“Bring me my purse, Chris.”

[2:05 is where she really starts to get going not really feigning anger at all]

Comments (52)

  1. Posted by pazzo83 | September 30, 2011 at 3:41 PM

    Trying to prop up an insolvent bank by nickel and diming its customers is the NKI.

  2. Posted by CoveredLong | September 30, 2011 at 3:43 PM

    She's really not going to like the $15 replacement card fee.

  3. Posted by Guest | September 30, 2011 at 3:44 PM

    Nice to see unbiased impartial reporting……..

  4. Posted by Texashedge | September 30, 2011 at 3:47 PM

    The big loser in all this? Chris.

  5. Posted by Ball Buster | September 30, 2011 at 3:48 PM

    Just opportunistically increased to $35

    - BofA board.

  6. Posted by Marketing Guru | September 30, 2011 at 3:48 PM

    Fair and balanced, baby. Fair and balanced.

  7. Posted by suckmesideways | September 30, 2011 at 3:50 PM

    first time I ever saw a woman pull out her card, first time I ever saw a woman pull out her card, mark today's date on the calendar…mark today's date on the calendar…

  8. Posted by Backdoor_Bess | September 30, 2011 at 3:50 PM

    Looks like I will have to go one day a month without a delicious Subway sandwich.

    There goes my waist line……..

    ~ Jared

  9. Posted by ShortNaked | September 30, 2011 at 3:50 PM

    I dont know how he was able to even get those jeans on.

  10. Posted by Backdoor_Bess | September 30, 2011 at 3:51 PM

    What if my balance is under $5??

    ~ Nails

  11. Posted by suckmesideways | September 30, 2011 at 3:51 PM

    i hate the new DB posting software

  12. Posted by 2whale2whale | September 30, 2011 at 3:53 PM

    Charging your employees $5 to use the restroom is actually the NKI.

    -constipated UBS Toiletries Quant

  13. Posted by Guest | September 30, 2011 at 3:54 PM

    Why not simply use a credit card, pay the balance each month, and collect the air miles or cash rebate.

    The only time I've ever used debit was if I needed cash back and didn't feel like stopping at an ATM. I'll simply go back to stopping by the bank that I pass to and from work each day.

  14. Posted by J.W. Bobbitt | September 30, 2011 at 3:55 PM

    I hate to think of how she showed her husband what she thinks of his foreskin.

  15. Posted by pazzo83 | September 30, 2011 at 3:55 PM

    UBS employees actually have $5?

  16. Posted by C. Gasparino | September 30, 2011 at 3:56 PM

    I hit that.

  17. Posted by Hm. | September 30, 2011 at 4:00 PM

    Tina! Bring Me The Axe!

    -Mommy Dearest Preparing To Protest At Bryant Park

  18. Posted by Dr Scholl's | September 30, 2011 at 4:00 PM

    Why not kill yourself?

  19. Posted by Guest | September 30, 2011 at 4:00 PM

    I'm sorry, the being poor fee is $37/mo. Thanks for you business!

    -Brian

  20. Posted by Guest | September 30, 2011 at 4:01 PM

    I don't think she knows what the word "cap" means

  21. Posted by Guest | September 30, 2011 at 4:01 PM

    You're new here aren't you.

  22. Posted by Cut Me | September 30, 2011 at 4:02 PM

    Cutting up your interns debit card is the NKI.

  23. Posted by Chris | September 30, 2011 at 4:04 PM

    Ha-ha you're checking out Chris in his skinny jeans

  24. Posted by That Guy | September 30, 2011 at 4:05 PM

    Whoa.

    Shit just got real.

  25. Posted by K. Adoboli | September 30, 2011 at 4:05 PM

    we use the company credit card to piss, usually adds up to about $2B a year

  26. Posted by Guest | September 30, 2011 at 4:05 PM

    Imagine the DRAMA if Robert Stephens had cut up his father's BAC debit card. Off white pullovers from the GAP from now on.

  27. Posted by 2_Small_2_Bail | September 30, 2011 at 4:05 PM

    That Citi flag waving in the wind at the end looked so regal.

    - Vickers

  28. Posted by Bobby Stephens | September 30, 2011 at 4:08 PM

    That's the bank! That's the bank!

  29. Posted by Guest | September 30, 2011 at 4:10 PM

    One month in the future….

    charging more for a debit card than the value of a share on the market is the NKI

  30. Posted by The Truth | September 30, 2011 at 4:11 PM

    spoken like a true fat cat

    - BHO

  31. Posted by Chris | September 30, 2011 at 4:21 PM

    Ooooh, might want to wrap it up from now on. Sorry Chuck.

  32. Posted by Jay | September 30, 2011 at 4:25 PM

    There's a blonde joke in there somewhere.

  33. Posted by ByronLong | September 30, 2011 at 4:25 PM

    Yup, hobos investing in UBS coffee-cups is an emerging market….

  34. Posted by TheodoreBallgamePhD | September 30, 2011 at 4:37 PM

    This guy is funny. Like a brain aneurysm.

  35. Posted by C Gasparino | September 30, 2011 at 4:41 PM

    So is wearing red jackets that make you look bottom heavy.

    *wink. You know what I like.

  36. Posted by P Bateman | September 30, 2011 at 4:47 PM

    5 dollars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  37. Posted by FKApmco | September 30, 2011 at 5:06 PM

    Did you hear the one about the blonde who cut up her debit card because she had maxed it out?

  38. Posted by NowOnePerson | September 30, 2011 at 5:13 PM

    Do tell…

  39. Posted by Guest | September 30, 2011 at 6:20 PM

    Slore

  40. Posted by bogey4 | September 30, 2011 at 6:28 PM

    I was just praying for the box of condoms to fall out of her bag…

  41. Posted by PMCO's Toy | September 30, 2011 at 7:22 PM

    More like a 10 inch dildo.

  42. Posted by Ballin | September 30, 2011 at 7:26 PM

    Does anyone know if Primerica plans on implimenting this as well?

  43. Posted by Ken Lewis | September 30, 2011 at 10:15 PM

    Bank of America sucks

  44. Posted by beekay | October 1, 2011 at 11:42 AM

    best comment I've seen so far

  45. Posted by Carlotta | October 2, 2011 at 10:04 PM

    I think a *lot* of people are going to show BOA what they think. They are going to vote with their feet and say sayanara.

  46. Posted by Not Me | October 3, 2011 at 7:49 AM

    With each cut, I could hear the protesters on Wall Street cheering.

  47. Posted by Guest | October 3, 2011 at 8:20 AM

    Cool story, brah.

  48. Posted by Guest | October 3, 2011 at 9:28 AM

    Maybe you have different opinion

  49. Posted by Oar mun | October 3, 2011 at 11:34 AM

    Thanks suzie, i think you need some cock.

  50. Posted by nachocheese | October 3, 2011 at 12:37 PM

    If you look closely, she is actually cutting up a Chuck E. Cheese Club Card

  51. Posted by jimmy two times | October 3, 2011 at 2:58 PM

    I'm gonna get the papers get the papers.

  52. Posted by Brave Little Toaster | October 7, 2011 at 2:47 AM

    I wasnt sure how much makeup she had caked on until she dated herself to the truman administration with the free toaster anecdote.

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