats gold…

  5. 5
    Posted by Purewater | August 23, 2011 at 12:24 PM

    WTF is with these stupid sound effects everytime they show one of their stupid charts?

  6. 6
    Posted by PermaGuestII | August 23, 2011 at 12:41 PM

    Yep!

    -A. Shickelgrueber
    Villa Adolfo
    Paraguay

  7. 7
    Posted by minus 1 | August 23, 2011 at 12:50 PM

    Its the same sound that Larry Kudlow hears when he flushes his toilet

  8. 8
    Posted by Guest | August 23, 2011 at 2:52 PM

    Good choices. Hong Kong — Communist dictatorship leveraged on Chinese money laundering, Singapore — Authoritarian dictatorship leveraged on Indonesian money laundering. Canada, leveraged on the struggling US consumer and Australia leveraged on Chinese money laundering.

    This is almost as good as suggesting people buy farm land in Uruguay. Almost

  9. 9
    Posted by CDNguest | August 23, 2011 at 4:02 PM

    I'll keep your gold for you. No problem.

  10. 10
    Posted by Dungarees at UBS | August 23, 2011 at 4:20 PM

    #8, west coast of canada is also predicated upon chinese money laundering

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | August 23, 2011 at 10:01 PM

    500 24kt 1oz Maples(check), 1000 rounds of ss109(check), 10 30rd magazines loaded in the "bug out bag" (check), gassed up Jeep Rubicon(check), MRE's(check) and a Sig Sauer 556 topped with an ACOG, the NKI! What EFFING Delta/Beta or other Crap I don't haf to worry about no stinking MF'n DELTA!

  12. 12
    Posted by Michelle | August 24, 2011 at 5:53 PM

    "Marc Farber"

  13. 13
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  15. 15
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