Tiger Woods’ alpha mistress, Rachel Uchitel, said the 9/11 death of her former fiance, investment banker James Andrew O’Grady, was meant to be. “I believe Andy was meant to die because he was too good,” she tells Page Six Magazine, in The Post on Thursday. “I’m almost happy it ended the way it did because I’ve learned so many lessons from him. It would have been tragic if we got into fights and then divorced.” Had O’Grady lived, Uchitel — who went on to reportedly make $500,000 a year working as a VIP hostess at Tao Las Vegas and at New York’s The Griffin, where she met Woods — believes her life would have been much different. “I would be a fat housewife with three kids in Sands Point, LI,” she tells the magazine. [NYP via Daily Intel]
- 06 Sep 2011 at 1:13 PM
Tiger Woods’ Whore Liaison Can Appreciate What 9/11 Did For Her Ass
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Her shirt says she's cold, but I have a feeling she'll end up somewhere a few thousand degrees warmer.
All of a sudden I've become a nipple man…
Suddenly thirsty…
Fat housewife w/3 kids in LI >>>>> Tiger's splooge rag
We run out of silicon / things to inject so we just stuffed whatever we could into her.
- This bitch's MD
“I’m almost happy it ended the way it did because I’ve learned so many lessons from him. It would have been tragic if we got into fights and then divorced.”
-Nancy Kissel
Funny, a few fights and a divorce sound less tragic from my perspective, you cunt.
-Andy's ghost
What a vapid piece of shit. One twisted bitch. She'd probably take theice cube trays out of the freezer when she left him.
She is the epitome of Sarte's famous quote.
I'd still untie her balloon knot.
Real Housewives of Sands Point is the NKI
Call me baby
What's wrong with Sands Point, LI. Jeez. So picky
her 15 minutes ended long ago, now just go away…
Sands Point? I should be so lucky!
-UBS MD
2 buck chuck.
i'll take worthless, vapid twats for $1000 please alex.
which one? "Hell is other coochies"?
500k as a hostess?! wtf is wrong with women. how much more proof do they need that implants are the greatest investment they'll ever make
Agreed
~3000 other people that would rather be around to see this slore with a fat ass
You had me at "vapid piece of shit." Why ruin it with Sartre?
C! U! N! T! CUNT! CUNT! CUNT!
..instead, I'm a fat aging childless whore in Las Vegas. What a banal cumdumpster.
The aspiring aristocrats on here do not appreciate the historical and cultural significance of East Egg… which truly is the OKI
“I’m almost happy it ended the way it did because I’ve learned so many lessons from him. It would have been tragic if we got into fights and then divorced.”
- Countrywide
what the 'b'?
Don't be so shallow, Dirty. Length of legs, curve of butt and flexibility are important too.
The toned and tanned Uchitel recently sold her Park Avenue apartment and plans to move to San Francisco with her boyfriend, Matt Hahn. The two are talking about children. “I never wanted them … but I know how much I love my dogs, and I think I’d make a good mother to my own kids.
i hope there is a strand of AIDS with her name on it!
don't get me started on them iranians-in-exile…
Let us not condemn too harshly, for the Biblical injunction is to hate the sin, but *ahem* love the sinner.
– Jimmy Swaggart + others too numerous too mention.
is that an ebony necklace from Tiger that she's still wearing?
~ guy who needs to check his morals
"Speaking of happy endings…"
- Tiger
The Griffin is almost as lost as TW's golf game these days. So sad.
Tranny?
Matthew Modine has not aged well.
Lips. You cannot forget the lips.
Sorry guys, I'm a little naieve where things like these are concerned, but a "VIP Hostess" is the same as a common or garden variety prostitute right?
Also…
Rocky Dennis, from Mask, looks surprisingly good as a woman.
-Guy on the wrong side of the velvet rope
wow, Dr. Rosenpenis! you may have created the post with the most "thumbs up" in a single day ever. great job, mazel tov!
I see what you did there…
You could probably park a Winnebago in her keester and she wouldn't even bat an eye.
Agreed. It was an unncessary final proclamation. I retract that last sentence.
I reiterate she is a sick woman. May she sit naked on pile of diced Habanero peppers.
I'm not sure that VIP Hostess == Prostitute is a true statement. However, VIP Hostess <> Prostitute is definitely a false one.
Tiger already loved her. We are handling the eternal damnation part of it.
wrong. there have been comments with likes/thumbs up well into the hundreds.
Not perfect, but much better.
i think those are the "built-in" variety
I am eagerly awaiting her arrival, and enjoying her company for eternity…
You have an extra "=" in there.
Moody's Quant
Why the long face?
- Gar
Фамилия "Учитель"??
I'm willing to try.
These things are good: ice cream and cake, a ride on a harley, seeing monkeys in the trees, the rain on my tongue, and the sun shining on my face. These things are a drag: dust in my hair, holes in my shoes, no money in my pocket, and the sun shining on my face
Someone from VTech would say that
"is equivalent to" and "is equal to" are technically very different
-Proper Quant
black pearl necklace, yep
That whore could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. Being married to me, and thus denying those talents to the untold thousands of men she's blown over the past decade, would have been a tragedy of biblical proportions. she's doing god's work here on earth and I, along w/ 3,000 others, are just martyrs in support of her good deeds.
