To: ALL CBOT BUILDING TENANTS
From: Assoc. Director/General Manager, CBOT Building
Subject: ALERT…ALERT…ALERT !
Importance: High

We have been notified that there will be protesters attempting to perform a sit-in inside our building today at approximately 12:00 noon today, (CDT). Below is the security/safety plan that is being put in place at 11:00 a.m.:

· There will be a Chicago Police Department presence to handle any attempt at entry to this building

· Our Building Security will be closing several of the revolving doors at all entrances/exits of the property; only one revolving door will be available at each entrance/exit

· Guards will be placed at each location and everyone will be required to display their building IDs

We will attempt to make this as convenient as possible for all of you; however, we also want to ensure your safety and the building’s security during this time.

We appreciate your cooperation and adherence to the instructions you will be given by our building security officers.

Please exhibit every caution when exiting and entering the building.

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  1. Posted by Dr_Rosenrose | October 13, 2011 at 12:37 PM

    Chicago police have a rich history of dealing with hippie protesters. This could be good.

  2. Posted by Anon | October 13, 2011 at 12:40 PM
  3. Posted by CoveredLong | October 13, 2011 at 12:40 PM

    1. Looks like the CBOT could be in deep sit this afternoon.
    2. Looks like protestors will not be standing up for what they believe in.
    3. Looks like too big to fail leads to too lazy to stand.
    4. Looks like I should stop before these get any less funny.

    /bored at work

  4. Posted by guest | October 13, 2011 at 12:41 PM

    so why do I have to suffer

  5. Posted by guest | October 13, 2011 at 12:43 PM

    no one will touch the rick. not on my watch.

    - Wolfman

  6. Posted by Spanishmoon | October 13, 2011 at 1:14 PM

    Buzzkill.

    We all wanted to see what the boys in the pits would've done to the hippies.

  7. Posted by CurrencyTrader | October 13, 2011 at 1:22 PM

    There are still boys in the pits? What is this 1988? Sounds like more of a mirage than the hippies having attractive topless women.

  8. Posted by D | October 13, 2011 at 1:29 PM

    The boys in the pits went to get steaks in NY.

  9. Posted by pit trader | October 13, 2011 at 1:41 PM

    It probably would have unfolded similar to when the London oil traders beat the crap out of the Greenpeace protestors in 2005.

    And yes, dumbass, there are still boys in the pits.

  10. Posted by Marie Antoinette | October 13, 2011 at 1:58 PM

    Oh sure…like what are they going to do? Cut off our heads? Quel merde….like that will ever happen.

  11. Posted by Pete from the Bush | October 13, 2011 at 1:59 PM

    oops. Too late.

  12. Posted by Del Preston | October 13, 2011 at 2:05 PM

    In the event of capture I will personally distribute these cyanide capsules to be placed under the tongue like so

  13. Posted by Mexi_Cant | October 13, 2011 at 2:06 PM

    If we give them PMCO will they stop protesting?

    Either way, it's not worth giving him away.

  14. Posted by Guest | October 13, 2011 at 2:06 PM

    So, you need a grown man to make you happy, not a boy?

  15. Posted by CurrencyTrader | October 13, 2011 at 2:18 PM

    Settle down peasant, why don't you get a job that isn't being outsourced electronically. Electronic markets are now prevalent and there is usually an electronic contract that directly equates to the pit contract.

    I know this is a sensitive thing for you, and as they say a lion is at it's fiercest right before it's death – so I get your harsh words, good luck on your career dumb ass.

  16. Posted by RichieRich | October 13, 2011 at 2:35 PM

    I wouldn't get too comfortable on the screen just yet…..

    -Pradeep, Bangalore

  17. Posted by CurrencyTrader | October 13, 2011 at 3:01 PM

    Bravo young lad. I too am part of the 99%. And by 99%, I mean 99% of the Dealbreaker community that thinks PMCO is a man.

  18. Posted by guestosaurus | October 13, 2011 at 3:10 PM

    Saw a couple of these kids on the red line the other day – tan hemp skirt dresses (both were male..), peruvian hats and Iphone 4s. I am puzzled why no one takes them seriously.

  19. Posted by B2b MD | October 13, 2011 at 3:10 PM

    Afernoon Line:
    Concussion per 100 demonstrators: Chicago +1.5 vs NYC
    Avg Weight of Topless Hippie Chicks: Chicago +12lbs vs NYC
    % Hippie Chicks who have at one point screwed a trader/banker: Chicago 40/45; NYC 25/30

    Pls hold all tickets until Monday. Tribune and Post for numbers to determin outcome.

  20. Posted by Guest | October 13, 2011 at 3:25 PM

    is that plural of iPhone 4, or do they actually have an iPhone 4S?

    Not that it would change my perception of them, but I'd be fucking pissed if they already have a 4S…

  21. Posted by pit trader | October 13, 2011 at 3:48 PM

    *…says the guy who wet his pants the one time he got near the pit.

  22. Posted by GentlemanTrader | October 13, 2011 at 3:56 PM

    Sod off Swampy!

  23. Posted by Guest | October 13, 2011 at 4:17 PM

    In Soviet Russia capitalism protest you

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    So they can afford an I phone but they can't pay their student loans…hmm

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