• 28 Sep 2011 at 5:19 PM

Universe Not Ready For Entrepreneurial Long Island Kid

By Bess Levin

Seven Long Island, New York, students were charged with taking part in a scheme in which six of them paid the seventh to take the SAT college-admissions test on their behalf, prosecutors said. Six current or former students at Great Neck North High School, about 20 miles east of Manhattan, are accused of paying Samuel Eshaghoff, 19, of Great Neck, to impersonate them so they could get higher scores on the test, Nassau County District Attorney Kathleen M. Rice said in a statement. Eshaghoff, a 2010 Great Neck North graduate, now attends Emory University in Atlanta after spending his freshman year at the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor, Rice’s office said. He was paid $1,500 to $2,000 for each test, and took the exam for free for a female student. [Bloomberg]

Comments (22)

  1. 1
    Posted by Carles | September 28, 2011 at 5:24 PM

    How the fuck is this a criminal matter?

  2. 2
    Posted by The Truth | September 28, 2011 at 5:25 PM

    free = anal

  3. 3
    Posted by Cyreno | September 28, 2011 at 5:28 PM

    If by free you mean received $1500 to $2000 dollars worth of sex, sure.

  4. 4
    Posted by Guest | September 28, 2011 at 5:34 PM

    I believe you, I date younger women for free all the time.

    - G. Soros

  5. 5
    Posted by Zoroz | September 28, 2011 at 6:02 PM

    Since he was IDed at the door, it sounds like the "girl" had a surprise for him (and her name was L-o-l-a)

  6. 6
    Posted by Guest | September 28, 2011 at 6:05 PM

    "He was paid $1,500 to $2,000 for each test, and took the exam for free for [Redacted Penn Undergrad]."

  7. 7
    Posted by Guest | September 28, 2011 at 6:07 PM

    It's like they say, no means yes, yes means anal.

    Isn't that right Backdoor_Bess?

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | September 28, 2011 at 6:10 PM

    Flunking out of U of Mich but still convincing seven people to pay him to write their SAT is the NKI.

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | September 28, 2011 at 6:12 PM

    a 19-yr old college guy impersonating a high school girl. Yeah. That could work.
    Another example how how public schools are failing.

  10. 10
    Posted by spanishmoon | September 28, 2011 at 6:13 PM

    The Harvard kid was charging $10k per test. He was smart enough not to get caught.

    You get what you pay for.

  11. 11
    Posted by 2_Small_2_Bail | September 28, 2011 at 6:26 PM

    The female student story was a cover up. He was actually interviewing for Ping Capital and we had him dress up like that. I'm just glad the paper didn't find out about the markers.

    -P. Jiang

  12. 12
    Posted by trojan_ | September 28, 2011 at 6:30 PM

    Well, you could whore yourself out to a thousand fat chicks for 50 bucks apiece. Or – or – or 50 realllly fat chicks for a thousand bucks.

  13. 13
    Posted by Guesto | September 28, 2011 at 6:31 PM

    Here are some other SAT test taker skill rates for spec university admissions:

    Emory – $7,000
    Georgetown – $7000
    Notre Dame – $6500
    NYU – $6000
    Wisc – $5000
    UMiami – $5000
    GW – $4500
    Fordham – $4000
    Binghamton – $4000
    Syracuse – $4000
    Pitt – $3500
    Hofstra – $1000
    LIU – $250
    Nassau CC – Gratis or Anal

  14. 14
    Posted by guestapo | September 28, 2011 at 6:34 PM

    Yes, rapist, that is correct.

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | September 28, 2011 at 6:36 PM

    Hey!

    - Captain Ahab, hunter of the Great White Whale (frequenter of TGIF, Midtown)

  16. 16
    Posted by Ivyofthesouth | September 28, 2011 at 7:06 PM

    Flunking out? Yeah, or, you know, he was tired of being around 25,000 ugly douche bags.

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | September 28, 2011 at 7:55 PM

    Or, y'know, not. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUOtxCQJuvk&fe...

  18. 18
    Posted by bullmktcowboy | September 28, 2011 at 10:20 PM

    Well that's assuming she only took 1 exam…

  19. 19
    Posted by TheodoreBallgamePhD | September 29, 2011 at 9:11 AM

    Brown – ($500)

  20. 20
    Posted by Guest | September 29, 2011 at 11:42 AM

    and by $5000 for Miami you mean $5000 – $100,000*(5.0 – your 40 time)

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | September 29, 2011 at 12:33 PM

    Duke – $50 gift card to local LAX store

  22. 22
    Posted by Guest | September 30, 2011 at 6:35 AM

    Or a set of escorts for the lax party.

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