-A. O'Grady
Pretty sure Rachel never truly dealt with the death of her husband and ran from her greif to Vegas where she tried think positively, which in her mind mean making the most of being single but unfortunately made some bad decisions along the way – Vegas will do that to a person – most especially with respect to her relationships with men because, after all that very concept dug up subconscious emotions from her hubby's death, and then she just really started whoring it up, rationalizing with thoughts like "Fuck it, it's just sex" until she met Tiger and that whole thing blew up on her and she pushed the envelope, taking her denial to a whole new level of public self-promotion/private subconscious self-flagellation, until one day she started calling off all her fights and smoking crack and in a fit of rage she collapsed, her heart no longer beating…yeah.
Banal old cumdumpster is the NKI
- Madonna
This is why cum dumpsters aren't allowed to have an opinion.
She's also a UNH grad…. It just keeps adding up
Really good story
I believe that honor is held by the Penn Station Taco Bell comment, before Discuss died. Regardless, still a great comment from the Dr.
http://dealbreaker.com/2011/03/anyone-have-an-ope…
What are you implying about UNH?
Still, that is one fine freak tho
Can't wait to hang out with you, Rachel. I'll save you a spot at dinner.
-Osama
Go {}()==8 yourself.
Here it is, reposted in all its glory:
Mr. Stein should party with me. Further to the post about the violent exchange at Taco Bell:
Every weekend Long Island and New Jersey girls with orange skin, cheap heels, and extremely short form fitting dresses roll into Penn Station. They come into Manhattan on Friday and Saturday nights to “party” at clubs that have long since lost any semblance of exclusivity or cache (Tenjune, Avenue, etc.). Some of these women are objectively hot, most of them, however, are not. Regardless, they’re all shooting for that Aubrey O’Day look (Google images: Aubrey O’Day), which I, and many other men, thoroughly appreciate.
I live in a full service new construction high rise across the street from Penn Station. It’s a nice building but the neighborhood is doodoo – kinda no man’s land – not quite Chelsea, not quite the Upper West Side. My friends give me shit about living there because it’s so transient, and because they live in much more fashionable parts of Manhattan, in particular Soho (the Eurotrash Short Hills Mall ) and the West Village (ground zero for men who listen to techno and like penis).
The two saving graces of my neighborhood are its close proximity to MSG (I’m going to see The Strokes play there on April 1st) and the Penn Station Taco Bell. Why is close proximity to the latter a perk you might ask?
The only thing better now is that your only purpose in life is a hole to jack off into. I would save that $500K a year madame slore because you are a heavily depreciating asset.
Long Island and New Jersey girls absolutely love Taco Bell. It’s a magnet for them.
Turbo Cheezy Fatty Melt, Cankles Burrito Supreme, Double Decker Back Fat Taco – they love all that stuff.
And fortuitously, by midnight, the aforementioned girls who earlier came into the city to “party” have reluctantly returned to Penn Station for food and trains. Only now these girls are completely out of it – drunk, confused, upset that Joey from Hempstead never texted – only mildly aware that the last train back to JWoww Town departs in five minutes.
Oh my. What happens if a girl misses a train back to JWoww Town?
Miss the JWoww Train and a girl is stuck in Penn Station for the night. Miss the JWoww train and the fake LV Birkin starts spewing $20 bills – livery cabs, hotels, money for the girlfrend who lost her purse, etc. Miss the JWoww Train and things start to get a little weird.
Anyway, if it’s one thing I know, it’s that girls from Long Island and New Jersey don’t like to pay for hotels if they get stranded in Manhattan overnight. They generally don’t plan for the unforseen and they’re on budgets, and they’d rather sleep with a guy than hit an ATM. How do I know? Quite simply because I’ve picked up 3 different girls at the Penn Station Taco Bell. Kinda hot girls, too.
I’m serious.
While other guys are struggling to get into the Boom Boom Room, buying blow for models who are predestined to bolt, or frantically texting the Indian girl with big cans who works in settlements at Jefferies, I simply opt out. I cut right to the chase and bottom feed.
I troll ass at Taco Bell.
And I pull, too.
I dress super conservative (Vineyard Vines whale present at all times). I strike up a conversation about Mark Sanchez (her daddy loves the Jets!). I mention that I work in finance / don’t know any black people. The next thing you know the Radiohead is pumping (“I’m a creep”), the Stoli is out, and there’s BeBe brand clothing at the foot of my bed.
The point of this story? None really.
Just don’t hate on Taco Bell.
Sadly, she invested all of her VIP earnings in BofA, but she thinks the losses taught her some valuable lessons.
Man, you have smoked yourself retarded!
Move aside old man.
Ok so I knew her when she was the hostess at Griffin, Avenue, Vegas etc. Shocking as it is this finance industry, dealbreaker fan went through a douchebag bottle service stage. Not proud.
Sorry to sound pedantic but to those who asked, VIP hostess – especially one who sets up parties in multiple states, *absolutely* equals prostitute/madam. Full stop. Set s us up in Vegas, bring 10 friends, be at Teterboro (or Jetblue, even big players didn't see the need to impress them with private and in some odd way felt that flying the help over private made them bigger douchebags than they already were..tallest midget in the room type shit) – make sure they are "friendly" etc etc. It's a story that plays out almost every weekend.
And no fucking way was she making anywhere near 500K. Hysterical how hostesses and promoters used to always brag about how much they made, then introduce you to their 6 roommates and invite you to their apt in astoria.
anyway sorry to be short snark on this trade, but this story pisses me off because (a) her comments offend everyone who lost a loved one in 9/11 and (b) i was trying to forget what a colossal ass i used to be and she just bitchsmacked me in the face with it.
cool story, bro.
As Rutgers emits a collective "Sigh of Relief"
I’m not no fan, but I believe her when she said she didn’t say this. 911 must have destroyed her life.
She means she likes fat members
Breast-implanted whore.
I will follow suit
We'd all still hit it.