• 19 Aug 2011 at 10:53 AM

Thou Shalt Not Continue To Fuck Up My Portfolio!

By Bess Levin

Zzzzzt! Bank of America Tower gets zapped by lightning with the Empire State Building looking on
The Bank of America tower getting hit by lighting last night. [NYCisMyMuse via AdrienneCarter]

Comments (26)

  1. 1
    Posted by PermaGuestII | August 19, 2011 at 11:12 AM

    Too bad Mozilo and Lewis weren't on the roof.

  2. 2
    Posted by Rick Perry | August 19, 2011 at 11:15 AM

    That's what we do back in Texas to kids who commit treason.
    –Rick Perry

  3. 3
    Posted by Guest | August 19, 2011 at 11:16 AM

    Well that's a good omen if I've ever seen one.

    New 3 month price target on BAC: $45.

    - UBS Equity Research

  4. 4
    Posted by E & J Gallo | August 19, 2011 at 11:20 AM

    Must be the Guy Upstairs redeeming his Spirit Points

  5. 5
    Posted by Dennis Gartman | August 19, 2011 at 11:21 AM

    I knew that was going to happen

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | August 19, 2011 at 11:25 AM

    they obviously aren't doing God's work

    -lloyd

  7. 7
    Posted by Jimmy Johnson | August 19, 2011 at 11:31 AM

    That's not lightning. It's just the hourly Sprint Cup series points updates they get beamed in from Charlotte.

  8. 8
    Posted by Alf | August 19, 2011 at 11:33 AM

    -1 for the wrong Jimmie Johnson.

    – Guy who had the misfortune of being forced to go to a NASCAR race and learned things against his will

  9. 9
    Posted by Spirit P&L | August 19, 2011 at 11:37 AM

    I thought God's portfolio was at Goldman?

  10. 10
    Posted by VonSloneker | August 19, 2011 at 11:42 AM

    Among the Countrywide assets was the Moz's lightning powered tanning bed

  11. 11
    Posted by Guest | August 19, 2011 at 11:43 AM

    -1 for sharing that misfortune with the rest of us, dick

  12. 12
    Posted by minus 1 | August 19, 2011 at 11:47 AM

    Falcone really has no Idea what this Light Squared Company is capable of does he.

  13. 13
    Posted by Dick Petty | August 19, 2011 at 11:48 AM

    Other than that, how are things going Mr. Dale Earnhart, Jr?

  14. 14
    Posted by Guest | August 19, 2011 at 11:52 AM

    Was the guy thoughtful enough to call you the next day?

  15. 15
    Posted by The Observer | August 19, 2011 at 11:56 AM

    He's been struck by lightning… how many times has it been now, Reg?
    S-s-s-s-s-s-s-six…
    Six times?
    S-s-s-six-six-six-six-six-six-sixty-sixty-six times. In-n-n-n-n-n-n-In-n-n-n-n-n-n-In-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n the head!
    Sixty six times? God, that's gotta hurt.

  16. 16
    Posted by whowhawhen | August 19, 2011 at 12:10 PM

    God, it's Ken Lewis. Can you hear me

  17. 17
    Posted by BeckyBootFan | August 19, 2011 at 12:11 PM

    Ohhhh, Rat FARTS!!!

    - Man who's not just a man, but a Bishop, for God's sake!

  18. 18
    Posted by Guest | August 19, 2011 at 12:24 PM

    Yahweh keeps it at Goldman. God prefers good episcopalians like J.P. Morgan.

  19. 19
    Posted by DingALing | August 19, 2011 at 12:46 PM

    Ken Lewis actually wasn't that bad of a CEO. That place would be a lot more stable if he was still there.

  20. 20
    Posted by Lord Humongous | August 19, 2011 at 2:38 PM

    FTW

  21. 21
    Posted by Gen. Sherman | August 19, 2011 at 2:55 PM

    You know, you're lucky that I didn't go after your treasonous asses marching with fire to the coast…. we all know what happened to GA….

  22. 22
    Posted by pazzo83 | August 19, 2011 at 2:59 PM

    - UBS Analyst

  23. 23
    Posted by Guest | August 19, 2011 at 3:37 PM

    Picture or it didn't happen. Wait, what?

  24. 24
    Posted by guest | August 19, 2011 at 3:58 PM

    -1 for not enjoying your time at NASCAR.

  25. 25
    Posted by HungryIntern | August 19, 2011 at 4:12 PM

    please tell me you are being sarcastic bc if you are not may Yahweh have mercy on your soul.

  26. 26
    Posted by Guest | August 19, 2011 at 4:33 PM

    You have a lot to learn

    - UBS MD

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