Meanwhile, CNBC reports that the “DSK press conference was interrupted” by the quake.

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  1. Posted by PermaGuestII | August 23, 2011 at 2:38 PM

    Paging Dennis Gartman…

  2. Posted by Guest | August 23, 2011 at 2:38 PM

    Just wait and see what will happen if you continue to investigate LB

    - God, GS Chairman Emeritus

  3. Posted by Quaker | August 23, 2011 at 2:42 PM

    KEEP TRADING!!!! KEEP TRADING!!!! DO NOT LEAVE THE FLOOR!!!

  4. Posted by Texashedge | August 23, 2011 at 2:43 PM

    避難する?ホモ

    -ゴールドマン東京オフィス

  5. Posted by Nick Cage CFA | August 23, 2011 at 2:44 PM

    Reposted for her safety

    Protect Bess! Protect Bess, my god her inbox is a god damn national treasure!

  6. Posted by anon | August 23, 2011 at 2:45 PM

    It moved

  7. Posted by Cut Me | August 23, 2011 at 2:45 PM

    God was obviously pissed about the Richmond report and how he positioned for the day due to that report.

  8. Posted by Ray Finkle | August 23, 2011 at 2:48 PM

    This post/thread had a lot of potential.

  9. Posted by guest | August 23, 2011 at 2:50 PM

    Ignore it. Maria went out for her afternoon walk.

  10. Posted by Guest | August 23, 2011 at 2:55 PM

    I heard New Jersey was destroyed.

    Can this be confirmed?

    - Guy who's not sure if you would be able to tell the difference

  11. Posted by Guest | August 23, 2011 at 2:56 PM

    Get back to work

  12. Posted by Horatio | August 23, 2011 at 2:58 PM

    Anybody else still feeling it?

    -not wearing pants

  13. Posted by Guest | August 23, 2011 at 2:58 PM

    I thought it was going to be at 3PM…

    - UBS Research Analyst

  14. Posted by early_hominid | August 23, 2011 at 3:03 PM

    DSK took advantage of the momentary confusion to drop trou and further commingle his DNA with random New Yorkers/objects by dry humping an ADA, a photographer, Vance's lectern and a wastebasket.

  15. Posted by Guest | August 23, 2011 at 3:03 PM

    I thought the lambs blood over the door at 200 West was a bit strange…

  16. Posted by inlovewithpmco | August 23, 2011 at 3:06 PM

    as long as pmco is safe i do not care

  17. Posted by Guest | August 23, 2011 at 3:10 PM

    Pussies.

    - reader from California

  18. Posted by Dennis Gartman | August 23, 2011 at 3:11 PM

    Obviously NOBODY read my newsletter this morning!

  19. Posted by Ray Finkle | August 23, 2011 at 3:12 PM

    Middle Market!

    -Reader from NYC

  20. Posted by Guest | August 23, 2011 at 3:16 PM

    I know the feeling

    - Matt Levine

  21. Posted by inlovewithpmco | August 23, 2011 at 3:18 PM

    get a grip, you guys go don't know how to react when it rains

  22. Posted by Biff | August 23, 2011 at 3:18 PM

    excellent! It's about time!!!

  23. Posted by woohoo | August 23, 2011 at 3:21 PM

    IT MOVVVEEEDDDDD!!!!!

  24. Posted by Guest | August 23, 2011 at 3:21 PM

    Wow! Who would have thought that the Rothchilds and Goldsteins are tougher than the Vinnys?

    - MOT who has worked at both places

  25. Posted by B&T Trader | August 23, 2011 at 3:24 PM

    Dont worry forlks, that was just Obama's approval rating hitting ROCK BOTTOM!

  26. Posted by Guest | August 23, 2011 at 3:24 PM

    Yeah! We know how to handle earthquakes AND rain up here….

    - PNW Reader

  27. Posted by Guess | August 23, 2011 at 3:28 PM

    Mother nature? Fuck her!

    -Clifford S. Asness

  28. Posted by Dick Grasso | August 23, 2011 at 3:38 PM

    -The floor has been evacuated for quite a few years now!

  29. Posted by Guest | August 23, 2011 at 3:39 PM

    I'm now 54.4533% certain there wil be an earthquake on the east coast on 8.23.11 before noon.

    -UBS Quant

  30. Posted by Guest | August 23, 2011 at 3:42 PM

    …. by having the highest suicide rate in the country?

    - happy and dry in California

  31. Posted by davidrusso | August 23, 2011 at 3:53 PM

    Glad the complex evac plan worked on the 3 traders and 1 busted hooker still on the floor of the NYMEX.

  32. Posted by Guest | August 23, 2011 at 4:04 PM
  33. Posted by FKApmco | August 23, 2011 at 4:35 PM

    Thanks darling. I was at the dentist and he was drilling. Thus, earthquake not noticed by me.

    PS Nitrous oxide is an excellent gas

  34. Posted by The Guy down 2 cubes | August 23, 2011 at 5:17 PM

    グーグルの素敵な使用は、翻訳する。

    だけ英語を知っている – 人

  35. Posted by Cut Me | August 23, 2011 at 5:20 PM

    Sure…dentisit drilling…yeah..I believe that…

  36. Posted by The Guy down 2 cubes | August 23, 2011 at 5:22 PM

    Wait… how do we know you're not the same person?

  37. Posted by pmcoNeedsToStay@69 | August 23, 2011 at 5:42 PM

    We are not. Trust me.

  38. Posted by Texashedge | August 23, 2011 at 5:48 PM

    I mean…do you have a keyboard that can do all that?

  39. Posted by CurrencyTrader | August 23, 2011 at 7:01 PM

    Middle Market in finance, primary market in hot blondes.

    -reader from San Francisco

  40. Posted by 25th Hour Trader | August 23, 2011 at 7:12 PM

    As soon as I felt the trembling, I immediately threw myself on top of the potted plants.

    -GS back office employee who doesn't want or expect any recognition b/c "everybody else would've done the same thing".

  41. Posted by TruthisTruth | August 23, 2011 at 7:41 PM

    ニューヨークは新しい東京です。 あなたが原子炉を爆発させるのを楽しんでください!

  42. Posted by FinnHopKee | August 24, 2011 at 2:39 AM

    Can't wait till the parting of the Hudson or East River, when LB leads GS staff to the promised land.

  43. Posted by Guest | August 24, 2011 at 9:11 AM

    In London…?

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