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How did you get my post?
– Hon. B. Frank
Give me his deets. I may be able to set him up with a job writing a GUI for risk management.
–BB VP in IT
I love that "Beggars can't be choosers" is in reference to relocating to global financial hubs and not sucking and/or fucking dudes.
Let's see…I'm a morally bankrupt, male model with a finance degree. Which of the following will allow me to have a shot at a career and maintain some dignity around the office (a) sugar mama who can stroke me in via the charity circuit or (b) giving blowskis to MDs.
…just come out already. Or, just call this guy: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/8741143/He…
-Guy who thinks a,b,c multiple choice lists are the soul of wit
Google translate: I will record our encounter to post on Craigslist/Dealbreaker if needed. UBS/RBC/BarCap need not respond, thanks.
So you're saying if your post had a (c) option it would have been funny?
MBA vs CFA tag would be funny.
(c) Come on DB as a guest and shut down the thread about my CL posting
If you help me, I will literally suck your dick, right now. I'll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy. Get it over here, buddy. Let's do this.
Gay Banker's already on it.
- nostalgic Dealbreaker guy
I thought this was already a standard part of Round 29 of Goldman interviews. Wait a minute…
Seems to me this guy is late to the party. Everyone on Wall Street sucks dick. And at least half of them think they're male models.
Mckinsey used to use this very scenario as a case interview.
(become a gay male prost but diversify into tranny shit = FT offer)
well male models and successful analysts have one thing in common – they do what they are told
Now we had a chance to meet this young man, and boy that's just a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.
- The Bobs
Does your offer include marker play and taking female hormones? If so, we have just the right position for you.
This guy is stealing my customers. By the way I charge $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ
Whoring yourself out for the chance to whore yourself out is the NKI
* frisk management
so does this guy
well ur clearly not very good if you still havent copped an offer yet
I'm sorry, only CFA charter holders give the best blowjobs. Repost this in 3 years.
What makes you think you're so special, we've been doing it for years, join the club.
- 95% of the women in finance
P.S. yeah, I know that's not true, ok, it's just funny
"it's just funny"
says no one.
Kill yourself and be reincarnated as someone who's actually funny
Please let the "you don't need to 'verify who you are' until 'down the road' = BTW I'm a summer intern" tag get a lot of use.
I’m straight, but I will blow you and let you penetrate me.
I thought brevity was the soul of wit?
- W. Shakespeare
Indeed, lots of limbs and outward flourishes in that one…
Will he work for me if I suck his cock? Just remember u+ me = You & Us…
If I recall correctly, doesn't the dick sucking begin once you BEGIN working for a BB?
Just dont believe when they thell you they are not gonna cum in your mouth
- lynn tilton
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Isn't straight male model an oxymoron?
Geez, Is this guy a bait to lure more Republicans out of the closets?
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