• 20 Oct 2011 at 4:04 PM

At Least One Bank Offering Service So Good You’ll Scream

By Bess Levin

Something you may have picked up on is that lately? Customers are not so happy with their banks, particularly if their banks are Bank of America or Citigroup. The websites apparently never work, there are the rage-inducing fees, and there’s the general feeling that Brian Moynihan and Vikram Pandit? Don’t actually care about them. When was the last time Brian or Vik called, huh? When was the last time they did something nice, for no reason other than wanting to? When was the last time they thought to say “You look really pretty tonight”? Can’t remember, stopped counting and not since the checking account was opened. And while it would be one thing if every other bank treated its customers like they were expendable, some don’t. Take Société Générale Group-owned-Komerční Banka. Not only do they act like they really care but give people a reason to be loud, proud customers.

Vikram? Brian? You might want to learn some new moves. We’re not saying people will go for it, but what other options do you have at this point? At the very least, consider asking branch managers to float the rumor you’re considering including a Vickles/Bri-O surprise with every transaction and see if it gets any traction.

Czech bank makes women orgasm (TV spot). [CopyRanter]

Comments (28)

  1. 1
    Posted by Ummm | October 20, 2011 at 4:05 PM

    Yes, yes, yes, Yeeeessss!

  2. 2
    Posted by Guest | October 20, 2011 at 4:06 PM

    Lights on.

  3. 3
    Posted by Guest | October 20, 2011 at 4:08 PM

    Bess, not to question your knowledge of Czech, but are you sure that ad is for the type of bank where people do financial transactions?

  4. 4
    Posted by Mexi_Cant | October 20, 2011 at 4:09 PM

    I don't get it, why was she moving and opening her mouth like that. Seem's strange.

  5. 5
    Posted by guestapo | October 20, 2011 at 4:14 PM

    Swing and a mother fucking miss.

  6. 6
    Posted by Susan M. | October 20, 2011 at 4:15 PM

    Trust me, Brian could NEVER do that.

  7. 7
    Posted by Guest | October 20, 2011 at 4:16 PM

    She just paid off her student loan. One day you'll understand.

  8. 8
    Posted by Guest | October 20, 2011 at 4:17 PM

    she gets it

  9. 9
    Posted by Ogilvy SVP | October 20, 2011 at 4:20 PM

    Just wait until we roll out the "Tickle Vickle's Pickle" campaign.

    -Citi account lead

  10. 10
    Posted by CoveredLong | October 20, 2011 at 4:20 PM

    Huh huh, like a Sperm Bank, uh, huhhuhuh.

    -Butthead '93

  11. 11
    Posted by Guest | October 20, 2011 at 4:21 PM

    Bess is just perpetuating the myth of the female orgasm.

    - UBS Feminist Studies Outreach Coordinator

  12. 12
    Posted by Alt_EST | October 20, 2011 at 4:24 PM

    I did that.

    - 6' 1" Former D1 Lineman Who's Rather Large in Stature and (Obviously) the Pants

  13. 13
    Posted by PIK_Toggle | October 20, 2011 at 4:59 PM

    Vic and Brian don't need any of that BS, they are dinosaurs! http://ftalphaville.ft.com/blog/2010/04/30/217381...

  14. 14
    Posted by bro | October 20, 2011 at 5:20 PM

    bro that is like way old bro

  15. 15
    Posted by shnaps | October 20, 2011 at 5:40 PM

    Your bank is going to fuck you eventually. Might as well try to enjoy it.

    Na zdravi!

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | October 20, 2011 at 5:45 PM

    It's the motion of the ocean…

    -6'2" Former D1 college sailor

  17. 17
    Posted by Guest | October 20, 2011 at 7:05 PM

    She's not faking. My wife looks like that every Saturday night.

    - IB IT Guy

  18. 18
    Posted by guestapo | October 20, 2011 at 7:18 PM

    When she's getting plowed by a non-back office guy?

  19. 19
    Posted by BankerChick | October 20, 2011 at 7:19 PM

    The only myth is that men can give you one.

    - girl who gets the job done herself

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | October 20, 2011 at 7:20 PM

    zing.

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | October 20, 2011 at 7:57 PM

    Anyone have a decent currency conversion program? I'm hoping my bounus check will cover one way ticket and hotel accomodations. UBS quantity.

  22. 22
    Posted by Saaaaaaad Panda | October 21, 2011 at 7:44 AM

    No donkey punch?

  23. 23
    Posted by guesticles | October 21, 2011 at 9:17 AM

    Furiously looking for a cup!

  24. 24
    Posted by Echo | October 21, 2011 at 9:17 AM

    I'm waiting . . . I hear UBS sucks, and I want you to prove it to me.

    - Girl in video

  25. 25
    Posted by Anonymous | October 21, 2011 at 10:32 AM

    she's hired…

    Beamer's Talent Manager

    Who wants the first dance?

  26. 26
    Posted by Anonymous | October 21, 2011 at 11:07 AM

    dirty sanchez first…

  27. 27
    Posted by PermaGuestII | October 21, 2011 at 12:52 PM

    We have fun trying, though.

  28. 28
    Posted by SausageOfDoom | October 21, 2011 at 10:46 PM

    Hello sailor!

    - Barney Frank

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