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Dominique Strauss-Kahn Is Tons Of Fun Except When He’s Trying To Rape You

This is according to one of his best buds.

Karl Lagerfeld: “I love DSK. I love his wife. They are great people and when they came back to Paris I sent them flowers…They all do it in the political world. They get horny from politics, from power. And he had unbelievable charms. He is really charming. He’s fun, he’s great. He’s a sweet guy—as long as you’re not a woman.”

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18 Responses to “Dominique Strauss-Kahn Is Tons Of Fun Except When He’s Trying To Rape You”

  1. AIG Quant via LEH says:

    wow

  2. David says:

    I think Mrs. Lagerfeld might beg to differ.

  3. Guest says:

    With friends like these who needs rape accusers.

  4. Bob says:

    Mrs. Lagerfeld? Lol.

  5. guest says:

    Hey David, Lagerfeld is queerer than Liberace. Unless you mean his mother.

  6. Charlie G says:

    David said Mrs. Lagerfeld

  7. Einhorn says:

    Maybe DSK likes to bat lefthanded sometimes. Lagerfeld is a poofster

  8. Guest says:

    When you're an arrogant SOB rapist, I guess you kinda have to scrape the bottom of the barrel for "best buds".

  9. Golden Boy says:

    What an obvious coverup. Everyone knows that Karl Lagerfeld is a 32 degree mason and is hell bent on helping the powers that be take the price of gold down.

    -Tyler Durden

  10. Guest says:

    Don't hate. Future rape victims need love too. That's where I come.

    DSK.

  11. Louis CK says:

    What are you supposed to do when you want to fuck a woman and they won't let you? Not fuck them? That would be absurd.

  12. Bubba says:

    South Park needs to create an episode about the old geezer..a la Sadaam

  13. Gues says:

    He looks like the count from Sesame Street. One cleaning lady, two cleaning ladies HAHAHAHA

  14. Mugatu says:

    Lagerfeld is a hack! I'd never befriend such scum!

  15. DingALing says:

    He looks like the early version of "Jabba The Hut" before Lucas decided to make him a slug.

  16. MDLN says:

    Lagerfeld, whatever your choice in clothing, is OLD, OLD toast. Whether he likes DSK and his sad wife, or not, is SO useless. Maybe we should ask …shit…what's his name…Pierre…shit…what's his name;;;the guy that sells ties and lighters….Cardin?…get a life…in this century.

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