Remember This Tomorrow

By Bess Levin


Shitty climate got you down? Getting your ass kicked every day? Feel like the market is making you its bitch? Obviously, you have options. You can cry about it. You can jerk the wheel into a god damn bridge abutment. Or you can act like a winner. You can realize that there is no substitute for winning and you can get out there and play the other team quote unquote, with its pussy mustard yellow shit volatility, and not just beat it but grab it and fuck its sisters in the cunt. ARE YOU LISTENING???

Comments (20)

  1. 1
    Posted by your sister | September 22, 2011 at 4:06 PM

    We missed you Bess

  2. 2
    Posted by ralongx | September 22, 2011 at 4:13 PM

    Bess goes 'Curb'; Don't Buckner it.

  3. 3
    Posted by suckmesideways | September 22, 2011 at 4:19 PM

    We don't take…
    a) any prisoners
    b) any shit from anybody
    c) no for an answer

  4. 4
    Posted by Guest | September 22, 2011 at 4:34 PM

    You can jerk the wheel into a god damn bridge abutment . . .and not just beat it but grab it and fuck its sisters in the cunt.

  5. 5
    Posted by anon | September 22, 2011 at 4:36 PM

    did you have a question?

  6. 6
    Posted by guestapo | September 22, 2011 at 4:36 PM

    I am with you!

  7. 7
    Posted by You know who | September 22, 2011 at 4:41 PM

    "earlier today at 72 cummings point road"

    LOL.

  8. 8
    Posted by Guest | September 22, 2011 at 4:44 PM

    d) "it up the ass" – Girl from last night

    True Story

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | September 22, 2011 at 4:46 PM

    It's true, I did say that.

    -your mom

  10. 10
    Posted by J. Blaine | September 22, 2011 at 4:55 PM

    Other than that I have no concerns.

  11. 11
    Posted by AIG Quant via LEH | September 22, 2011 at 4:56 PM

    no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,NO!, phew, I'm tired of typing here.

  12. 12
    Posted by P the cable guy | September 22, 2011 at 4:59 PM

    Awe-inspiring…

  13. 13
    Posted by Uninvited_Guest | September 22, 2011 at 5:21 PM

    Less problems if you roll her over.

  14. 14
    Posted by Guest | September 22, 2011 at 5:33 PM

    You're free to stop at any time.

  15. 15
    Posted by kenny_lingus | September 22, 2011 at 6:02 PM

    But I didn't get my kishka.

  16. 16
    Posted by Guest | September 22, 2011 at 6:11 PM

    Elsewhere in the world of finance, in his quarterly letter to investors, Mr. Paulson cites "distraction by the Mr. Softee truck" as a principal driver of his massive ass-bleeding year-to-date.

  17. 17
    Posted by Snarf | September 22, 2011 at 6:33 PM

    Thank you for the sinus irrigation.

    And you owe me a new keyboard.

    - guy who now fears a latteboarding

  18. 18
    Posted by kenny_lingus | September 22, 2011 at 8:07 PM

    LOL Bess, LOL

  19. 19
    Posted by Go_ddamnit | September 22, 2011 at 11:25 PM

    I thought she was being serious, having a breakdown. MOTHER, FUCKER! This explains why I always get the insane chicks!

  20. 20
    Posted by Soopy | September 23, 2011 at 11:17 AM

    I love it when you talk dirty.

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