The term “living will,” applied to liquidation plans for big banks, has always seemed like a bit of a euphemism. After all, it really means “instructions on how to divide up our stuff when we die.” So, y’know, more of a regular will:
The Federal Deposit Insurance Corp. board voted unanimously today to release a joint final rule laying out what the largest and most complex financial firms must include in so-called living wills they’re required to file. The panel also approved contingency planning guidelines for insured banks. … Regulators are requiring financial firms to file plans that are developed under the context of the bankruptcy code, with each designed to give a blueprint for how a firm could be taken apart.
And, lest your estate planning was going to be along the lines of “I must keep in good health and not die,” the Feds are on to that scheme too. From the rule:
Several commenters were concerned that the Proposed Rule favored resolution over recovery and was biased in favor of separation of the insured depository institution from the parent organization rather than looking to maintain enterprise value. By issuing the Rule, the FDIC does not intend to substitute resolution planning for recovery planning. Both are very important and serve complementary purposes. The Rule, however, focuses on resolution planning.
It turns out, though, that this may be a bit of an exaggeration. In fact, the living will rules are pretty light on the actual liquidation plan. The requirements for a wind-up strategy are pretty brief and generic:
Among potential strategies for the sale of core business lines and assets that should be considered are: (a) retention of some or all of the assets in receivership, to be marketed broadly to eligible purchasers, including insured depository institutions as well as other interested purchasers, (b) sale of all or a portion of the core business lines and assets in a purchase and assumption agreement, to one or more insured depository institutions, and (c) transfer of all or a
portion of the core business lines and assets to a bridge institution chartered to continue operating the core business lines and service the assets transferred to it, as an interim step prior to the sale of such core business lines and assets through appropriate marketing strategies.
It’s unclear exactly what this will mean in practice, but it seems safe to guess that Bank of America, say, will not be required to submit a living will saying “we’ll sell Merrill to Morgan Stanley and our consumer assets to JPMorgan, and here are the contingent purchase agreements.” Rather, the plan will say more or less “if we go to zero, the FDIC should sell our assets to the highest bidder.” Which is not necessarily all that different from what they’d do without a living will.
And of course this makes sense – the FDIC should pretty much sell assets in a way that preserves as much value as possible, and it’s very hard to know in advance what that will mean if you don’t know exactly what the crisis is that will blow up your bank. Presumably if you’d asked European banks two years ago to draw up liquidation plans, they’d have lines like “we can use our sovereign debt for liquidity since it will always be worth par.”
Rather, the real effect of the regulation is to try to get in one place a list of everything systemically-important-and-deadly for each bank. The bulk of the rule relates not to liquidation plans but rather to listing of assets, methods and systems, like:
- include “a detailed description of the processes the CIDI [covered insured depository institution, i.e. bank] employs for determining the current market values and marketability of core business lines and material asset holdings”
- “describe the interconnections, interdependencies and relationships with such major counterparties and analyze whether the failure of each major counterparty would likely have an adverse impact on or result in the material financial distress or failure of the CIDI”
- “identify and describe processes used by the CIDI to determine to whom the CIDI has pledged collateral, identify the person or entity that holds such collateral, and identify the jurisdiction in which the collateral is located”
- “identify each payment, clearing and settlement system of which the CIDI, directly or indirectly, is a member”
- “provide detailed descriptions of the funding, liquidity and capital needs of, and resources available to, the CIDI and its material entities, which should be mapped to core business lines and critical services”
- “describe systemically important functions that the CIDI, its subsidiaries and affiliates provide, including the nature and extent of the institution’s involvement in payment systems, custodial or clearing operations, large sweep programs, and
capital markets operations in which it plays a dominant role”
All of which will of course be useful to the FDIC in seizing and shopping dead banks. But it would likely be even more useful in providing a cheat sheet on how to regulate living banks – giving regulators a one-stop shop for information about how important, interrelated, and/or overexposed the big banks are. Presumably a lot of it is information that FDIC examiners already have, but putting it in one place and asking the banks to draw the connections between “here are all our clearing arrangements” and “here’s what happens to clearinghouses when we melt down” has to help the regulators figure out how to do their jobs.
Best of all, bits of it will be public:
The public section of the Resolution Plan consists of an executive summary of the Resolution Plan that describes the business of the CDI and includes, to the extent material to an understanding of the CIDI: … (iii) consolidated financial information regarding assets, liabilities, capital and major funding sources; (iv) a description of derivative activities and hedging activities; (v) a list of memberships in material payment, clearing and settlement systems …; and (xi) a description, at a high level, of the C1DI’s resolution strategy, covering such items as the range of potential purchasers of the CDT, its material entities and core business lines.
