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   Posted by Mel Gibson | October 19, 2011 at 3:57 PM

   No comment.

2. 2
   Posted by Not Cramer | October 19, 2011 at 4:00 PM

   "Jim, I've always considered you a gigantic prick."
   "HAHA Lloyd, you're one of the greats!"

3. 3
   Posted by On Bourbon Street | October 19, 2011 at 4:05 PM

   1st panel: Lloyd says, "I'll bet you $1 million I can tell you where you got your shoes…." Cramer takes the bet.

   2nd panel: LLoyd says, "You got 'em on your feet!! "

4. 4
   Posted by Guestard | October 19, 2011 at 4:08 PM

   Just Married

5. 5
   Posted by Bman | October 19, 2011 at 4:08 PM

   "Jim what does the OWS people and you have in common?"

   "You are both in tents"

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   Posted by Guest | October 19, 2011 at 4:10 PM

   "Jim, what's it like being reminded on a daily basis that you're shorter than Melissa Lee?"

7. 7
   Posted by suckmesideways | October 19, 2011 at 4:16 PM

   "where do you buy your pants?"

8. 8
   Posted by Guest | October 19, 2011 at 4:18 PM

   "I would like you to meet my pick for successor."

   "All kidding aside Jim, where is my fucking cocktail?"

9. 9
   Posted by Nervous Jew | October 19, 2011 at 4:19 PM

   This makes me nervous.

10. 10
    Posted by CurrencyTrader | October 19, 2011 at 4:20 PM

    Picture 1:

    LB: Ya and so then I pointed the shotgun like this at the OWS protester and blew his fucking head off. I told Vickles that we should probably get out of here and we peeled out in his Hyundai.

    Picture 2:

    LB: No seriously we actually did execute a protester a la shotgun after doing Kosher wine box pulls.
    JC: Oh my goodness that's funny, why on earth did you do that?
    LB: They were dressed as zombies!

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    Posted by NYPU | October 19, 2011 at 4:20 PM

    "Fuckin' guy!"

12. 12
    Posted by guesticles | October 19, 2011 at 4:22 PM

    Go get your shine box!!!

13. 13
    Posted by Guesticles | October 19, 2011 at 4:25 PM

    Panel 1

    Blankfein: Jim, there is a fat UBS MD standing right behind us, checking his 7 year old Blackberry. Now cover me and lets get out of here.

    Cramer: Oh fuck, a guy dumber than me! Let's get the fuck out here.

    Panel 2:

    Blankfein: I am going to get my valet to fuck up every Honda Civic in the lot just to make sure that shambling abomination of a human being isn't driving home tonight.

    Cramer: Lloyd, you are truly one of the greats. I am so hard right now being this close to you.

    -EXIT STAGE RIGHT-

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    Posted by guest | October 19, 2011 at 4:25 PM

    Remember the good old days of the early 2000's when there was darn near full employment and we could screw the general public in investment advice and housing with no public outcry. Da*n! I wish we could get back to theose days.

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    Posted by Shecky Fabre' | October 19, 2011 at 4:25 PM

    Panel 1: Lloyd tells Cramer, "If a guy of ours sneaks German money home in his pants, you know what we call it?" Cramer says, "Tell me…"

    Panel 2: Lloyd: "Squid Marks!!"

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    Posted by 2_Small_2_Bail | October 19, 2011 at 4:26 PM

    Jim: And then I was like "Jabroni!"

    Lloyd: Jabroni! This fucking guy!

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    Posted by Guest | October 19, 2011 at 4:27 PM

    Welcome back

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    Posted by Smails | October 19, 2011 at 4:32 PM

    …That's a doozy Lloyd!

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    Posted by Guest | October 19, 2011 at 4:33 PM

    This actually made me laugh really hard….

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    Posted by early_hominid | October 19, 2011 at 4:33 PM

    Lloyd: So then one anarchist plumber says to the other "Smash the cistern!"

