In his tenure as CEO of Morgan Stanley, bonuses have been a bit of a sore spot for James Gorman. Last year he swore to god that he would “personally escort” anyone caught leaking numbers out of the building, earlier this month he was said to have suggested that things will be way, way down from last time around, and now? He can’t even look at you.
“FYI, preliminary comp discussions (usually happens around now) have now been pushed back to mid-November. Presumably not a good sign.”

Things are looking up! 100% raises all round! 100% on $0 is still $0. But it's an increase …
Any openings at UBS?
- JG
Can I DVA my bonus?
-MSSB MD
On this morning's earnings call, Jimmy to G said he would be balanced and reward people who deliver differential vaule but he needed to weigh that against acceptable returns to shareholders.
And by that he means "mate, mate, mate….expect to be 50% down"
In Soviet Russia talking about it is bonus!
on the bright side, MS has reserved 49% of revenue for compensation YTD, versus 40% last year (total accrued comp +14% ytd), so as long as nothing gets fucked in 4Q, they could conceivably pay people this year.
Don't mention the war.
Yes, I am still here.
I think you missed a letter here. I always get a bonus for DVDA.
-J. Jamieson
Anyone caught leaking numbers will be thrown into the lions cage that is the OWS movement.
…and then a giant grizzly bear wearing a James Gorman costume tore through my tent and assaulted me in places I didn't know I had.
UBS Girded Loin Quant
tie me kangaroo down, sport….tie me kangaroo down….
Bonus of Fosters Oil Can is the NKI….notice that only a "g" separates Bonus and Bogus??????
Bonus is temporary…..Bogus is forever….
You are so cute.
-UBS MD
we delay the comp chatter for a month to prepare the masses for the gulag….then we talk table scraps for the rest..
Peggy, your new HR manager
So is idiocy
A: nachocheese does not work for MS
B: nachocheese is the reason MS bonuses will be nonexistent
A) A only
B) B only
C) A & B
D) neither A nor B
Que?
-Manuel
Do you know anyone fom Delaware?
What kind of boots are you wearing? Are you "in the mood?"
UBS sucks…..oops wrong bank….on MS sucks!
Dear indentured ser-uhhh-valued employee,
We would like to remind you during these uncertain times that unlike some of our peers, there are NO questions surrounding this year's comp. That's b/c there is none and there never will be. God bless America and more importantly the greatest city in the world (Stamford).
-UBS Officer in charge of reality gut checks
Bad news and bad management… reminds me of Hitler after Stalingrad –sure all is great on the eastern front…
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