A lot of this is probably already in publicly filed reports – since the intention of the rules is not to make public any new, sensitive information – but it sounds like we’ll get a view, “at a high level,” of what the big banks see when they picture a world without them in it.
FDIC Approves ‘Living Wills’ For Banks [Bloomberg]
Interim Final Rule [FDIC, pdf]
Dear Matt,
Sometimes less is more, don't write 1,000 words when 200 will sufice.
Thanks,
-Everyone
I like the "JP Morgan's resolution plan is just a drawing of Jamie Dimon giving you the finger" tag.
Personally, I would have gone with the "suck it" gesture, but well played nevertheless.
- guy who didn't read the article, just the tags
After reading this, I've amended MY will. $100,000 to Bess to hire someone to write funny.
Agreed. Good god man stop blathering on here. Learn succintness.
Shit, Bess should've strictly enforced a word limit in her absence.
As a good example? Don't use two "f"s in the word suffice, knowing that people will figure out what you meant.
Economy of letters, then, not just words.
Preach it, brutha.
It was actually 1,072 words.
Matt I am going to keep it short and sweet…YOU SUCK.
These articles are more of a buzzkill than Buzz Killington.
If you jerks really loved Bess you wouldn't begrudge her the ability to take a week off (i.e. have another editor on staff). You don't deserve her!
-Unrequited
BAC's Will Reading:
To my spoiled daughter I leave MBNA. May your credit card spending finally know no bounds.
To my whore of an ex-wife I leave Countrywide. May these shitty mortgages haunt you forever.
To my gay son I leave Merrill Lynch. The office decorations we got from Thain are to die for.
0, +1, -1.
I award you no points.
And may God have mercy on your soul.
-curious sentence finisher
I have a question. Do I still need a will if I don't have any assets?
-ex SocGen banker, who is wondering if it's possible to short himself. If it's not possible I'll just shoot myself.
Get fucked.
Sloan will eventually find out that Eric hooked up with her stepmother, so I'm confused as to why that was such a happy ending for them
Oh Abe. Let's be honest here. 1,000 words is not a lot. Here's the thing…no one will ever measure up to Bess in the eyes of the Commentariat and rightly so. But that doesn't mean we need to be mean to Matty. He's young and he's new to this and I'm sure he's doing his best.
Tell ya what, meet me on the corner of Wall and Broad at 4pm. I'll bring some Adderall and Wellbutrin for you and then we can grab a burger and some beers at Minetta. K?
Good question.
The Matt haters are like a bunch of shorts: one or two strong original ideas and a bunch of jackasses piling on for the ride.
Sincerely,
D. Fuld
Potato Skin, Idaho
ha best comment of the day
Were you even watching? Vince told her it didn't really matter whether he hooked up with her or not, either way he did it because of her. That he was like a jack terrier, and reacted to whatever she did. Obviously she knew it was a possiblity when she agreed to come to the airport.
-Guy who hates people who ask questions about material they weren't paying close attention to
If I was Columbia EMBA or Zecco trading, I'd want my ad money back. This site gets shit traffic volume without BL.
no one is begrudging her, dickhead. its just the fella she has replacing her sucks moosecock.
I think he is in fact doing a good job– he's not trying to be an ersatz-Bess while she's on vacay.
Adderall + Wellbutrin + Booze = quite a combo…
Scratch that, just bring some blow and this kid will be cranking out 40 word posts at a clip.
- Larry Kudlow
in real life sloan is almost 40!
She looks it on the show.
Fair enough, Bess is an unattainable (spellchecked that one for WTF_k) standard to hold him to.
The new avatar might just be enough to get me there.
Why Wellbutrin? It's not a very strong antidepressant and it's used to stop smoking…why the hell would anybody want to stop smoking? Lexapro/and or Prozac are much more effective at bringing about happiness.
40 is the new 30
except we have no real effect on the value of Matt's word count…. but also no one can/will ever ban us
-Jackass who's enjoying the ride for now
I've found Lexapro/Prozac + beer makes you too sloppy about 6 beers in. If Abe and I are going to make a night of it we can't be wussing out after 6 beers. That's amateur.
You're right, it's not strong, but I agree with PMCO– it won't make you crash. Wellbutrin is also used for mild ADD thus meshes quite well with Adderall.
My $0.02