Shia LaBeouf was escorted out of the LA opening of The Box nightclub by security Friday night after a confrontation with a pal of shock rocker Marilyn Manson [after LaBeouf “picked up a water bottle…and started spitting it all over his tablemates, including Marilyn Manson“]. The “Transformers” star “exchanged terse words with a friend of Manson’s, who lunged over the table at Shia, and Shia lunged back. “Two security guards led Shia out holding his hands behind his head. Outside, he fell onto a barricade. Swearing, he picked himself up and ran off.” Despite numerous witnesses at the party, also attended by Jon Hamm, Lindsay Lohan and Chelsea Handler, Shia’s rep said: “[He] actually left the club early as planned … he went to see one of the bands performing in the showcase and left after they finished … exiting through a crowded room was apparently misinterpreted. No altercation occurred.” [NYP, earlier]

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  1. Posted by Guest | August 30, 2011 at 2:00 PM

    Graphic headline.

  2. Posted by slainwaxwing | August 30, 2011 at 2:02 PM

    Off the record (and very hush hush), I can tell you that Lohan was quoted as saying, "That is one crazy bitch."

  3. Posted by VonSloneker | August 30, 2011 at 2:04 PM

    The Box Nightclub: "It's easy to get in – it's hard to get out"

    -Gordon G.

  4. Posted by SLJ | August 30, 2011 at 2:06 PM

    I'd be embarrassed to be seen with that, too.

  5. Posted by Latke Salad | August 30, 2011 at 2:12 PM

    I didn't know how many bouncers it would take to throw me out of the box that night…but I knew how many they were going to use….two.

  6. Posted by minus 1 | August 30, 2011 at 2:12 PM

    anyone else thing that picture looks like an extension of a prince albert carabiner kina thing goin on there

  7. Posted by Mexi_Cant | August 30, 2011 at 2:13 PM

    That's a HUGE DICK!

    -Ping Capital Admin

  8. Posted by zoroz | August 30, 2011 at 2:15 PM

    I am not sure these are his keys hanging out

  9. Posted by DingALing | August 30, 2011 at 2:19 PM

    Actually, the guy he had an altercation with was an IRS agent pressuring him to pay up on the alleged $360,000 return on investment he made during the making of WS2. Looks like he's grown out a beard to dodge the establishment (and got a perm…?)

  10. Posted by Alpha_Bets | August 30, 2011 at 2:26 PM

    IMHO, the better joke is on the facial pubis.

  11. Posted by Backdoor_Bess | August 30, 2011 at 2:27 PM

    That's okay, I was pissed and got into some trouble after I failed L2 of CFA Exam for the third time.

    ~ Mr. Easy Way Out, CAIA

  12. Posted by Guest | August 30, 2011 at 2:28 PM

    Who wears a carabiner?

  13. Posted by AlphaGekko | August 30, 2011 at 2:40 PM

    Marilyn Manson not being the craziest person in his entourage is the NKI

  14. Posted by The Joy Luck Club | August 30, 2011 at 2:45 PM

    Nice beaver.

  15. Posted by box=notspecial | August 30, 2011 at 2:50 PM

    "Wait?! I thought that this was the "f*ck you" room?"

  16. Posted by Chabad House Barber | August 30, 2011 at 2:53 PM

    There are two beards in that photo. My seeing them ushered in a period of self-discovery for me when I realized I wanted to pound both of them, each in her own way.

  17. Posted by Real_AltEST | August 30, 2011 at 3:03 PM

    If you're not inside, you're outside.

  18. Posted by Middle Earth CFA | August 30, 2011 at 3:05 PM

    Hobbit fucker.

  19. Posted by Nailz6 | August 30, 2011 at 3:13 PM

    Matt didn't have any Shia performance reporting for us?

  20. Posted by lady | August 30, 2011 at 3:18 PM

    stop drawing attention to yourself bro.


  21. Posted by ISayIsai | August 30, 2011 at 3:23 PM

    Skinny Jeans and a Beard is the NKI

  22. Posted by Backdoor_Bess | August 30, 2011 at 4:20 PM

    cross between Jimmy Fallon and 'Ted' from How I Met Your Mother???

  23. Posted by seaman bodine | August 30, 2011 at 4:21 PM

    Spawn of River Phoenix and Bob Dylan

  24. Posted by Thespian Cum Trader | August 30, 2011 at 4:42 PM

    Thanx for the new handle, bessalina!

    – Liquid Commodities Guy

  25. Posted by DSK | August 30, 2011 at 4:55 PM

    With a credible source like Lidsay Lohan testifying against you, Shia, you better prep for some jail time.

  26. Posted by Bodyguard#1 | August 30, 2011 at 5:05 PM

    This is what happens when you f*ck a stranger in the ass!

  27. Posted by wantingbeard | August 30, 2011 at 5:39 PM


  28. Posted by A. Dupree | August 30, 2011 at 6:49 PM

    I was just easy. Worked out for me.

  29. Posted by kenny_lingus | August 30, 2011 at 6:51 PM

    Did he lose a knuckle or two from his bird finger? Maybe he can fashion a new one from his girlfriend's excess adam's apple.

  30. Posted by I'm a Dude | August 30, 2011 at 7:43 PM

    jumping over the desk to have a fistfight and strangle someone? now he's a real trader

  31. Posted by IamDanLoeb | August 30, 2011 at 11:06 PM

    He was probably pissed that he went into the weekend net short, realized it at the party after it was eating him up and just had to 'flip out'

  32. Posted by MeVC | August 31, 2011 at 1:55 AM

    uh-huh-huh …. she said "cum"


  33. Posted by Guest | August 31, 2011 at 10:33 AM

    yes and total douche

  34. Posted by REI Quant | August 31, 2011 at 12:37 PM

    I have several on me.

    -Guy who regularly climbs Mt. Hood

  35. Posted by Middle Office Loser | October 20, 2011 at 7:17 PM

    Put out an APB for Tater Salad.