Straight Male Model Will Enthusiastically Blow You Once For A Toe In The Door (Multiple Times If You’ve Got Pull At Evercore, Lazard)

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43 Responses to “Straight Male Model Will Enthusiastically Blow You Once For A Toe In The Door (Multiple Times If You’ve Got Pull At Evercore, Lazard)”

  1. LazyLightning says:

    How did you get my post?
    — Hon. B. Frank

  2. Optimus Quant says:

    Give me his deets. I may be able to set him up with a job writing a GUI for risk management.

    –BB VP in IT

  3. Dr_Rosenrose says:

    I love that "Beggars can't be choosers" is in reference to relocating to global financial hubs and not sucking and/or fucking dudes.

  4. VonSloneker says:

    Let's see…I'm a morally bankrupt, male model with a finance degree. Which of the following will allow me to have a shot at a career and maintain some dignity around the office (a) sugar mama who can stroke me in via the charity circuit or (b) giving blowskis to MDs.

    …just come out already. Or, just call this guy:

    -Guy who thinks a,b,c multiple choice lists are the soul of wit

  5. guest says:

    Google translate: I will record our encounter to post on Craigslist/Dealbreaker if needed. UBS/RBC/BarCap need not respond, thanks.

  6. Mitch says:

    UBS sucks?

  7. wahoo says:

    If you help me, I will literally suck your dick, right now. I'll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy. Get it over here, buddy. Let's do this.

    -Jeff Portnoy

  8. Guest says:

    Gay Banker's already on it.

    – nostalgic Dealbreaker guy

  9. Guest says:

    I thought this was already a standard part of Round 29 of Goldman interviews. Wait a minute…

  10. kenny_lingus says:

    Seems to me this guy is late to the party. Everyone on Wall Street sucks dick. And at least half of them think they're male models.

  11. merkin_capital says:

    Mckinsey used to use this very scenario as a case interview.

    (become a gay male prost but diversify into tranny shit = FT offer)

  12. deal_mkr says:

    well male models and successful analysts have one thing in common – they do what they are told

  13. Lazy Fare says:

    Now we had a chance to meet this young man, and boy that's just a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.

    – The Bobs

  14. Guest says:

    Does your offer include marker play and taking female hormones? If so, we have just the right position for you.

    -Ping Jiang

  15. Barry Badrinath says:

    This guy is stealing my customers. By the way I charge $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ

  16. Guesticle says:

    Whoring yourself out for the chance to whore yourself out is the NKI

  17. Massaging Dicks says:

    I'm sorry, only CFA charter holders give the best blowjobs. Repost this in 3 years.

  18. the alien says:

    What makes you think you're so special, we've been doing it for years, join the club.

    – 95% of the women in finance

    P.S. yeah, I know that's not true, ok, it's just funny

  19. Mr. Garrison says:

    I’m straight, but I will blow you and let you penetrate me.

  20. #REFeree says:

    Will he work for me if I suck his cock? Just remember u+ me = You & Us…

    -UBS MD

  21. guest says:

    If I recall correctly, doesn't the dick sucking begin once you BEGIN working for a BB?

  22. LatAm Guy says:

    Just dont believe when they thell you they are not gonna cum in your mouth

    – lynn tilton

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  24. Abe_Froman_ says:

    Isn't straight male model an oxymoron?

  25. bambinoitaliano says:

    Geez, Is this guy a bait to lure more Republicans out of the closets?

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