    Cramer: Ahahaha fuck me hahaha you . . . ha . . . I think . . . ha . . . I think I pissed my pants . . . hahaha. Shit.

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    Posted by Guest | October 19, 2011 at 4:36 PM

    Why are you still alive!

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    Posted by #1 Matt Fan | October 19, 2011 at 4:39 PM

    Panel 1:
    Lloyd: "Hello Jim"
    Jim: "Hello Lloyd"

    Panel 2:
    "1%ers BABY!!! F#&K YEAAAHHHH!!! Nahmean!"

23. 23
    Posted by Savage Manatee | October 19, 2011 at 4:39 PM

    Two balds don't make a right.

    /UBS Metaphor Quant

24. 24
    Posted by Sleeper | October 19, 2011 at 4:39 PM

    So he asks 'Do you love me?' and she says 'No, but that's a real nice ski mask.'

25. 25
    Posted by Mommy | October 19, 2011 at 4:40 PM

    Brothers from another mother…

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    Posted by naked short | October 19, 2011 at 4:41 PM

    cramer: i just shorted goldman
    lloyd: it is a pity i cannot short you more than you already are

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    Posted by l AVRF l | October 19, 2011 at 4:45 PM

    1.) The feigned collegiality says we're acting comfortable in our skin….

    2.) But the two handed above the waist handshake reveals we're gay as all fucking get out.

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    Posted by Guesto | October 19, 2011 at 4:46 PM

    ''Lloyd Reacts To Hearing The News From Cramer That Goldman Sachs Is A Safe Investment"

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    Posted by alan lowe | October 19, 2011 at 4:53 PM

    +1

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    Posted by HR_Dept | October 19, 2011 at 4:54 PM

    Panel 1:
    L – "So I heard you gave me the old SELL! SELL! SELL! the other day on the show. I should kick your ass right here.

    J-"Well ummm…uhh…I'm embarassed.

    Panel 2:

    L – But you also wiped your ass with a picture of Jamie Dimon on the show so we're cool.

    J – C'mere you sonofabitch and let me give you an HJ!!!

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    Posted by guest | October 19, 2011 at 4:54 PM

    picture 1: "may i have this dance?"
    picture 2: *skillful tangoing*

32. 32
    Posted by Mexi_Cant | October 19, 2011 at 4:54 PM

    1) I can't believe my security allowed you to get within 5 yards of me.

    2) HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

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    Posted by hi ho | October 19, 2011 at 4:55 PM

    Perhaps this was what Nervous Jew was referring to….

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    Posted by guest | October 19, 2011 at 4:56 PM

    No caption, I'm just sad the guy on the Blackberry didn't photobomb this touching moment.

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    Posted by Bud | October 19, 2011 at 5:00 PM

    Do your own homework Marv.

    I'm tired of playing wet nurse for you.

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    Posted by Put_Option | October 19, 2011 at 5:00 PM

    "Jim Cramer, Stock Expert. And YOU must be the Monopoly guy"

    "Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars"

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    Posted by CurrencyTrader | October 19, 2011 at 5:00 PM

    Probably because I'm not a OWS protester and dressed as a Zombie.

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    Posted by Achieving Alpha | October 19, 2011 at 5:05 PM

    1) Lloyd: "And he said, 'Rectum damn near killed him'"
    Jim: "Bahahahahahahhahahaha"

    2) Lloyd: "Now Jim, this little piggy went to the market…."

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    Posted by sebo18@yahoo.com | October 19, 2011 at 5:05 PM

    2nd panel <in unison>: "Out-a what?!? HAHAHA"

40. 40
    Posted by Guest | October 19, 2011 at 5:06 PM

    Beat me to it.

    - Everyone I know

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    Posted by guest | October 19, 2011 at 5:08 PM

    Fucking horrible.

