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Thou Shalt Not Continue To Fuck Up My Portfolio!

Zzzzzt!  Bank of America Tower gets zapped by lightning with the Empire State Building looking on
The Bank of America tower getting hit by lighting last night. [NYCisMyMuse via AdrienneCarter]

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26 Responses to “Thou Shalt Not Continue To Fuck Up My Portfolio!”

  1. PermaGuestII says:

    Too bad Mozilo and Lewis weren't on the roof.

  2. Rick Perry says:

    That's what we do back in Texas to kids who commit treason.
    –Rick Perry

    • Gen. Sherman says:

      You know, you're lucky that I didn't go after your treasonous asses marching with fire to the coast…. we all know what happened to GA….

  3. Guest says:

    Well that's a good omen if I've ever seen one.

    New 3 month price target on BAC: $45.

    – UBS Equity Research

  4. E & J Gallo says:

    Must be the Guy Upstairs redeeming his Spirit Points

  5. Dennis Gartman says:

    I knew that was going to happen

  6. guest says:

    they obviously aren't doing God's work

    -lloyd

  7. Jimmy Johnson says:

    That's not lightning. It's just the hourly Sprint Cup series points updates they get beamed in from Charlotte.

  8. Spirit P&L says:

    I thought God's portfolio was at Goldman?

  9. VonSloneker says:

    Among the Countrywide assets was the Moz's lightning powered tanning bed

  10. minus 1 says:

    Falcone really has no Idea what this Light Squared Company is capable of does he.

  11. The Observer says:

    He's been struck by lightning… how many times has it been now, Reg?
    S-s-s-s-s-s-s-six…
    Six times?
    S-s-s-six-six-six-six-six-six-sixty-sixty-six times. In-n-n-n-n-n-n-In-n-n-n-n-n-n-In-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n the head!
    Sixty six times? God, that's gotta hurt.

  12. whowhawhen says:

    God, it's Ken Lewis. Can you hear me

  13. BeckyBootFan says:

    Ohhhh, Rat FARTS!!!

    – Man who's not just a man, but a Bishop, for God's sake!

  14. DingALing says:

    Ken Lewis actually wasn't that bad of a CEO. That place would be a lot more stable if he was still there.

  15. Guest says:

    Picture or it didn't happen. Wait, what?

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