Archive for September 2011

The SEC’s administrative action against Spencer Mindlin & Dad yesterday had me scratching my head, and not just because TD Ameritrade managed to record a conversation between Mindlins père and fils when they had Ameritrade on hold. That should not be possible.

From what I’ve seen of this case it really doesn’t look like insider trading to me, though I’m always less willing to see insider trading than, say, the SEC is. But more interesting to me is what the case shows about the ETF market.
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Shitty climate got you down? Getting your ass kicked every day? Feel like the market is making you its bitch? Obviously, you have options. You can cry about it. You can jerk the wheel into a god damn bridge abutment. Or you can act like a winner. You can realize that there is no substitute for winning and you can get out there and play the other team quote unquote, with its pussy mustard yellow shit volatility, and not just beat it but grab it and fuck its sisters in the cunt. ARE YOU LISTENING??? Continue reading »

Did FTP maybe commit a crime? Yes. Was the crime it committed a Ponzi Scheme under the strict definition of the term? No. Continue reading »

  • 22 Sep 2011 at 1:21 PM

Call The Close

Hey, look, we’re down over 400 points. Think we’ll hit 1,000 or will a shirtless and face-painted Bob Pisani spark a rally? Continue reading »

UBS trader Kweku Adoboli, accused over the Swiss banking giant’s $2.3 billion losses from unauthorized trades, was “sorry beyond words,” his attorney said Thursday. [NYP]

Back in June, the lawyer for Winifred Jiau, expert network empress and accused insider trader, made a simple plea: “Put an end to this misguided prosecution,” Joanna Hendon said. “Send Ms. Jiau back to California, and to her dog.”

While the request might’ve played well with golden retriever lovers, the presiding judge didn’t care. He dragged things out another month, finding Jiau guilty over the summer and later on denying a request for acquittal or a new trial. Was Winifred the person you wanted to work with if you held an elastic view of securities laws and most certainly guilty of insider trading? Unquestionably: yes. Was she an individual who commanded sympathy, leniency or to whom you’d want to throw a bone? Those who benefited from her tips would be the first to tell you hell no.

In fact, she was bossy, she would cancel meetings at the last second, she would demand $300 gift certificates to the Cheesecake factory in one breath and a dozen Thanksgiving lobsters in the next, she would meet you for a pass off of material non-public information and tell you the shellfish you sent were Maine lobsters and she’d specifically request South African lobsters (even though she hadn’t) and then spit in your face and walk away and yes, sometimes you’d sit at your desk after she’d reamed you out over the phone for not giving her “the sugar” and fantasize about various ways you could kill her and make it look like an accident but having said all that: there’s a dog waiting for this lady and judge? She knows people who can make certain that these will be the first words you hear when you wake up and the last one’s you hear before you go to bed, for the rest of your life: Continue reading »


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Opening Bell: 09.22.11

Moody’s Offers Upbeat View On Corporate Defaults (WSJ)
Lambasted alongside other ratings firms for being too sanguine on subprime mortgages and other risky assets, Moody’s is expected to release a report Thursday predicting that most companies with the lowest credit ratings should survive the fallout from European debt woes or other market problems. These companies, which form a list Moody’s once dubbed the “Bottom Rung,” used booming credit markets over the past 2½ years to refinance debt and extend due dates on obligations to 2014 and beyond. That should keep them safe if borrowing costs increase and capital becomes scarce, Moody’s said. While Moody’s expects debt defaults to rise some in the next year amid shakier economic conditions, “it’s not the end of the world, it’s not falling off the cliff, it’s not zombie land,” said David Keisman, a Moody’s senior vice president and the report’s author.

UBS Trader Faces New Charge (WSJ)
In court Thursday, the prosecutor said Mr. Adoboli faced an additional charge, alleging that his fraudulent trading at the Swiss banking giant dated back to Oct. 1, 2008 and continued through the end of 2010. Previously, charges of fraud against Mr. Adoboli dated back to January 2011. A separate false-accounting charge against Mr. Adobli dated to 2008.

Soros Cracks Top Forbes’ 10 Richest Americans With $22 Billion (FINalternatives)
Also in the club, among others: John Paulson ($15.5 billion), Michael Dell ($15 billion), Carl Icahn ($13 billion), Ron Perelman ($12 billion), Jim Simons ($10.6 billion), Steve Cohen ($8.3 billion), Ray Dalio ($6.6 billion), David Tepper ($5 billion).

Fed Launches New Stimulus (WSJ)
“It may help a little bit at the edges,” said James Hamilton, a University of California San Diego professor who has been studying the impact of the Fed’s policies, but he added that “nobody should have illusions that the policies will get the economy jumping again.”

Salt Lake airplane passenger carried knife on board, made threats, police say (DN)
Shortly after taking his seat on a Delta Air Lines flight from Salt Lake City to Las Vegas on Sunday, David Alan Anderson, 60, began elbowing the passenger next to him to “claim” the armrest, according to a federal complaint. He then put his foot on the passenger’s leg. “Sir, you are going to have to move over,” the passenger told him. About five minutes later, the passenger saw Anderson staring at him. He then said to the passenger, “If I had a knife, I would slit your throat,” the complaint states…during a consensual search of his bag, police found a Gerber folding knife with a 3 ½-inch blade. Continue reading »

Write-Offs: 09.21.11

$$$ UBS Says Investment Banking Operations Won’t Be Sold (WSJ)

$$$ George Soros: We are already in a double-dip recession (CNBC)

$$$ CRT Capital Hires Citadel Team (Dealbook)

$$$ Warren Buffett’s Grandson On The ‘Buffett Rule’ (Daily Intel) Continue reading »

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Betracksuited Galleon trader Zvi Goffer got some bad news today:

Zvi Goffer, the ex-Galleon Group LLC trader, was sentenced to 10 years in prison for his role in a scheme to trade on inside information provided by lawyers. …

“I view this as a tragic day,” said U.S. District Judge Richard Sullivan, who handed down the sentence in a hearing today in Manhattan federal court. “Anything less than that would send the wrong message.”

Zvi, presumably, also viewed it as not one of his best days. It’s also of interest to upcoming main event Raj Rajaratnam, scheduled to be sentenced next week and whose sentence is presumably floored by Goffer’s. Raj, however, can take some solace from rumors that Judge Sullivan is particularly harsh on white collar offenders; he might do relatively better.

Here’s an update of our chart with Goffer added and with Judge Sullivan’s sentences broken out, suggesting that they are in fact above average: Continue reading »

Please place the following in context:

You expect to be caught in the first 24 hours. Every time the door to your office opens, or the phone rings, you think it will be somebody looking for answers. You live in fear. In that very initial period, the heart is racing. You should have [stopped] at the earliest opportunity, and taken no more than a slap on the wrist. But when the call, or the knock on the door, doesn’t come, you start to grow in confidence. You start to believe that you’ll have the time to correct [things], that you can push the barriers that little bit further – that you can get back to ground zero and start again. You might get there; you might even get there within a couple of days, and never tell anyone. That happens all the time…Eventually the call [does] come. There is release, in the end, and relief. Your whole life, for several years, has been a lie.

Is it about:

a) Fucking your best friend’s sibling
b) Eating someone else’s clearly marked lunch
c) Smoking weed at your parents’ house
d) Rogue trading
e) Surfing porn at the office
f) Using all the bandwith to stream episodes of Gilmore Girls
g) Being the source for Charlie Gasparino on company affairs
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