Oh, did someone say 10,000? That’s embarrassing. Number is actually more like 40,000.
Bank of America Corp. officials have discussed eliminating roughly 40,000 positions during the first wave of a restructuring that Chief Executive Brian Moynihan is expected to discuss Monday, said people familiar with the plans. The numbers aren’t final and could change. The restructuring would reduce the bank’s work force over a period of years. In fact, Mr. Moynihan may not discuss a job-cut number during next week’s presentation at the Barclays Capital 2011 Global Financial Services Conference in New York.
The planned personnel reductions at the largest U.S. lender by assets are part of an overhaul known as “Project New BAC,” after the Charlotte, N.C., bank’s ticker symbol. The 51-year-old Mr. Moynihan is trying to bolster profits amid concerns about Bank of America’s exposure to the slowing U.S. economy and a slew of mortgage-related losses and lawsuits…With Project New BAC, the bank hopes to make a strong statement to Wall Street about its commitment to getting leaner, these people said. Rivals such as J.P. Morgan Chase & Co., the second-largest lender in the U.S., operate with far fewer people.
Anyway, sorry for the mix-up! You know how it is. Glad we’re all on the same page now.

TBTF or TBTC (To Big To Count)?
Brian may as well plan on a nice long Christmas vacation with the family. He's out of BAC by year end for sure. Total incompetence……
The robots can do their jobs… and cheaper too!
haha, fooled you!
- Lord Helmet
Yeah, no. Who do you think is going to take the job? It took them months of begging to get someone to take over for Ken Lewis (who introduced BM as CEO by saying he took the job "no one wanted").
Obviously you guys missed my giant pep rally last night.
Awkwaaarrrd!!!
Jobs that create jobs from jobs to jobs, in fact we will get Steve Jobs his job back
-Job
Hmm spend our money on purchasing defunk creditors with toxic debt or keep our employees around?
Decisions, decisions…
This nugget of a job title is from LinkedIn:
Senior Vice President Online Products, Co-Head Southeastern Region eCommerce Global Wealth Management User Experience Team, Merrill Lynch Pierce Fenner & Smith a division of Bank of America Private Wealth Management.
There may be some fat here to cut.
I would like to suggest my good friend Nails. Hes good with others money.
- J. Cramer
Get a life
yeesh. crack wise about PJ's markers while you're at it…
Defunky!
-The Bunch
aw did that hurt?
+1234
Haha!
Bank of Amerillwide was the beginning, now it's moved out of the basement, it's called Project New BAC.
The final step of Project New BAC, is a name change to Bank of Charlotte.
Bank Of America Is Fine!
-not jim cramer, not a fan of his work, but love the car people.
Even Shitty is Better than BAC – now thats embarassing
Time for Bryan to spend a weekend at Boone's Farm. Call me, ok?
K. Lewis
Lynchburg, TN
We should pass it now?
you got fired. big deal. pick up your skirt, grab the fleshy patch where your balls used to be, and join us at franklin templeton.
Was a good move making your speech on Thursday during the opening night of the NFL instead of the day before when nothing was going on.
Trust me, it's not always easy being Job.
Is it me or does the look on Bryans face say "I really have no idea wtf I'm doing"
That's the kind of combination an idiot would have on his luggage…
The look on Bryan's face says "I really have no idea wtf I'm doing," but the hair says "and that means I'll make a great senator from NC once I get canned"
anyone surprised after what the irish did to the banks in their own countries?
Did somebody say handjob? Are you and MD?
-Aspiring IB Analyst
HR better break out all of their most comfortable "fuck-me" boots… it's gonna be a long one.
Did you just demote him to "Bryan-with-a-Y"?
in retrospect, i probably should've used "keep firing, @ssholes" instead. damn it.
- the OP who feels regret
Obama tried to schedule his speech for Wednesday – the GOP didn't want to move the candidate debate that took place on Wednesday.
If Mumbles Moynihan attempts to fire you but you can't understand a word he is saying (except the we serve three customers speech) are you legally fired? Can I get a ruling on this?
Good point, but 60 million people watched NOLA at Green Bay. I'da gone with Tuesday if not Wednesday.
after 3 years of preparation, those two days were really the extra prep time he needed though
Are you suggesting that one SVP head the Online Products Southeastern Region eCommerce Global Wealth Management User Experience Team, Merrill Lynch Pierce Fenner & Smith a division of Bank of America Private Wealth Management?
Madness!
- Current Co-Head/guy with 50-50 chance (above average!) of losing his job
judging by the quality of this post, you were probably fired a long time ago and haven't realized, please turn in your red stapler on your way out
Too: Hard To Spell?
Na na-na na NAAA na. My Zombie is doing GREAT. Solid as a rock! Nothin wrong with my Zombie.
I know that dude, he"s the SVPOPCHSREGWMUET in the Atlanta office!
ha funny. streetofwalls .com has some analysts talking about what happened as they lived through it. it is pretty ugly
Good Job Brian for fucking up MY company!
UBS < BAC
I know him too, he drives a Dodge Stratus
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