But, of course, only on Fridays and Saturdays:

Little things gave me faith. I remember doing the New York Times crossword one Friday in March. I kept stumbling on a three-letter word for “significant hit.” “RBI” didn’t work. Then I realized it was “DBL”—a double. At that moment, I felt DoubleLine would do O.K.

Jeffrey Gundlach on Starting DoubleLine [BW]

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  1. Posted by Guest | September 30, 2011 at 12:34 PM

    I was going to ask if it was a slow day but when i noticed Matt has the first post I realized Bess must be out sick.

  2. Posted by DingALing | September 30, 2011 at 12:35 PM

    You finally write a small article and its this shit? What the fuck is doubleline anyway?

    -guy too lazy to go to google

  3. Posted by Anonymous | September 30, 2011 at 12:35 PM

    yeah Matty – you get it now… ooooh look shiny things

    ADHD kid

  4. Posted by guest | September 30, 2011 at 12:35 PM

    matt, stand up for yourself damn it! none of this 1 paragraph sh!t!

  5. Posted by guest | September 30, 2011 at 12:37 PM

    you should've signed it: JT Marlin stock jock.

  6. Posted by Wow | September 30, 2011 at 12:38 PM

    Matt congrats, this is the first article of yours, that I got through without blacking out. Well done.

  7. Posted by alan lowe | September 30, 2011 at 12:45 PM

    first post at 12:25pm EST and it doesn't have to do with Erin Burnett's engagement? Fail

  8. Posted by Guest | September 30, 2011 at 12:45 PM

    Come here. Tell me, does this Greek Yogurt taste funny to you?

  9. Posted by Bandersnatch | September 30, 2011 at 12:46 PM

    I hope Gundlach applies the same rigorous analysis to his investment decisions.

  10. Posted by Dr. Pepper | September 30, 2011 at 12:46 PM

    Matt just go home, you already took the morning off, might as well take the afternoon off too.

  11. Posted by guestapo | September 30, 2011 at 12:47 PM

    "Erin Burnett's engagement"

    I'll take: things Dealbreaker wrote about 2 days ago for $500.

  12. Posted by guest | September 30, 2011 at 12:47 PM

    damn Garcia, you are pushy…

  13. Posted by ShortNaked | September 30, 2011 at 12:51 PM

    Sure beats whatever the hell Im doing

    -B. Gross

  14. Posted by PermaGuestII | September 30, 2011 at 12:53 PM

    I hope his definition of an RBI as being "significant" doesn't say something about his anticipated returns.

  15. Posted by Kegels123 | September 30, 2011 at 12:55 PM

    What a man of great faith.

    -Billy Graham

  16. Posted by Mexi_Cant | September 30, 2011 at 12:57 PM

    Matt I haven't seen a performance so pathetic since Larry Flynt tried to run the marathon.

  17. Posted by Cut Me | September 30, 2011 at 12:59 PM

    I prefer a deeper analysis to making investment decisions.
    -L Robbins

  18. Posted by D | September 30, 2011 at 1:02 PM

    Gundlach & Wollensky

  19. Posted by bartleby | September 30, 2011 at 1:04 PM

    I'm sensing that it was bottle service night for the db team.

  20. Posted by Famous Person | September 30, 2011 at 1:06 PM

    Hey, same thing happened to me on Wednesday. I was sitting in my office doing the NYT crossword. Was trying to figure out seven letters (*SSF**K), clue was "fun activity", when my secretary came in and asked if I needed anything. I immediately knew what I had to do.

  21. Posted by Guest | September 30, 2011 at 1:07 PM

    "This posts is two short but where is the graphs?"

    There, fixed it for you.

    - UBS Head of Grammar and Punctuation

  22. Posted by harvey | September 30, 2011 at 1:09 PM

    RBI is not a hit, doofus…

  23. Posted by Guest | September 30, 2011 at 1:18 PM

    Good thing there's only one marathon in the world.

  24. Posted by Guest | September 30, 2011 at 1:18 PM

    Fucking reply button…

  25. Posted by Leno | September 30, 2011 at 1:27 PM

    Is that George W Bush doing standup?

  26. Posted by Immaletyoufinish | September 30, 2011 at 1:41 PM

    This post be to short where the graphs?

  27. Posted by Shecky Piaf | September 30, 2011 at 1:54 PM

    So I'm sitting next to Dominique Strauss-Khan on a flight to Paris and he's working the NYT crossword. Seems like he's working on it for hours and I hear him sigh heavily from time to time. Finally he leans over to me and asks, "Can you assist me please? I am stumped here. What would be a four letter word in English for "a woman" that ends in u-n-t ?"

    I immediatly suggested "a-u-n-t".

    "Merde!! DSK shouted. Then he asked, "Do you happen to have an eraser on you?"

  28. Posted by Guest | September 30, 2011 at 2:06 PM

    I hope her bachelorette party ends up on dancing bear

    - SEC Hear of Human Resources

  29. Posted by Guest | September 30, 2011 at 2:08 PM

    - SEC Head of HR… fuck

  30. Posted by Guest | September 30, 2011 at 6:55 PM

    I always take the $500 option on Jeopardy

    - UBS Head of Game Show Strategy

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