42. 42
    Posted by Guest | October 19, 2011 at 5:08 PM

    God it's hot in these rhinos

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    Posted by leftcoast | October 19, 2011 at 5:09 PM

    “Hey Lloyd, I’m planning on recommending that my viewers BUY BUY BUY GS”
    “Don’t s*** your pants, I’m just f-ing with you”

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    Posted by Guest | October 19, 2011 at 5:10 PM

    You say tomato, I say tomato.
    You eat potato and I…

    You know what, this idea doesn't really translate well unless you sing it.

45. 45
    Posted by Guest | October 19, 2011 at 5:17 PM

    Lloyd lays down some sober comment about the markets.
    Cramer starts his weird, incessant and inappropiate laughing.
    Lloyd reacts with obvious discomfort.
    Cramer sensing this, grabs him by the hands and starts doing the cha-cha.

46. 46
    Posted by Assburgher | October 19, 2011 at 5:28 PM

    Shit yea, what is he 5'1"?

47. 47
    Posted by Guest | October 19, 2011 at 5:52 PM

    damn, you tried real hard there. A for effort.

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    Posted by AIG Quant via LEH | October 19, 2011 at 5:55 PM

    +1

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    Posted by Buzz Killington | October 19, 2011 at 5:56 PM

    …because he was quartered on the port side

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    Posted by PermaGuestII | October 19, 2011 at 6:32 PM

    First photo: Cramer (wasted) "And… really… I was like what THE FUCK, MAN! You kiddin me.. sho–sho–so then I said to him… I say to him… 'well now'…. no-no-no dont innerupt me… I say to him 'how 'bout I tell everyone to buy Bear!' AHAHAHAhahahahahaahahaha"

    Second photo: Blankfein (in a soft voice) "Dude, think you might want to call a car– yeeaahhh… no, dont think you need even this much more" [makes hand gesture]

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    Posted by @GSElevator | October 19, 2011 at 8:01 PM

    Blankfein: I own Apple stock at $175!!1

    Cramer: You also own Goldman stock at $175.
    http://twitter.com/#!/GSElevator/status/121941822…

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    Posted by DingALing | October 19, 2011 at 8:53 PM

    Frame One: Cramer: So then I sat up all serious-like on my show…like this….and said with a straight face 'No! No! No! Do not take your money out of Goldman!' "

    Frame Two: Lloyd: You really are a funny guy!

53. 53
    Posted by Finndeavor | October 19, 2011 at 9:40 PM

    God and Satan Laugh About Old Times

54. 54
    Posted by moisturizer | October 19, 2011 at 10:34 PM

    Picture: 1 the double chin says…mehh not a chance
    Picture: 2 but the smooth moisturized hands say…why not

55. 55
    Posted by Dpa | October 19, 2011 at 11:34 PM

    Lb: …And I was all like 'I understand why people are upset with us and shit…'
    JC. That's so Lloyd!

    Much later that evening

    LB: Jim? I spotted Lenny over by the coke machine, how'd he get in here?
    JC: I snuck him in inside my pants. I loves that man.

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    Posted by NERDS | October 20, 2011 at 8:20 AM

    Nerds should not attempt to "fist pump"

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    Posted by Gajonka | October 20, 2011 at 8:49 AM

    "Hey, look at you! Look at me! We look like a pair of balls!"

    Let's get toegther, let's get close… look people! balls! balls!

    We're so effin stupid!!!

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    Posted by Guest | October 20, 2011 at 9:08 AM

    LB: Who let this fucking asshole in here?
    JC: Ha! Lloyd, you're such a kidder.
    LB: No, seriously. Who let this fuckking asshole in here?

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    Posted by PermaGuestII | October 20, 2011 at 10:05 AM

    My cufflinks are bigger than yours, Jim.

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    Posted by Roy Roger | October 20, 2011 at 10:24 AM

    LB: Who let this monkey in here?
    JC: Oo aa, me no monkey

    LB: See.. no more opposable thumbs!

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    Posted by Borden | October 20, 2011 at 6:33 PM

    LB: I'd say hug it out but I don't want you drawin' wood!